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doggie999artist:Not my drawing but it’s good to share.That is true, no time spent on doing the actual thing means no skills gained.
carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel: yubiwamonogatari: And, well, isn’t that kinda the whole point?For Hannah & Anique. this actually brought me to tears
disneyismyescape: kinell: Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
breathplay kink suggestion - with some roughness thrown in…(I’m sorry but Peri is into it apparently)
29.See? Undyne just doesn’t barge into people’s homes. I’d make a “But nobody came” joke here but..you know.
Otabek in YOI official art: The Common ThreadI’m not sure how I completely missed this before…and no, I’m actually not talking about Yuri as the common denominator.Why is he always eating/drinking?? ╮(￣ω￣;)╭
awdplace: I drew this a few nights ago after the announcement that R.Mika (one of my fav Street Fighter characters) is in SFV.I wanted to come back to it to color but, I’m actually not happy with it. If anyone wants to try their hand at coloring it
maximerobespierre: hey: to the young ace and/or aro ppl If you realise later that you’re actually not ace/aro, that’s OK. it doesn’t mean that you were lying to anyone, or that your identity was ever invalid orientations can be fluid and you can
That makes 4 guys that I’d probs fuck and one girl who said she’d teach me the ropes of women. Jeez I feel like a hoe…
I can ignore my arousal really well. I love the feeling of being turned on itself, so I can actually just sit here all hot (but no so bothered) and be fine not doing anything about it. And then I’ll just go about the rest of my day or night.
fightingeldergods: “Ah, now, I do know a fair share of Doctors. Seven, give or take. But no, that’s not one of them. I happen to call myself the Doctor, as well, if that helps?” "Ah, mine mentioned there’d been nine faces
haiku-oezu:daggerpen:carnistprivilege:i think my favorite thing about tumblr right now is that the queue limit is supposedly 300 posts but it’s actually not, it’s really 301 posts, and this is because the queue is an array and therefore obviously
There are songs that can really make you sad and cry when you hear them. But it's actually not the song that makes you cry, it's the people behind the memories.
Not the most flattering shots of me, but VERY good shots of Beyonce, a classroom pet 💖💖💖💖
thetelungbarrow: the-fandoms-are-cool: arachnidhips: So hey look I have this sheet and it’s really handy if you want to develop the basics of a character it looks really simple at first but this is actually amazingly useful for getting to know your
fairymascot: the other day i went with a friend to the museum, and outside its entrance, was greeted with this: eight cats. sitting there. perfectly still. everyone around them was cooing and taking pictures but those cats did not budge. for a moment
wakemflockemrobots: You may think this is a Skyrim wiki but it’s actually the Massachusetts Legal Code
breeyn:I love how David Tennant plays a full on fucking demon in Good Omens but it was actually one of his most wholesome and least evil characters.
autumnstrawbs: Squishy me was feeling cute earlier. I’d apologise if you didn’t wanna see my boobs but I’m actually not bothered.
kangaya: ppl dog on when amethyst was gonna use the bat on pearl but its like cmon now amethyst slugged the SHIT out of garnet and she didnt even flinch i doubt it wouldve been much more effective on pearl i mean shits not even magical or anything. a
this dude Kaydin Bennett is so hot but there’s actually not one hot pic of him and all his scene partners are busted
greenllamajeans: gtbsayso: radicalmuscle: buzzfeed: These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true. Ok but lobsters are immortal? Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather cruel
feiistymermaid: fck1x1: I want to rp w someone that will be so invested in our ship/rp that we eventually become rp best friends and talk every day and not only talk abt our thread but abt our actual lives and all that fun stuff u know ?? is that just
beccadrawsstuff: I wanted to do some pokemon crossbreeds but I’m actually not good at drawing animals oops qwq Milotic was kinda easy though and it’s so beautiful. My favs are mermaid, elegant, and ribbon
wingzeldacustom: “so expensive..” i say but it’s actually not expensive i’m just broke
scribblescrab: So after johnnybooboo posted all that bottom koujaku in stockings I figured why the hell not hope you like it yooooo this is actually not my first time drawing koujaku in panties and stockings hahAHA
fiore-della-valle: politicalmachine: it feels like doomsday, but we’re actually getting much closer to a president donald trump. a lot of swing states are now leaning his way for the first time. not because most people agree with his ideals, but because
balladofabroodyblackgirl: Tbh, everyone keeps talking about how Skai is 14, but it’s actually not that surprising. Black girls learn their clapback game early. We have to. Someone is always trying to come for us. I’ve seen grown people get their
kikichuuu: ☆ a lot of people think I’m only into cutesy games but that’s actually not true! I love all genre of games (except strategy I find) and one I’ve always been into (besides rpg) is actually shooters! right now I’m extremely addicted
talesofanswers: Well, you’d think it’d be Natalia, but it’s actually not her. It’s actually Asch.~ That’s a lie and you know it, dreck. Jade spends more time in the bathroom in the morning than I ever do. Jade? Nah, I bet he just sits
ecmajor: Some useful references i found. Might as well share them! Bird wings are intimidating to try and draw correctly when you don’t understand how they’re put together… But they’re actually not that complicated. Once you understand how they
alithographicaart: ucresearch: Why we need GMOs to survive climate change Genetically modified organisms get a bad rap for many reasons, but we’ve actually been genetically altering what we eat since the dawn of human history. “For 10,000 years,
I don’t sleep much these days My eyes are tired, but I’m not likely to comply There’s a space in my mind But your no longer occupying that space It ain’t easy to fill it with memories Actually it gets harder everyday But, thats
slimegirlapologist:soymilkers-deactivated20211228:not to start discourse but do yall think samus is cut or uncut
belloochie:ok but has anyone actually looked into replacing omicron with swag… i think we should give it a shot
itsjsilveira:somethingmissingthiswaycomes:missalsfromiram:This cartoon is supposed to be anti-Bernie but it’s actually extremely good The government is supposed to be doing shit for us. Demand it.
Thank you dentist for keeping my mouth together through all my neglect, but also, fuck you, it’s so tempting to let my teeth rot.
My dumbass logic; why cry and actually face your problems when you can just masturbate
noctom-poetom: shwaas: I saw this somewhere and I thought Tumblr would appreciate it Send this to all the “I love saying namaste and wearing bindis but hate the actual people ” white bitches i went to college with
halfway through it’ll become monthly as I start working on the sequel: There might also be something different about the TV show Friends but I’m not really sure I wasn’t a huge fan back on my world so it’s hard to say
man idk what’s happening to me but my boobs are DEFINITELY bigger and I actually have an ass to grab onto even darfin has noticed WHATS GOING ON
@dawnblxde replied to your post: She clears her throat. Oop, she didn’t…Noctis vc: *Pretends not to be happy to see her return.* /Welcome back! <3 “ Okaaaay cool guy, don’t think I don’t see
yeahbarakat: “People underestimate you and they put you into a category. They think you are lucky you got where you are. But it’s actually not like that, I’ll put my head down and I worked for it. I think it’s important to see myself as a strong
good morning friends im actually not really feeling too good today, im in some pain in my bones on my right side and it hurts when i breathe in, been hurting since yesterday but it hasn’t gone away bleh, its uncomfortable to lay down so here i
“so expensive..” i say but it’s actually not expensive i’m just broke
Local Black Man Actually Draws; Breaks Back
Actually it’s not, explaining it would be yes, which is why i left it out of context, but this itself is not a spoiler…its complicated…you’ll see whut i mean >w> but only if you bring friends…..
I just watched Dragonslayer, and it was as dated as one might expect (1981) but it was actually not bad. I was really impressed with the dragon… Like, movie dragons are usually pretty terrible. But whoever designed this one knew their stuff. She
insidiousmisandry replied to your post: kyubox replied to your po… it’s funny because you’d think that suguru is to yuuki as sachiko is to yuumi, but it’s actually more like suguru is to yuuki as sei is to yumi, which is even more hilarious
i had a dream weiss was telling everyone “hey so, like, my last name? it’s pronounced “Schnee” but its, like, actually spelled ‘Shnaa’.” everyone was like wow omg !! except blake who was like “uh, that sounds fake but ok”
ethanwoopdedoo replied to your post “So how gay is rwby actually? Cause I tried to watch it a while ago but…” This actually isn’t true anymore, Blake and Yang are confirmed to be together
2016 was a sad year2017 was a messy year of dating 2018 was just one guy& I thought 2019 would be about actually dating but I’m genuinely not in the head space for it
