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blueandbusted: tempation-haven: “We may have started all this chastity stuff because you asked me to, but now we’re doing it because I like it. You don’t get to change your mind. There is no giving up. Because I am just having too much fun denying
iloafyoudoughmuch: nerdjpg: spongebobscunt: are the minions circumcised? Okay boys and girls sit the fuck down and get ready for this brief biological minion analysis no one asked for but I’m gonna fuckin write for you anyway.The real-life voice
gotta-go-lottie: Oh man I was sooo desperate! I’m pretty little, but these pants were wayyy too tight on my tummy and bladder 😣 I was asked for a no-hands holding, so that’s what I tried to do. I was doing so well, too! Suddenly I started to get
whiskyandoldspice: sam staring at that phone with absolutely no idea what to say he can’t ask dean to come get him and help him because he doesn’t think the demon really cares about helping him but he can’t warn dean to stay away because he knows
runrabbitjunk: no mercy bosses look so fun i wish i could nicely ask sans and undyne to fight me with all they got in pacifist route but instead its like those times irl when u feel ROWDY!! and u wanna RUFFLE FEATHERS!! AND GET MAD!! AND FUCK SOMEONE
onionchester: the worst is when you’re telling someone something or discussing a topic and someone interrupts and changes the topic completely and you’re left with all these things to say but no way of getting back to it unless the other person asks
dirkyshipper: fangirlingdragon: silentexecution: firedragon1321: donthatemecusimbeautiful: See this little guy? I want him but my boyfriend said I cant. I wagered him that if I could get 1,000,000 notes he would let me have it no questions asked.
neyruto: missturdle: NO YOU DON’T GET A MAGICAL BOY SERIES YOU HAVE LITERALLY ALL OF THE SHONEN GENRE AND 99.99% OF SUPERHEROES AND 99.99% OF FANTASY STOP ASKING “BUT WHY AREN’T THERE MORE MALE NARRATIVES ABOUT SPECIAL BOYS WITH MAGICAL POWERS”
theycallmebigpussy: theawesomeadventurer: flacomexicano: i’m a grower not a show-er what do this mean u might ask? means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet anyway the upside to this? no one ever
stacief89: Seeing as Tim has dinner with clients tonight I asked if I could go to the cinema with some friends but He said no. So instead I’ve had a bath, done my hair and make up , shaved my cunt and have been getting His favourite hole ready for
lovatic92: fangirlingdragon: silentexecution: firedragon1321: donthatemecusimbeautiful: See this little guy? I want him but my boyfriend said I cant. I wagered him that if I could get 1,000,000 notes he would let me have it no questions asked. Please
theveryworstthing: self-conscious little monster gets it’s wish to go to the ball in a beautiful gown, but then begins to worry that no one will ask it to dance.
choochoobear: “What are you building?” he asked. “A house,” the child replied. “Soon we shall have company.” “But your house has no door or windows,” the man said. “Your guest won’t be able to get in.” “Our guest won’t be able
It sure is weird how 170 armed biker thugs get into a massive brawl with each other, kill 9 people and shoot at police and SWAT teams but no one is asking where their fathers are or blaming rap music and food stamps.
that last post i reblogged though.. oooooofff[personal rant ahead so no reblogs please but feel free to read on]this is what i’ve been trying to explain to my partner for years and he never gets it. the emotional labour that comes with having to ask
rosepdf: 6 more best selfies of 2015 that no one asked for but you’re getting anyway 😘
lonesomemother1: My son invited me on vacation with him to Aruba. He said he even bought me a swim suit. I asked him if his father was coming along and he said, “No, daddy said he could not get the time off but I could still go with him since I
blueidblondie67:tazz67:blueidblondie67:tazz67:luvtigbitties:@blueidblondie67 What would you prefer???🤔🔥It say YOU get to decide 😜🔥😜🔥@tazz67 @blueidblondie67 but I asked you. No condom@tazz67 Hard choice
sincerelysaraahh: [Requested by Anon] “I know you get this question a lot, but your connection on the show is just so strong! Are you guys dating in real life?” A fan asked, feeling nervous, standing in front of you both. “No one can do a sex
titantits92: Definitely was having a silly day yesterday 😘😘😘😘 what are you all doing this weekend? Send it to my fan mail or ask I’ll respond :) sorry for not answering lately I’ve had no WiFi :( but I’m getting it today!
maxiesatanofficial: tranarchist: Couldn’t put it better myself I mean I agree but also I can’t get over The Five Genders, From No Skirt To Wide Skirt I don’t want anyone asking me what my gender is anymore, I live on a scale of skirt width
originalgroupie: Get to know me meme [15/15] Favorite TV shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Bottom line is, even if you see them coming, you’re not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So, what are
biteydrawsthings: When it comes to surprises in the moonlit nightI excel without ever even trying ! >:^) btv here back at u w content no one asked 4 but ur gunna get
samhunt3003: I was with a girl like this very recently, trying to reaffirm my straightness couldn’t even get an erection no matter how hard we tried. In the end i asked her to use her dildo on me i was so fucking ashamed of my self, but i came all
worthless-holes: Day 17 of no pussy November. 23 days since I came last. Have a good day everyone. I won’t be on kik, but will reply to asks if I get any. Not quite feeling myself today, and I apologize to all that affects.
ohaiitsarielle: progshell: hobbitpie: If he gets deported it will be his own damn fault and not because of a twitter update jesus christ put the blame where it belongs. (but yes, I am happy now thanks for asking) NO PLEASE DON’T SEND HIM BACK TO
dominatedmen: He just wanted to get out of this shitty little town after graduating from college. Unfortunately with student loans piled up sky high he has no choice but to ask his witch of a mom for some money to move out. With her studly son leaving
ellosteph: So I have always been asked about getting a tattoo, and I have always said, “no” for a few reasons, but most of which because it’s permanent. However, there is a tattoo artist by the name of Саша (Sasha) Unisex, who I’ve been
bigdickasseaters: So I’m over at a friends playing drinking games a couple nights ago, and this super attractive guy joins the game. He’s acting pretty straight, but I keep getting vibes from him, so I asked my friend if he’s gay and she said “no
hdincali: Love shopping at Lowes for flowers. Thanks to mk1cpl for recommending see thru yoga pants. Been wanting to get her some but she is very reserved. She asked if these were see thru, i said no. Untill she bends over there not. Or are they.
fangirlingdragon: silentexecution: firedragon1321: donthatemecusimbeautiful: See this little guy? I want him but my boyfriend said I cant. I wagered him that if I could get 1,000,000 notes he would let me have it no questions asked. Please help me,
australiandominant: When your mum and dad goes out leaving your big brother to baby sit you.. You get scared, you ask not to be left alone with him, but no one listen or cared, the moment they leave, your big brother drags you into your room, and rapes
nachob0obs: ohaiitsarielle: progshell: hobbitpie: If he gets deported it will be his own damn fault and not because of a twitter update jesus christ put the blame where it belongs. (but yes, I am happy now thanks for asking) NO PLEASE DON’T SEND
coldwateristheworst: No but really can I get a follower? Maybe two? *he asks hopefully*
theskullonthemantle221b: ask-ooc-jack: theladythorki: nyan-cats-daughter: loveloree: that would be the best surprise ever omg :OOOOO no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these you get a polar bear and it’s a nice
the-orgasmic-seke: ohaiitsarielle: progshell: hobbitpie: If he gets deported it will be his own damn fault and not because of a twitter update jesus christ put the blame where it belongs. (but yes, I am happy now thanks for asking) NO PLEASE DON’T
cryingattheorgy: onlyblackgirl: onlyblackgirl: If a uber/Lyft driver asks you to sit in front when there’s clearly seats in the back. Get a different driver. No but seriously. there been a string a sexual assaults happen in the Boston area and
cuckoldselection: After months of asking and being told No, your wife and her lover finally agreed that you could watch. But only from behind the curtain, if you were quite and did not get in the way.
openbooks: With some friends you have an easy rapport. They get you. You don’t have to feel awkward or fear an angry rebuttal if you ask them to pose for you. My friend is no model, but whenever I need someone to shoot, I know she will be down
badson4mom:I didn’t expect to get a text off mums best friend asking if she can borrow me to help her move some furniture. She said she had no money to pay me but wanted to pay me in one way or another.
tashabilities: osunism: shootmeadub: I get cute for: 1. me 2. to be admired from afar but left the hell alone @saarebitch I HATE for mufuckas to ask “Who you gettin dolled up for?”NO damn body.Me and ONLY ME.
270293: everyone keeps asking if they can bring “a friend” to the house party i’m throwing tonight and i keep just saying yes because yolo i dont give no fucks but i feel like tonight when my house gets burned down i might regret it idk
trust: when you ask your mum to get McDonalds but she says no
poetic: phitycent: poetic: What’s the best way to get rid of a hickey over night??? Ask your boyfriend to suck your entire neck and it’ll no longer look like you have a hickey but a purple neck I’m sure my dad would love that.
kara-is-a-baddie:I get up early and talk to the sunI ask her for guidance but she ain’t got none(This was not posted for sexual reasons and I have no interest in sexting with you or seeing your genitalia. Also DON’T call me sexy, it makes
lovntspoon: “How can you ask me that? I am making love to you.” “I know honey but you get rock hard when we do that. Maybe you’re bisexual?” “Maybe. Do you mind that?” “No baby….did you notice how wet I got fantasizing about you and
trust:when you ask your mum to get McDonalds but she says no
mskneesocks replied to your post: fefairi asked:PUTS ALL YOUR NEPET… I TOTALLY MISREAD THAT AS NEOPETS OMG I ALWAYS DO TOO !! but no Nepeta would totally be on there and she’d have a kougra and aisha and get angelpuss petpets and shit
homeworldadventures: thank you for 3K followers!!! I seriously had no idea I’d get this far with just my shitty art ;-; you lovelies are awesome and I love you all!let’s hope I can go back to my asks without any more delays, but I did had a rough