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not the norm for this blog but this is just adorable, and needs to be reblogged right away :)
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WHEN I SAW THE NOTIFICATION ON TUMBLR POP UP ON MY SCREEN WHEN askbreejetpaw I LITERALLY FELT MY HEART SKIP A BEAT, NO JOKE, IT HURT OWO BUT WHO CARES SENPAI IF FOLLOWING MEEE! /)w(\
leahhelmaid: “I’m sorry Thori, but Leah’s not coming home.”
So one of my favourite pornstars recently had a kid, and I can’t help but think about 18 years down the line when that kid is looking at porn online and sees his mom and his brain explodes
skuttzdoescosplay: Welp. Camera issues mean this is the best pic i got of my own cosplay this year. Just Kidding, mine suck so bad I guess I accidentally selected a photo someone took of me. I am still waiting on some good pics to surface of my cosplay.
So. I learned today , from a funny video sent by my friend, that it was Stray Kids and not Straight Kids.I have known that friend for two years now and I was just vibing, letting her talk about kpop because that’s the kind of friend I am, while
someone buy me this for 10euro lol
sleemo: disneystudios: “ON SALE NOW! Kelly’s ‘How to Survive a Premiere’ Kit!! 😂😂😂 JUST KIDDING. Hahha. I’m having too much fun with this. Okay, but really. I’m NOT kidding about bringing those snacks. I actually 100% DO NOT KNOW
00-13: lmao i dislike children with a fiery passion, but if one wants to talk to me or w/e im nice to it. its a child. it is completely dependent on its parent, and doesn’t know better. It’s not it’s fault that it’s shitty. and kids usually
worldwasteland: The Lone Wolf Radio shack in Fallout New Vegas appears abandoned, but that was not always the case. Originally, it was planned to be the home of the Lone Wolf, a character far more sadistic and depraved then any before featured in the
collegehumor: This is the Best Way to Rake Leaves, Obviously Seasons may change. But teenage boys do not. I’d award them for at least knowing the proper term.
societykilledher: forgivemeasinner: justinmilwaukee: This is so awesome. Yeah, I can’t help but reblog this. No matter how famous or tough you are, if a little kid is stoked on you… You stop and recognize that he is your biggest fan. His face
I have this kind of involved headcanon about maki’s family, but I’m kind of nervous to put it up, because it’s a little close 2 home and not the happiest in parts hhhhhh
vincentvangodot replied to your post “soooo I told a kid to stop threatening to throw a piece of paper and…”Holy fuck, that’s disgusting, I’m so sorry. Of all things!yeah like… this kid is bad news, so I’m not horribly
vahnitr: vahnitr: the older you get the more conscious you need to be about kids in fandom spaces…. things is different now. might have been “okay” to talk about smutty shit with adults back when you was a kid on livejournal in 2001 but its 2017
shorthalt: shorthalt: not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:“why do adults always comment about how tall you’ve gotten” listen kid the last time I saw you, you were a foot shorter and not a glaring accusation of the passage of time and the
not of self, but of geography.
luckyjak: me, occasionally, because I’m 30 and biological clocks are very real: strange. I feel like I would like to acquire a baby. me, after spending any amount of time near children: puppy. I’d like to acquire a baby puppy.
List of things to say when someone asks why you don’t want kids
sunlethscape: Information from the Twitch Dragon Age: Inquisition segment! Most romance options out of any Bioware game ever. They did not touch on the details of which characters, but expect that. You can not only ride horses, but lizards and other
voiceactresskurutta: artemispanthar: kasukasukasumisty: Steven has those glowy star stickers on his wall, that’s adorable that’s such a little kid thing to have! Too cute! Also, I think its a really neat detail that he has mismatching pillows.
raymondduncan: Kidding but not kidding.
nepura: ur rickz0r: anthonyblaze: I never realized how obviously in love they were when I was a kid. Look at you Cartoon Network, subconsciously teaching children about equality… Courage the Cowardly Dog was nothing but subconscious lessons
durnesque-esque:boneforlife:durnesque-esque:If you’re ok with using the word “feminazi” please just unfollow me. I don’t feel like reblogging the offending post, but I’m not kidding. Don’t disrespect either the feminist movement or the reality
hitchdreyses: Okay so I’m looking at the snk art of them as kids right? and I see Jean’s art of him as a kid and I can’t help but think that he’s crying because he got bullied When you think about this it starts to make sense why Jean was
yesmywifeishot: promiscuous-bliss: “Size doesn’t matter.” If a girl says that, it’s because her boyfriend isn’t big enough. But we’re not kidding ourselves; we all know bigger is better. And no matter if our boyfriends can offer it or not–we
damn son lmao. please prepare yourself for some long-ass paragraphs. i’m not kidding. i’d like to think they’d stay in midorijima? i mean, there’d probably be no reason for them to need to go to germany because in noiz’s
I have spent a month and half in college and I can honestly say I have learned jack shit. I’m taking five classes, three of which have nothing to do with my major or minor, but still. I have learned nothing! I learned more in one class in high school
yall niggas is weird
Kids be up in six hours, I’m ready but I’m not ready
But we do not like kids…
dippedinblacksugar: ursuladeville: lovelykouga: weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even
onlyhalfginger: get-nerdy: mewtoot: garrettgregg: mewtoot: for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way It’s not?… no it means that someone sells drugs nearby my life
lirulin: A few quick color doodles from Thief of Time. This book…it’s so good. I can’t. I…should probably say spoiler warning? But let’s not kid each other. None of you are going to read this book. Lobsang and his mommy, the anthropomorphic
princess-connorkenway: “but if we tell kids about homosexuality then it’ll just confuse them!” you know what’s more confusing experiencing non-heterosexual feelings as a kid but not understanding what that fucking means because you don’t
but you’re not a kid anymore, you’re a scientist. Hell, you’re The Flash! You are gonna find Bates and you are gonna clear me, so go do it. (♥)
promiscuous-bliss: “Size doesn’t matter.” If a girl says that, it’s because her boyfriend isn’t big enough. But we’re not kidding ourselves; we all know bigger is better. And no matter if our boyfriends can offer it or not–we deserve the
blondecandyinva: You’ve fantasizes about your wife doing one big black cock and once that’s come to reality you need to see her with more. Two big black cocks are great but it’s not that far of a stretch (pun intended) to have three filling all
I’m watching he movie McFarland and it’s set in the 80s and about Mexican kids of migrant workers forming a cross country team and I ran cross country in high school and I’m Mexican so it’s like this movie is about me
mrpase: The uncolored phone booth This is one of my favourite pictures from our London trip. There are so many pictures of those red boxes. But it’s not only the color which makes them so special - look at it objectively. And that’s the reason why
ixnay-on-the-oddk: *wish I didn’t have to make this video wearing this makeup but oh well* Reporting me and having my perfectly PG photos removed because you think I’m too skinny is BULLYING. No, not concern, not a helping hand, it’s bullying.
where are all the sugar daddies to buy me lingerie??
I want a sugar daddy but one that just buys me subway and brings it to me
having a very small life crisis - all my friends are pregnant or getting engaged and living together and im not even close to that and I thought they were weird and moving quick but maybe im the weird one?? but im 22, im not ready for that life!!! and
if someone has the sudden urge to spoil me a victoria secret online gift card is always nice so I can buy that pretty mint bra I saw the other day but im too poor for (angel face inserted here)
but to be honest there are just so many gosh darn kids he could end up babysitting LOL and like, what if its not even a kid dsghahhhhh hurry up september
kids-nowadays: Don’t Judge me. I like Lil wayne. No i dont think he’s the best alive , but he’s not as bad as they say he is
stephadoodle replied to your post: so…………………….. we ended up not watching OUAT… school work comes second (kidding) but not kidding (kidding) no I’m not. ;;;;;’)))))))))))))))))
dashingicecream: hello its me, tumblr user dashingicecream, finally opening commissions. these are the examples i am willing to do, but if there’s extra things you’d like to add let me know and we can discuss it! (disclaimer - yang not as large
a little tiny dream of mine would be to work on a cute cartoon show for kids…. with the cute themes like littlest pet shop or mlp. that’d be super cool
@ stream people i’m holding u all responsible for not reminding me to add sage’s neck tattoo
