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gaindetergent: porcelain-horse-horselain: pensversusswords: igottapeeonher: meninist M E N I N I S T i know right like, how in the media only women get to have body diversity and the men accept them any way they are but the men, on the other
slayboybunny: alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and
uhmeliamay: i don’t wanna live like this, but i don’t want to die
o-natah:seriously though, how great is it when someone texts you when they’re drunk. like, they’re out socialising at a party, and still want to talk to you. their brain isn’t even functioning properly, but they still talk to you. drunk texts are
sharped0: beyonceofmysticfalls: Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart. ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone
setbabiesonfire: triple-six-kicks: “I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t” If this doesn’t hit you like a ton of bricks then idefk
caseyanthonyofficial: drunktrophywife: caseyanthonyofficial: drunktrophywife: Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so But is it illegal I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer
ayrang: my hair is not really wavy like that but man is this real
too-stoned-to-remember: I know I’m the one who posted this and like 15,000 of the notes are from me but this literally cracks me up every single time I see this Please put this on my grave stone thank
What angels are apparently supposed to look like. They had 6 wings, covered with eyes on the wings. And had two eyes on their face, but used 2 wings to cover their face at all times because if a mortal ever saw their face they would die. The bible
chi-ally: “I think Mad Season’s Above is fucking great. I totally have to ‘fess up - I was jealous as shit when I first heard it. It’s like somebody taking your girlfriend out. [laughs] But after that initial reaction, I went
ctron164: keithboykin: George Zimmerman has been arrested like every year. But Trayvon Martin was the “thug,” right? The caption !
ieroismyhero: ifyoucarryonthisway: ifyoucarryonthisway: why would he ever want to look like anything but this he was perfect im reblogin myself cause my point still stands please look at him perfection
pluronmyface: tumblesimply: Prophet like it’s hot i was scrolling down but then i read the comment and i was sold
I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back
hilarydank: *sees anyone interacting with anyone other than me* wow I guess you just forgot all about me. I guess it was all just lies and I read too much into it but I actually thought you liked me? what a fool I am
you are weird but I like you
tomahok: galaxyspaceandtime: glozell conducting a seance with ariana grande and miranda sings at first i thought this was one of those pics where the people just kinda look like the celebrities so someone makes a fake caption with their names but
punkrsomething: Shes in another castle, bro (temporary crown until I make the real one but THE WIGS DONE AFTER LIKE 6 HOURS)
thechurchofbobsaget: I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
yelyahwilliams: priestmahad: tyrabankruptcy: Lol, she’s Like “you love me when I play a white girl on camera but forget I’m mixed” “very tropical” anyways. This is too much
mcrdeviantclub: I never thought about this before, but I actually love the way Gerard draws women. He makes them look like real people, instead of fanservice beauties with flawless faces and massive boobs and backsides. They’re real characters with
sad-memes: illumise: If the toys in Toy Story died the kids would keep playing with them like normal, but the other toys would be playing with their dead friend. what the hell
gutsygumshoe:one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then” THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
americanhighwayflower: the-art-of-fangirling:uptown funk is one of those songs that you hear for the first time and you’re like nice but then before you know it you’re screaming it in your car and dancing to it in the shower and incorporating its
the-art-of-fangirling:uptown funk is one of those songs that you hear for the first time and you’re like nice but then before you know it you’re screaming it in your car and dancing to it in the shower and incorporating its lyrics into your day to
death-limes:its-tuesday-again:i don’t know why but insults paired with really suburban names crack me up“suck a dick, craig”“fight me, helen”“see you in hell, bernard”cuz it sounds like some vanilla soccer mom getting
nowavvves:If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise
sixpenceee: So usually before I go to sleep I like to stretch out my spine yesterday I was finishing up hw at 3 AM in the living room. My brother came downstairs for water while I was doing this But what he saw was this All the neighbors woke up
idontwanttodancetojoydivision:all-they-told-me:bulllymia: animentary: hellomrtoshy: castleforeverx: YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this Hell Yes! I feel like this needs to be shared with a ton of people. Sorry for the color but i love
shockabsorbant:nossidami: This is a real dinosaur foot. It still amazes me that these things were REAL and that we’re finding things like this. Skeletons are one thing but this foot is freaking wild.
rocknroll-over: “We shouldn’t be competing. There is much more terrible music out there that we should unite against. But we don’t wanna make a video that seems like we’re bitchy cause uh, Limp Bizkit is doing better than we are.. in their
kingpark:sixpenceee: At first glance, it may look like a normal class photo. But it’s actually a photo from Columbine High School taken weeks before the infamous shooting in 1999. The students in the top left pretending to aim guns at the camera are
greglestrade:do you ever rip a bit of skin from your lip but it turns out to be a really big bit and you’re like shouldn’t have done that… shouldn’t have done that
disasterxv:not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay
brbagifs: pajamaben:stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman
jethrocane:walrus-in-the-tardis: youcantbreakthatwhichisntyours: ambiguous-ash: merrymishas: engage-with-zorp: I majored in gif making. More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass But you lost all your friends and your eyesight not to
aedeagus: the united states of america is fucking horrific and repulsive and people have every right to shit talk it but leave fat people out of it and stop acting like having fat people makes the usa a bad place, when you could focus on idk literally
cursedkennedy: dirge-for-a-madman:theanti90smovement:this dipshit wasted 8 bottles of coke for this stupid 6 second video He achieved human flight via soda rockets attached to his feet. I think that’s worth like… ษ.u can tell it’s fake but i
pelvicbone:obsoletesystem:coneygoil:Alligators apparently have a “sweet spot” like cats and dogs do.this is a strange cat but its still very cute
I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.
jkellemn0p: I actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and I don’t know why but I just really, really do.
fagvomit:once in 5th grade my mom bought me this set of like 200 glitter pens because I had mentioned that everyone at school was obsessed with them but I didn’t really care for them so the next day I brought them to class and kids started offering
brbagifs:pajamaben:stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman
pastelmorgue:hottermelon:2000yr:I didnt kno they had these brow extensions Okay but do you realize how good this is for cancer patients?? People with scars who can’t grow brows??? People with alopecia??? (Sp? ) like… pls stop hating the beauty
psyducker:do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
accidently: accidently: littlebreadstick: accidently: my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen thank u little bread stick that made
istillloveparamore: thelittlestmermaid: paradaydreaming:officialtayley:paramore are currently ahead but you should still vote! Paramore are not winning anymore so please please vote!! IT’S LIKE BEING TORN BETWEEN MY TWO CHILDREN! vote for pmore
sukoshibot:after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not
starklord-dude-of-the-north: disneybombshell: c-a-bergamot: 100% all but one of them are Americans. DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK DWAYNE JOHNSON LOOKS LIKE THE ROCK!?!? I sincerely hope im not infected with the ammount of stupid in this post.
the-b-in-subtle:sassy-spoon:Ok but if we become best friends and you treat me right then there’s pretty much nothing you can do that I won’t be understanding over, like you could kill someone and I’d show up at your doorstep at 2 in the morning
cayden-carter:We may look like a different couple, but it’s still us. Left: 2 weeks on T Right: 2 years, 3 months on T Cheers to the girl who stuck through it all. I love you laceyyjaneee 6.27.11 and counting…
duhhvana:purtie: pale/indie blog I like how people probably think this is some deep existential quote but it’s literally from spinal tap
nicotineintheafternoon:I’m totally punk rock but like a sleepy and cuddly kind of punk rock
This goes out to all the immigrant parents who are treated like shit and get paid minimum wage but still try their best for their families
purtie: experimenting with using my laptop instead of hand-drawing! It’s very frustrating and takes awhile but I think I like the outcome!
fawnbro: it sucks how everyone hates hillary clinton but we’re all still probably going to vote for her anyway because the alternative will be like, larry the cable guy or the propped up corpse of ronald reagan
danascullys: canadianslut: lush employee: hello welcome to lush would you like to buy some of our dirt harvested from the actual earth for only ห.99 per ounce if this post didn’t have so many notes I’d scroll off but ya’ll need to find your
aliceisqueerlyagirl: gloriousbacchus:religiousmom:tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb #if you’re wondering if this
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