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kiwianaroha: angrywocunited: fortheloveofnavyblueandopenskies: i was not going to post or comment on this outfit but it won’t stop bothering me so let me just put it out there. Amber is clearly trying to relive her glory days here, before she had
clannyphantom: there’s this girl at my school who hates me but jokes on her because she just used one of my text posts as her status
neilnevins: nathanael-platier: We freed them…but at what cost? that ball wasn’t there to trap them it was to protect us
lokiremembersashadow: there are two basic types of fans in a bandom the kind that likes the band for their music the others who started out liking the music but fell in love the musicians as people and would buy the cds even if it was literally four
can-u-not-my-wayward-son: can-u-not-my-wayward-son: why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies????? i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
spookyfbi: susiron: eyelovedog: just wanna remind everyone it’s canon that Lisa is queer Okay but why use that picture when there’s this picture Omg Bart is so fucking jealous of Lisa’s game.
zonnebloemxvx: Killer Turns Abandoned Home Into Haunted House, Uses Real Corpses As Props There is a serial killer in Gary, Indiana that is finally off the streets. But not before he could murder 11 people, hang their bodies on the walls and open his
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
iridessence: This year in self portraits, and wow are there a lot of different looks! I’m so proud of myself and my art and how far I’ve come. I took some great photos in 2013 and 2012, but as for the whole year, this was my most successful. I really
heart: holyjesusbatman: heart: if you could eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be and why Salad. Because think about it, salad can mean anything. You can have regular salad, but there’s also fruit salad, potato salad, so who’s
slayboybunny: alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and
sixpenceee: Scleral tattooing is when someone gets a tattoo on the whites of thier eyes. The procedures are generally painless because there aren’t nerve endings in the surface of the eye, but the procedure is difficult and risky. Many people have
skindeap: shakeitoffpickyourselfup: aromaeus: jshaath: Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth. I hear no lies. yoooo I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH
pinkmanjesse: does anyone else get really anxious during the weekends because you’re aware of how poorly you’re spending your free time and you know that there’s something more productive you could be doing but you just can’t think of anything
pitw0lf: littlelotte-xo: baby-make-it-hurt: skindeap: shakeitoffpickyourselfup: aromaeus: jshaath: Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth. I hear no lies. yoooo I did not think she would go there but then
bolto: schwa-el: australianbae: OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt he has no nose??
greelin: cyberuser: i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
rampagexrachel: tarntino: me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors* white boy: *breathing on window* lol but wut would u do if i was in there with u
sixpenceee: AN EGG One of the stories out there, that make you hit an existential crisis. Original Author: Andy Weir It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless
wrathofthegiraffe:There should be a word to describe that horrible feeling you get when you realize halfway through telling a story that it’s not as funny as you thought it was, but it’s too late to back out. So you just finish the story and everyone
“I held her close for only a short time, but after she was gone, I’d see her smile on the face of a perfect stranger & I knew she would be there with me all the rest of my days.”Rest In Peace, Demri Lara Parrott (February 22, 1969 -
beggedyoufortherain: lacigreen:torisoulphoenix:baronessvondengler: There’s nothing about this I don’t love YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS!!!!!! i actually love him don’t agree with a lot of his policies but love his character/feminist idealogies
dajo42:“what are your plans for the future?”“then what are your major skills?”“but what are your hobbies?”“something else. there has to be something else.”
ponytailtime:To all you weird and wonderful 1D bloggers out there, I don’t quite understand your love, but I respect it, and I’m sorry the obviously hot one is leaving.
the-b-in-subtle:sassy-spoon:Ok but if we become best friends and you treat me right then there’s pretty much nothing you can do that I won’t be understanding over, like you could kill someone and I’d show up at your doorstep at 2 in the morning
share: i used to think if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done but now, i have seen the light
pinnedagainstapotplant: Do you have any strange tattoos? There’s a tiny “x” on my elbow. My old best friend Larry Hinkle and i decided we would be “brothers” and both put these “x” on our elbows when we were about 12 years old. But i completely
satanismy-bitch:vintage-kisses:Sometimes I really don’t feel like existing like not in a suicidal way but I just wish there was a way of pausing life so that I could sleep for a few weeks and figure some stuff out and then not have to feel guilty for
weapens:ppl joke about murder on this website all the time but i have to wonder exactly how many people there are here who have actually murdered someone because statistically it’s impossible that everyone here HASN’T murdered anyone
jewishsquats:repeat after me: i can and i will. i may not get there right away. i may fail multiple or even hundreds of times. but i am going to pick myself back up and eventually get to the point i want to be at in my life.
foxnewsofficial: someone just sent me a message saying there’s an okcupid account catfishing with my selfies to find a sugar daddy but i had to tell them that’s actually really me
mvlans:when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like
musicnerdery: religionisbullshit: theres nooo waaaay you caaaaan stooooop THE SCHOOL OF ROCK 10-YEAR REUNION!!!!! BUT THE LEGEND OF THE ROCK WAS WAY HARDCORE
bassgirl27: vacuumssuck:i’m so jealous of people who can play piano because you can show off your skills so subtly, like, oh there’s a piano here i’ll tap out a fun song. but with any other instrument it’s like HERE I’LL JUST WHIP OUT MY VIOLA
icantevensleep:The problem with being introverted is that there is no polite way to say “I love you, but I’m tired of being with you right now.”
rocketpowers: there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone just let that sink in
internetgf: h-o-r-n-g-r-y: I found this house randomly on Google earth and none of us knew how the hell it got there. It’s Bjork’s house, Iceland (her home town) gave her this house and the island for putting Iceland on the map. but groceries
angeldictator: I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”
artforadults: ravenskar: WHOOO. A finished fucking piece. Haha. I had to put commissions on hold due to summer school but finally got around to finishing this. This is John Bergerud/DJ Shwann’s (rather well-known) character, DJ Goh-Goh. There’s
incaseart: Another piece of content. This was going to be a bit longer but I got bored with it almost immediately. Since there was no plot to begin with two pages are as good as five I suppose. https://www.patreon.com/InCaseArt
What if there other people identical to you? And what if every time they got a boner you did too? THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE RANDOM BONERS
swrredhead: There you go baby, see, I had to tie you up cause you might fight what I am all going to do. I know, I know I have pegged you before and used toys and small fingers on you, but I got some new toys tonight so it will take a while to get
drtyfreak2: icanbeyourmommy: scottyarthur: Boy Do I Wish I Was There 👀 V𝘐.𝘌.W D𝘐.R𝔗Y 𝔗𝘌.𝘌.NS On my way to school but I got so horny along the way and stared touching myself, it seemed like uncle was enjoying the show so
I’ve never eaten ass, like been all up in the booty hole, but I love kissing/sucking/biting/licking ass (cheeks). There is something about a nice butt that I just can’t keep my hands or mouth off of
iamqueenunderthemountain: aqua-heir: bowieonthebelafonte: When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message formed out of the missing letters.
kawaiiperry: There was a Chanel #4, but she got meningitis.
rydenarmani: rydenarmani: I just shot a new video titled In Bed With You! You wake up to find me naked in bed next to you. You have no idea how I got there, but before you can say anything, I start to play for your entertainment. I play with my ass,
happinessbythekilowatts: When I heard, I immediately flew back to California, and went directly from the plane to his mother’s house…I thought they needed my strength, but realized when I got there and broke down before his family, that it was I
edohio752: pops57: thekelts-incestdesires: When my daughter caught me spying on her, I thought she would freak out but it turns out she wanted me as much as I wanted her Thats a good girl you got there They always do Dad
deathsmonocle: fatwink: i just asked my mom if we have a home security system and she just said “nope, but we got these” and started flexing her arms FYI tumblr user fatwink has hella home security don’t go there
crossfitters: Annie Thorisdottir. Learning the skill of lean to hspu-took some practice but got there!
escape-the-damn-reality: fyeahblackhippy: agustsdee: Vin: When I heard, I immediately flew back to California, and went directly from the plane to his mother’s house… I thought they needed my strength, but realized when I got there and broke down
wifipassworcl: wifipassworcl: GUESS WHO’S GOT A DATE THIS FRIDAY well not me but someone out there probably. you go pal.
sissyslutcaps: You were going to have a party and it needed to be awesome, so you asked a senior black boy if he would use his fake ID to buy you drinks. He said that he would, but you had to come over and do him a favor first. When you got there his
badlyinlovewithmom: onehornywoman: Mom called me downstairs to help her with her computer, but when I got there… Follow us for more Mom & Son sex!
darebeingyou: run-rhianna-run: When I first started University I was so excited to start being more independent! Had absolutely everything planned out! Until I got there and had to do my first food shop. But, what should I buy?! If you’re the same,
