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My little brother promised to help me get a boyfriend and he said that although it might be weird, I should send him sexy photos so he could give me feedback. It did feel weird, but it was a little exciting too. My little brother was way more confident
We ran into an old co-worker of mine at the county fair. She pointed out that we were wearing the same shoes. He’s probably 6’ 6" and one difference was obvious, but he said it anyway: “Do you know how hard it is to find size 16E?&r
We ran into an old co-worker of mine at the county fair. She pointed out that we were wearing the same shoes. He’s probably 6’ 6" and one difference was obvious, but he said it anyway: “Do you know how hard it is to find size 16E?” She
girthyencounters: We ran into an old co-worker of mine at the county fair. She pointed out that we were wearing the same shoes. He’s probably 6’ 6" and one difference was obvious, but he said it anyway: “Do you know how hard it is to find
daddy does not like to share his things but he said i could post this for the other lonely daddies out there. i do not want any daddy to be lonely, especially my daddy. that would make me very sad
ditzydolls:bimbosanddolls:I couldn’t believe it! I only got a “D” on my English exam! I’m the leader of the Debate Team! How could I possibly be that bad in English?!I went and complained to Mr. Roberts but he said there was nothing he could do. I
For my Friend back on (Deviantart !) well he said that he wanted me to Do him an “Christmas and Boxing day Render ? ”! so i did this for him ! well i was going to do this on (Christmas Day ?) but my Netbook Was playingh up so i have to di
ashley360: For my Friend back on (Deviantart !) well he said that he wanted me to Do him an “Christmas and Boxing day Render ? “! so i did this for him ! well i was going to do this on (Christmas Day ?) but my Netbook Was playingh up so i have
bimbosanddolls:I couldn’t believe it! I only got a “D” on my English exam! I’m the leader of the Debate Team! How could I possibly be that bad in English?!I went and complained to Mr. Roberts but he said there was nothing he could do. I knew
I thought I had escaped from our provincial little town but I was soon proven wrong. My mother died while I was at college and I went home for the funeral. That night, Daddy informed me I had to stay home from now on. When I asked why, he said that it
wendydoodles: illustrixillustrates: trippyhippiehiddlestoned: …okay idk about y’all but if i was her i would be licking the glass right after he said that…. LOL!!! DYING….omg
whatabigface: Remember when we were on the road searching for mutants and that man at the bar told us to go fuck ourselves? I thought you’d do as he said, but you didn’t.
manx10: “Sent the pic to my doctor because of the ‘erection lasting for more than four hours’ warning thing but he said it was normal. In fact, he started coming over to my place a lot after that…”
slutsinmydreams: I always like to get to know the interns. Some, like Nichole here, get a little more attention than others. She wanted to get on in the company so let her boss have his way with her. But when he said that he was going to cum inside
sexyskinnybabes: I rang Daddy and asked permission to fuck my prom date but he said I had to come straight home after. I respect Daddy and his authority. He fucked my ass slowly that night and I came several times
Burke said that no matter what the deal he will never get rid of Luke Schenn.
footballjockstraps: Yeah he said that, but I agree.
spoiledbard: this is the costume! he vwould finally make friends (or more) at the party. but of course he said vwhat a stick in the mud
rnemory:the shaggy meme is hilarious but y'all are missing out on the wild shit mathew lillard would actually say during his Scooby doo press junkets. Like one time he said that he didn’t know how to get the specific shaggy squeak to his voice so before
raeloganthesonic06fangirl: shammerham: gaymeowsy: gaymeowsy: I love Lilo And Stitch bc even though it makes me sad David just goes and blames what he thinks is a normal dog for making things worse for Nani and Lilo and it’s constantly funny to me
patina-millers-biceps: kingscrown666: weasowl: radbadbish: werewolfofsector2814: strawberryinstantoatmeal: i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just.
thankyou-daddy: I asked Daddy if I could post a photo of my DD’s and he said that I could. But only if I pointed out where I would like each and every load blown on them. Aim well, fellas ;)
I had the meeting with the person who observed me! and… well, I think I did all right? I can’t really tell after these. But I still have a job so…????he said that if I was teaching in a junior or senior hs class I’d be eaten
nenyc: When Neil Armstrong became the first human to step on their Moon, he said he wasn’t chosen to be first. It was merely circumstance. Circumstance put him in the pilot seat on that mission, and circumstance pulled me from the pilot seat on mine.
real-deal-inches: hungeuropeans: British stud Astarelikeyours. For some reason there are a lot of people calling him an “italian-canadian”. But he’s from Britain, and he said that on his old xtube profile. No idea where people got the italian-canadian
kaminoraijuu: luckied: kaminoraijuu: “I’m not one to judge…” He said that but him reading porn books and hitting on people were two different things. “Oh, really?” Jean perked up, glancing over at the masked man. “And you
So it turns out that my boyfriend and I both have feelings for the same straight man, who’s committed to a long term monogamous relationship. Frankly its not a fun thing, but I try to laugh at the situation because we both still really want to be
bbbtm13: He said that he wants a bigger body, but I think this is perfect. Perfectly hot! Reblog & follow me for more surprise!
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
theruleset: aolprincess: I begged him to fuck me but he said I wasn’t worth it – that I was so disgusting, the only thing I was good for was the bottom of his dirty foot. The debasement was awful and I couldn’t get enough. Absolute filth. Smelly,
shinyarmaldo: Sometimes I shot him on purpose so he said that line. Someone was brilliant enough to compile a bunch of the sf64 dialogue in a php script, but the images are tiny (made for a signature, surely). That’s where the text thingie is from.
hungeuropeans: British stud Astarelikeyours. For some reason there are a lot of people calling him an “italian-canadian”. But he’s from Britain, and he said that on his old xtube profile. No idea where people got the italian-canadian stuff from
ive said this a million times but chris evans is a such an XXXL t-shirt kinda guy but he still buys medium
hypnotits48ggg:I had been invited by a friend to a porno shoot. I wavered, but he said, I think you’ll like the subject matter. So that was how I found myself watching the filming of this movie. Everything seemed normal except the camera pointed
graystripe: graystripe: my brother just tried to twerk but he farted by accident and now hes crying he said hes “disgraced the whole family”
eighteened: olympuscouldnotbemorepressed: harryisinlovewithlou: “ He said that when it was their times to shoot alone the other boys would be off somewhere relaxing but Louis or Harry would be there watching the other one shoot and encouraging them
slimes-on-you: rangepup: siryouarebeingmocked: fox-summers: he blocked me :) We physically cannot tell what Mei’s body type is. Fanart usually draws her as, ahem, thick. To be fair, he said that in 2014, but >it wasn’t true even then<.
team-barry: king-crescendo: weavemama: weavemama: …………………….. ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Exactly my thought when he said that Donald is such a Messy Bitch but like a Bad Messy Bitch with wrong information
Even though she was the only guest at Mr. Crude’s pool, Kristy hadn’t yet decided to go nude. When he came out of the house to serve her a cool drink, he said, “That’s a very sexy bikini, Kristy, but there’s nobody else here. You should feel
aolprincess: I begged him to fuck me but he said I wasn’t worth it – that I was so disgusting, the only thing I was good for was the bottom of his dirty foot. The debasement was awful and I couldn’t get enough. Absolute filth. Smelly, dirty filth.from
bustysister: My little brother promised to help me get a boyfriend and he said that although it might be weird, I should send him sexy photos so he could give me feedback. It did feel weird, but it was a little exciting too. My little brother was way
in my messages theres one guy who keeps talking to me in a way I probably wouldnt be chill with now and apparently this was around the time I lost my virginity and he said I was acting different and I was like ‘im not a virgin anymore’ and he was
epicweapon666: The next step in making you my slave sissy is you are only to eat from a dog bowl off the floor after someone has stepped on it. Isnt that fun? My bull came up with it. My heels will usually be clean but he said he will always step in
i’m a bernie sanders supporter, but if he said that smoking meth cured cancer, people would hail him as a genius and a hero.y’all challenge him on n o t h i n g.
stevenuniverseconspiracies: Anonymous submitted:Okay so I don’t know if someone’s said this before but I was thinking… Lars is obviously a slacker. But he still holds a job and does go to work. Why? To not be homeless. It’s seems like Sadie may
ericvepp18: fuckmyblackbf: I thought such a simple disguise at a costume party seemed ridiculous but he said the host loved him in nothing but a mask Damn I would let him Pound me like that
mynightwing: When my cousin bet me that I couldn’t swallow his load, I definitely lost, but I won when he said that I could practice anytime I want.
firstamongthefallen: I don’t have a lot of time to write today, but I wanted to share an insight that I had while listening to my set of daily ritual files. Well, a thought that Sir gave me.In one of the files, he said that each time I listen to the
