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“Look, I’m glad you were honest, but I told you! No sex with your girlfriend. Only me. Who has the big ass titties? That’s right, I do. But you’re not going to see them tonight, big brother. Just a fully-clothed blowjob from me.
lcfakeword: I rushed to put Emilia Clarke in the survey because, to be honest, I do not have much material from her, but I will keep the promise because she was the one who won the survey.the images are not mine, I asked permission to those who made
bayobayo: Goldberg Variations BWV 988 Aria, Johann Sebastian Bach Here’s Hannibal and Will slow-dancing, as requested by @but-the-kid-is-not-my-son. Honestly, I was originally going to have them dance in a fancy party setting but then that ^^song^^
beekenforbreakfast: This one’s for all the lovely girls who run Restless Road tumblrs! Restless Road loves YOU. I know it’s not much but it’s the best I could do. Sorry, it’s blurry too! But honestly though, who gave Zach the right be that cute
I can honestly say I think Drew Doughty it a great hockey player, but seriously, last night he did not need to act the way he did to Taylor Hall. I don't get what Hall ever did to him, Hall took that hit a couple weeks back and didn't complain or say
sexycountryprincess: A bit of an awkward photo, but I’m learning to love my body… 3 months ago I would’ve never been comfortable seeing this let alone taking it.. I’m still not 100% comfortable but honestly, who is?
gottafemall: Pokemon Team Rocket Jessie Hentai Not so twerpy anymore, is he? Ash has a choice to make… but let’s be honest, it’s not much of a choice. Goodbye, Pikachu! Who WOULDN’T do whatever it takes to get Jessie’s voluptuous body any
I honestly did not think it was possible to have a bigger mountain of salt than when Obama got elected, but honest to god if Trump gets in we won’t NEED a space elevator. We’ll just fucking drive up the mountain to space
Ah’m not sure ah kin face an audience just yet- BLARGH I AM DEAD. I mean, it has crossed my mind, but I think I’ll wait a few before taking some kind of action. Just to see if anyone does decide to do it. That, and honestly, I am not very
Man… I feel bad, honestly i feel… really bad. Not only we have to wait until the next year. To find out if Casca is gonna get healed.But i don’t feel bad about that, i feel bad, because Danaan (the Queen Fairy) said to Guts that he can’t
You know… I try to like this book, honestly… But fuck me..Read Hulk instead, its written by Mariko Tamaki. I wanted to write something about Unstoppable Wasp but it’s not worthy… Is just another tween bullshit from Marvel. But
Spoilers!Wow! I honestly did not expect to have both of those possible outcomes to mix and match, be right and be wrong. Pearl has moved on, healed and is dating someone. She is not Lapis, but holy smokes we need to know her name because I actually like
I’m getting so mad, for some reason all the dating apps I try and use won’t let me use them?? They say there’s a problem logging in but it’s a bug. STOP COCK BLOCKING ME INTERNET
I feel like I’m going crazy because I have an assignment due tomorrow afternoon that I’ve spent all day today working on and have made zero progress. It’s only supposed to be 3 pages long minimum, but in order to write the lab report we have to
fuzzballsheltiepants: apparentlyeverything: skramza-stark: bandana-roja: Girl is a cop I’m not defending her or anything but honestly, what do you expect? She’s a mainstream American politician. She might be better than most but if any politician
alohomorashlie:I haven’t posted any selfies this year have I? Maybe I have, I’m not sure, but it’s definitely been awhile. To be honest, I’ve felt like I’ve mentally been in an icky place for the last couple/few months but I think I’ve been
I honestly don’t get why people get so mad at AAVE? They think it’s too simple or dumb or something? Like bitch the english language is full of shortenings and simplifications, people used to say “do not” instead of “don’t” but suddenly
onlyblackgirl: thatshowthefuckyousound: onlyblackgirl: missnobootybrown: onlyblackgirl: mellomaia: onlyblackgirl: onlyblackgirl: Honestly tho anytime I see an interview with mixed Macklemore, he always whining about how hard life is being mixed
apparentlyeverything: skramza-stark: bandana-roja: Girl is a cop I’m not defending her or anything but honestly, what do you expect? She’s a mainstream American politician. She might be better than most but if any politician at this point ran
excalibelle: kyraneko: jenroses: brinconvenient: dani-kin: quarterinthequeerjar: fairytale-villain: A good thread on whether “queer” is a slur and if it should be used or not. “If I am unashamed of being queer, you do not get to give that
altonym: Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great
So I don’t even get one mediocre (yes, “mediocre” is setting the bar higher than I’ve ever had it) relationship before I turn 30? Not one?
motiya: honestly? Im sincere and so full of love and no one can ever take that away from me
naughtynicegirl69: I think tumblr is cracking down on my blog…:/…I know they are not a fan of porn blogs but honestly I feel like I am not a porn blog…I am a me blog sharing more of my sexual side to people of age and couples plus I think there
rebisdungeon: Gyaru Harley Quinn!Today I’ve finished promised variation of my Harley Quinn pinup…Yes, Gyaru-Quinn!Honestly, I was not confident whether I could make nice Gyaru variation for Harley or not… but I could manage it better than I expected!
mbeezerocks: jarius01: mbeezerocks: Honestly @mbeezerocks guess I know what u need 😜😜😜 Not need but enjoy when single not in a relationship @jarius01
soulkiba: I tried to fix it.But honestly, the skin isn’t that bad but just…why did they not keep the beard.
veeteeshirt: strangebiology: Ok so I’ve covered why you should not actually clone your pet. But to be honest, I’m not sure how many of you were actually considering dropping 50 G’s for the procedure. Still, maybe you want some sort of memory of
tin-sfm: Tentacle TestingSo yeah, first time trying to animate tentacles. Definitely not satisfied with it but just wanted to get a little practice with them. Honestly they’re not as bad as I thought. Gfycat / Maxfile
shini-the-vixen: My first nudie post! To be honest… Kinda shy about this one. But I figured why not? Okay to be fair I’m cheating, this is an old photo I did last year but since this has been on Tumblr before I figured it would be a good place to
fightingeldergods: “Believe it or not, I understand all that too well. Lost in time and space is my only abode, to be perfectly honest. As to why a young woman like you would be searching for an old and dusty alien like me, I cannot imagine.”
rebisdungeon: Gyaru Harley Quinn! Today I’ve finished promised variation of my Harley Quinn pinup… Yes, Gyaru-Quinn! Honestly, I was not confident whether I could make nice Gyaru variation for Harley or not… but I could manage it better than I
datcatwhatcameback: Sure but… I’d rather not share a bathroom with anybody honestly. Simultaneous social shitting is just not appealing to me. Let’s lobby for several single occupancy bathrooms! You know, I can fucking agree with that. Universal
condesces: ilvalentinos: like i honestly can’t even be disgusted or surprised because this is just so in character of d&d way to miss the fucking point of the entire fucking nature of the cersei/jaime relationship like not only did you miss the
ravens-play-exy-too:i saw the words “ur not the first person in your lineage to be queer” and it’s rocking me to my core. how many generations down the line did one of my ancestors feel the way i did, feel differently than i did and so damn queerly
zodiaccity: Capricorn Thought — “People may think I’m bossy or want to be in control of everything but honestly most of the time I just want to say ‘f*ck it’ and not have to worry about anything.” Zodiac Files: Let’s Be Honest (Real Talk
shockingly honest of me to post this but I hate not being stealth online and also hate not being able to post trans related things so I’m stuck in a cycle of “I can’t post that, I don’t want them to know I’m trans”
kasukasukasumisty: People who consider Steven annoying for making mistakes and not knowing everything does not understand the type of storytelling that SU presents and yeah, they don’t have to, but that makes me sad. I don’t even get what that
farseer-kip: gregwuzhere: farseer-kip: Is Hilary REALLY the better candidate? Are we being honest with ourselves here? I’m not so sure. Tbh she ain’t shit but at least with her we not getting one of them republican fucktards that wanna gut SS
bramblepatch: Ok but honestly can we stop it with the “if you’re going to feed your carnivorous pets a vegan diet, get a rabbit” posts. Herbivorous pets are not a consolation prize or easy mode and I honestly do not trust someone who would feed
I really, really, really enjoy people who complain about ‘modern parents who only look at their electronic devices all day’ and yet can’t even finish their sentence without grabbing their ipad or phone for some reason 😂
I kinda want you to go fuck yourself. But I also kinda want you to start talking to me again because I miss you. But I know you’re not the same person you used to be. And I don’t think it’s in a good way….
phonesignal: labronjames4ever: kaylalollama:Is there a chrome extension to block Amy Schumer’s face from popping up on every social media platform because I honestly do not care about her pls get out of my face I’m sorry no there’s not, shut
If I don’t get this depression under control it’s gonna kill me. I’m not eating or sleeping anymore I’m trying not to drown in it but it’s hard tbh cuz all I want is peace but it’s hard. I’m trying but honestly I’m feeling like giving
I'm not a cunt or princess type but during "talking" to any guy its really like an audition of will I spend valuable time with you or not. And so many guys make me feel like saying "Don't call us, we'll call you".
weaponsgradegains: Honestly, I’m not very smart. I’m not the strongest. I work hard but still struggle to make ends meet. I really, honestly, don’t know what I have to offer anyone anymoreBut i swear, when I love someone I will love you as intensely
My heart honestly stopped and sank when I read Harry's tweet. This is the second time Zayn looses a family member and we've been here for him. But honestly, be there for him mentally. You can not tell me with a straight face that going to the airport
while reading old facebook conversations from high school I reread all the rumors about me and my anxiety went upppppp and I had flashbacks of things and I did not appreciate but one of the rumors and honestly the main reason I dropped out of my high
my fever went down earlier from 100.6 to 100.1 but now its at 100.7, i honestly don’t feel too bad physically other than a bit of body aches but im like really motivated to work on some art but i probably should lay down instead LOL
I try so hard to fit in. I try to be funny and kind and honest. I try to be a good person to be around, but I’m not. I’m not interesting or talented or funny or smart. I’m not pretty. I’m not valuable. And it’s taken so long
“I hope you remember your own wort”How do you even respont to that in a socially acceptable, honest but not rude way. I truly don’t have any idea what I’m valued at but it’s not much above aggregate or plant fertilizer. What
amaranthdesires:“I hope you remember your own wort”How do you even respont to that in a socially acceptable, honest but not rude way. I truly don’t have any idea what I’m valued at but it’s not much above aggregate or plant
wlwaterlily: honestly? honestly, i’m not sure why it’s so sexy to me, but the thought of a woman wrapping her lips around my strap and slowly taking it into her mouth while not breaking eye contact makes my eyes glaze over and my brain break every
wlwaterlily:honestly? honestly, i’m not sure why it’s so sexy to me, but the thought of a woman wrapping her lips around my strap and slowly taking it into her mouth while not breaking eye contact makes my eyes glaze over and my brain break every
but-bvby: Humans could not have built the pyramids honestly,
snapbacksteven:hey I know not everyone is into SU or cartoons in general but if you care about gay history and seeing it be made then please tune into Cartoon Network throughout the first week of July (specifically July 4th and July 5th at 7:30PM EST)
bakwaaas:life is so much better when u stop hyperanalysing urself and realise u can’t hate urself into being better u just have to accept ur a lil weird n fucked up slightly but it’s not that deep just live
Honestly idk what’s wrong with me but I think I’m getting ill again. This is so ridiculous, I’m just constantly ill
platonic-suggestion: r-grimes: atlantafive: consent through fear is not consent let’s repeat that again: consent through fear is not consent And while we’re at it: consent through guilt is not consent either if some of y'all honestly believe