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Grandpa Yamada thinks that women belong to the kitchen. But he is not old-fashioned at all. He just like to fuck them at that place!Â
machinefantasy: One word: Jackpot!!!! Â SPOILER ALERT: Makana is genuinely caring and gentle, but he does not appreciate deceit. He experiences betrayal like a regular human. Even when his anger and disobedience reach new levels, he seeks forgiveness
pussymodsgalore The original poster says: “My Lover bought me a new chrome plug He is so thoughtful but he does not know where I like it, although it is rather large Tami” Very nice Tami, you’ve chosen the correct place to put it.
l-shadows-fades: drinkyourfuckingmilk: I have the bad habit of leaving my computer on sometimes, so my dad always shuts it down because it drives him nuts. but he knows not to close photoshop without saving my drawings and this is the shit he saves
;A; So I was looking up Yoko references for the making of my Yoko cosplay and found this, and was on skype to my boyfriend at the time and very nearly burst into tears and just kept shouting at him “YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU DON’T”
A white man crashing a plane killing 149 innocent people but he's not a Muslim so he was just battling depression.
sterec: Is he dead ? No.But he’s not alive either.
his-blithe-handmaid: tenderdominance: He had sent her to the corner so she could think about what she had done. But he had not been able to handle her tears so he had allowed Mr. Ted McTeddy to keep her company during her punishment. After an hour had
femdomgames: When you are out driving, stop at the side of the road. Take his cock out and stroke him slowly till he edges. Then tell him to start driving again, but he is not allowed to put his cock back in his pants before it is soft again. He will
kaylathewolf: missfaery: mrsslocum: bumfinger: Never judge a book by it’s cover or an individual on the actions of others! Yes indeed. Because I love MY “dirty biker” of a dad. He may look terrifying, but he’s not. Pass all the judgement
elpasolace: milkyandthegentlemen: steve6977: Tasty treats!!! I know I’ll probably never get husband to do this. He’s accepted the fact that he granted me the right to cuckold him, but he’s not met any of the men, much less eaten their cum from
I told Dad he didn’t have to come pick me up at the airport—I’m a big boy now and I’ve been doing more than well enough to afford a cab to his place—but he was excited enough for my arrival that he came anyway, the older tiger greeting me at
enbouton: #sometimes a family is a disbarred lawyer #and three film students well into their 30s that he pays to execute his worst ideas (via @sob-dylan)
shitposting-sjw-garbage: kinhater2: punkiplier: This just in, mark sits your sexist asses down IM PISSIFN MYSLELF YALL GONNA CALL HIM A “FEMINIST ICON” NOW He’s not a feminist icon, but at least he actually respects women and doesn’t make
molly-ren said: You’re forgetting the fact that Mads also looks like a trash daddy without being one IRL! He is the living example!Ah, but he’s not to be found in America though, is he? My friend’s theory holds sound.
rwfan11: Zack Ryder (and Drew McInytre…but he’s not important in this pic! LOL) ….only that HUGE bulge matters in this shot! ……I don’t care if that is a cup or he stuffed, whatever! ….That shit is HOT! ……Looks like he is inviting Drew
darkfiretaimatsu: I guess it could be worse, though. He could have a long nose or something~ Which is worse, a mouth with no other features, or other features with no mouth~? He’s all mouth, but he does not scream~ xD
I’m never going to get over how Drew makes really terrible life decisions aside from the way that he calls out anyone who misgenders his brother, even if it’s in a conversation and Adam’s not even there to hear it.
thewetcloud: orphanbeige: we didn’t see his dead body we only saw him convulsing ergo he is not 100% confirmed dead #with ob you can never be sure#even if you have seen their dead body#[helena and beth]#they are probably not dead#[beths not dead]
cheese-friies: AU where Riza dies on the promised day and Roy is forced to perform human transmutation and loses his eyesight but he wanted to remain blind cause he couldn’t see a world without Riza. Idk
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: luckied: i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: luckied: Havoc gave a smug smirk. “If I’m the idiot, then you’re the dork.” He didn’t appreciate this much closeness, but he kinda needed those papers. Not that Jean
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: luckied: i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: luckied: i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: luckied: Jean shrugged once more, keeping himself still from turning to bite Rome when he nipped his jaw. “So you were going
fuckustevepena: He’s naked: Check out Millionaire playboy Dan Bilzerian !! I know, i know — it’s confusing. Dan Bilzerian could easily be that guy that you saw at a circuit party in Palm Springs last weekend — but he’s NOT! He’s that straight
actuallyjuststealingmemes: Really, the most adult name you could think of is Barry? I worked with a youngin named Sylvester, like who the fuck was still naming niggas Sylvester in 1992? It fucked him up too, he 26 and he got male pattern baldness he
artemispanthar: asieyonce: STILL FUNNY Greg’s face when Garnet throws herself out of the van kills me, he’s just like :0 you’d think he’d be used to Gem eccentricities by now but he’s not
hipstermine: fuckustevepena: He’s naked: Check out Millionaire playboy Dan Bilzerian !! I know, i know — it’s confusing. Dan Bilzerian could easily be that guy that you saw at a circuit party in Palm Springs last weekend — but he’s NOT! He’s
fatherdaughterincest: He knows that his daughter is only acting out so much at school because she likes being punished by him, but he’s not planning on telling her any time soon. He likes punishing her just as much as she likes getting punished.
embergale: It’d been a while since he’d been to Isra’s. The last few rosin cakes he’d picked up had lasted more than long enough, but he’d started to run short. There were less wildflowers in bloom than there normally were during True Spring
bidoof: bidoof:god the hammond vlog is so great jeff is like. a babbling third grader explaining his stupid hamster oc for show and tell he fought in the queen’s tournaments but he’s NOT a junker!!!! his attacks are DEVASTATING. of course he can’t
enemyofsanityart: Jack thinks he’s tough, but he’s not quite there…yet.More of my personal PNAU. If Hiccup knew how to shut up then he wouldn’t need his equally scrawny boyfriend to rush to his aid whenever someone three times his size wants
alex-sumu: Weiss *laughing her ass off*: Father would be rolling in his grave if he saw this. Whitley: But he’s not dead? Weiss: To me he is.
tgurlswirl: daytonabeach99: Girl your taking all that cock take it sissy… it’s like your super-power! he’s pounding the boy out of you but he’s not making you weaker, he’s making you stronger as a gurl.
depravityexposed: Eric knew his sister liked sissy boys, he knew that she would get off on it if she ever found out his secret but he could not bring himself to just tell her. Over the next couple weeks though he would leave little hints, lipstick on
dragonageconfessions: CONFESSION: My most recent Inquisitor is named Craven Trevelyan. He’s not a very good Inquisitor. He’s taken every possible cowardly option and dialogue choice so far. Vivienne adores him because he’s too scared to
jakegylenhal-deactivated2023031: He says that he’s an…”a-hole”, but he’s not - and i’m quoting here - “100% a dick.”
depravityexposed: Eric knew his wife liked sissy boys, he knew that she would get off on it if she ever found out his secret but he could not bring himself to just tell her. Over the next couple weeks though he would leave little hints, lipstick on his
icandolotsofthingsmaster: tenderdominance: He had sent her to the corner so she could think about what she had done. But he had not been able to handle her tears so he had allowed Mr. Ted McTeddy to keep her company during her punishment. After an hour
kambreycollins: Embedded video won’t display on mobile, view at this link - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6Me0JNzcWvIXzJrZEJ5ZlBiTDA/view With his shirt on this guy looks like he could be kind of a small skinny little guy, but he’s not! He
sexual-texts: “when Cristina Yang said “don’t let what he wants eclipse what you need… he’s very dreamy, but he’s not the sun, you are” bitch I felt THAT” — @thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)
czech-hunter-free: A few weeks ago I complied with a really charming guy. He played basketball and he also revealed me his ass for 1.000 crowns. But he was not willing to do more. Possibly due to the fact that his friends were all over. As well as though
russianstr8guys: Do you like him? He is thinking about male fuck like top, but he is not sure now) but I’m in process…..) wish me luck) Немного восточных сладостей вам в ленту) Развожу его на поебаться)
cummbunny: he said it!! HE SAID IT AHHH!! darfin was doing things to me :$ and he said ‘are you going to cum for daddy’ and I exploded soooo hard and now my legs don’t work and I’m so happy and tired but he called himself daddy!!!!
father-daughter-fantasies: He knows that his little princess is acting out at school on purpose just because she likes how he punishes her, but he’s not planning on telling her any time soon. He likes punishing her just as much as she likes getting
cutesoutherngay: lonelywankerboy: Peeing Hot seeing that piss going through his foreskin like that. He could pull it back if he wants to, but he chooses not to as that could get ya hard. He let’s it flow naturally through his intact cock Imagine
underview: leashedharlot: I’m such a silly slave, no one really knows. Well, He know, but He decided not to tell me, why? How much deeper does all of this go? Can it really be intended or is He just very, very lucky? Maybe both… it’s scary, anyway.
kids-nowadays: Don’t Judge me. I like Lil wayne. No i dont think he’s the best alive , but he’s not as bad as they say he is
mabel-but-slytherin: Guys, this part of the trailer for Stanchurian Candidate has me freaked out. Look at that expression, it’s clearly Stan’s goofing with Mabel face, but he’s not goofing with Mabel. He’s talking about dangerous things that’s
cosmicpines: mabel-but-slytherin: Guys, this part of the trailer for Stanchurian Candidate has me freaked out. Look at that expression, it’s clearly Stan’s goofing with Mabel face, but he’s not goofing with Mabel. He’s talking about dangerous
pitopishi: “He’s dead?! No! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEE!!” Stan’s not dead, but he’s not going to appear until Part 4 or 5 at least. Part 2/9 of “Repercussion, Repetition, Resolution” or “RRR” for short because I suck at titling
chtngs:Be honest: even when your girlfriend was refusing anal sex, it was still interesting to her. She had frightened by the possible pain, so she could not entrust her hole to any of her boyfriends. But he is not a boy. He is your married neighbor,
fatherdaughterincest:He knows that his daughter is only acting out so much at school because she likes being punished by him, but he’s not planning on telling her any time soon. He likes punishing her just as much as she likes getting punished.
agent-of-empathy: God: So this is my OC, Man, he doesn’t know shit. Also he looks just like me but he’s not a self insert!!!Lucifer: do you take constructive criticismGod: noLucifer: it fucking sucksGod: I said no
cotetr: -Will we get to meet him soon?-Not yet, he is not ready to learn that I’m made of two little gay gemsWait, what do you mean that’s not how the episode went???
abbykch: ok but what are the chances that is matt, watching his sister fight as one of the renowned defenders of the universe?
jillags:grumpy2017-deactivated20230101:I love teasing him period.When he has it locked on, when he take it off but he is not allowed to cum and when he take it off and let him cum, only to change my mind in the last second…..
platonic-suggestion: r-grimes: atlantafive: consent through fear is not consent let’s repeat that again: consent through fear is not consent And while we’re at it: consent through guilt is not consent either if some of y'all honestly believe