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Kristin had never even tried cum before today and had always assumed it would taste terrible. But everything changed as that first drop landed on her tongue. It suddenly hit her that it was what she had been missing in her life. Luckily, the nice man
It was one thing when my sister agreed to give me a blowjob, but I never expected her to get addicted. It’s become insane. She waits for me to get home by the window with her shirt soaked in water. “I was pretending it was your cum,"Â she
Never thought about it before, but the idea of evil is lazy as fuck. “Do as thou wilt, under the caveat that you’re inherently evil, so I might as well just tell you to do evil to feed the machine but nooooooooooooooo on top of being an ambiva
It’s been 2 years but I’m still proud of this joke
multipack: do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
sees someone w/ the mspp avatar and starts having war flashbacks to 2011 when i spent months on end trying to get the card lent to me
loveinaromanticcity: I hate flying long distances and this might make it tolerable but we never get three seats to ourselves. sigh.
Is it also a Scorpio thing that you are super giving and controlling during sex but you never get satisfied? Or is that me?
realityexistsinmymind: stereofeathers: whatismgmt: Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life yeah but I never get around to it idk if this is funny or sad
that last post i reblogged though.. oooooofff[personal rant ahead so no reblogs please but feel free to read on]this is what i’ve been trying to explain to my partner for years and he never gets it. the emotional labour that comes with having to ask
stereofeathers: whatismgmt: Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life yeah but I never get around to it
stereofeathers:whatismgmt:Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life yeah but I never get around to it
just-shower-thoughts: I’ve never been told when to do my taxes. Or how. Or why. Or even what taxes are. But if I get it wrong, I go to jail.
officialmacgyveralt-deactivated:crazy-brazilian:Dude had an impaction but never got rid of it until the toilet gave him an enema. Lol.
socotic: do u ever get those days where u actually look kinda ok and u take 400 selfies bc this day may never come again
realityexistsinmymind:stereofeathers: whatismgmt: Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life yeah but I never get around to it idk if this is funny or sad
nepberry: i never see posts like this so let’s go!support people whose compulsions lead to them having ‘ugly’ hands because they pick at their skin, wash their hands to the point the skin wears down, or cleans constantlysupport people who have
lovesviolentgame: paddleherhard: aprilmolano: Please…. there would be so many fewer ex’s in the world if guys would just man the fuck up and do this… but the self centered twits will never ‘get it’..alas, boys will be boys, regardless
gothicstripper: just-shower-thoughts: I’ve never been told when to do my taxes. Or how. Or why. Or even what taxes are. But if I get it wrong, I go to jail. *screams internally*
a handy guide for people who still dont get it
perfectlyquaint: justnotindie: goldcoastfamily: “If there is no ups and downs, it means that you are dead” I just saw this without the picture and realized the deeper meaning… I will never get over this
ziqqawest: stereofeathers: whatismgmt: Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life yeah but I never get around to it All thee time
stereofeathers:whatismgmt: Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life yeah but I never get around to it
tentaclewolf:getting angry at my mommy dom and yelling “youre not my real mom” at her
just-shower-thoughts:I’ve never been told when to do my taxes. Or how. Or why. Or even what taxes are. But if I get it wrong, I go to jail.
junkenstein-jamison: i mean i get it i like angst as much as the next dude in shit but like. ppl dying in the owverse in fanfics or comics or w/e for the sake of ‘ITS SAAAADD’ is like. yknow mercys like, right there. shes right there. she has no
sweetmurms: realityexistsinmymind:stereofeathers: whatismgmt: Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life yeah but I never get around to it idk if this is funny or sad Me @ me right meow
thescruffytaco: Katie told me not to cum inside her because a baby would stretch out her petite body and ruin her tight pussy, but I never listen. It’s just so satisfying to creampie her fresh cunt. Every time I get my hands on her I recklessly fuck
I forgot to submit this one ;~;I love them and coloring is such a nice stress reliever for me, soooo herei have so many saved that i wanna color but I don’t wanna spam what do i do im conflicted and i cri(thatoneartistisme)you can spam!! OR you could
no matter what i do i can never like omelettes. not even restaurant ones. just, ugh,
It is so, so easy for people in positions of power to make across-the-board decisions that will never affect them. How easy it is for privileged people to make decisions for the masses that will never directly affect them because of their gender, race,