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…. sigh I know people are like “Wow this guy is brave and this is cool.” but every time I see a picture like this all I can think is “You. Are. Fucking. Stupid.” =_=
In real life not ALL the time but too often for comfort. On Tumblr… hourly.
lol This is EXACTLY how my workplace is managed. They all just do things that look good on paper but aren’t useful in the least. Sigh. It pisses me off.
lmao. I never thought about it before… but Frozen yuri… is a fuckin’ great idea.
lol If these were sold in my city I would buy nothing but these. I mean on the off chance I actually got laid on a regular basis.
I know whomever made this is trying to make a point… but I have no idea what it is since every guy/girl I know would consider that hot present day. *shrug*
lol This is misleading. Its true… but it doesn’t describe your average human, you’d have to train, a LOT, to achieve this.
Well on Tumblr only 1 and Im not gonna tag her because she definitely knows alsready but on Fb… ya… I aint brave enough to do that… lol
Ha. Owned. Except its not racism, just prejudice… but lets ignore that because its fun to point out the idiocy of prejudiced people. ^_^
This may be a good way to get your kids hit by a fucking car… but sure… lets go with “genius costume idea”… >_>
I want this. I mean not this specifically, I hate pinkeye, but you know, the general tone.
… I really want to send this to my ex… she would appreciate this… but I think that would be weird… yes?
… im not sure I would ever use this… but I must have it!
Huh. I was always curious about that but too lazy to look it up.
I masturbate too much as it is… but thats an interesting proposal.
betaruga: snipurrs: snipurrs: snipurrs: im laughing @ this image of jeff goldblum bc it makes him look like a centaur but w the horse bit cropped out update: Look I didn’t spend 20 minutes drawing jeff goldblum as a centaur in front of my family
… I know this is a joke, but this should be a real thing… there are… engineering issues if you have a larger penis…
Honestly… I generally ignore homeless people mainly because fairly poor myself and everything I have is precious… but I give money when I see clever signs… because… I mean… fuck ya.
Not the cat Tumblr deserves, but the cat that Tumblr needs. Cat-Batman.
extremeswagoverdose666: do you ever feel, like a plastic bag, able to carry groceries, but also able to strangle and kill a small child
godtricksterloki: blastortoise: laserbabe: blastortoise: svvitzerland: bitches be like “I SWALLOW” but they cant even drink pulp smh fakes pulp is nasty cum isn’t. Sit yo ass down you would rather have somebody’s sperm in your mouth than
doodle-shenanigans: darcyshire: steadfast: This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks! I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself Choose your fighter
tboiu: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: “I think the experience gap between a 19 year old and a 35 year old is too large to result in a healthy romantic relationship without a power imbalance,” I say. I pause. “But of course I’d date a 3,000 year
acesirius:lastoneout: Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg when i woke up from my top surgery i was SO out of it but i had to pee SO BADLY (why? no idea. i hadn’t eaten/drank since the day before so i should’ve been empty)i
doodle-shenanigans:darcyshire: steadfast: This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks! I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself Choose your fighter
LIES!…but good attempt though =P
sammiey: OKAY IDK IF THIS HAS ALREADY MADE IT’S WAY ONTO TUMBLR, BUT I HAVEN’T SEEN IT AND I NEED IT ON MY BLOG. THIS IS ACTUALLY KINDA CUTE.
whereilivenocarsgo: When bae is chillin’ but you want to fuck
GUESS WHO JUST GOT FOO FIGHTERS TICKETS?! Yep! After hours & hours of calls & trying to find a way to buy them (lost my debit card 😱😢) we got them! I had to ruin the surprise but we are so excited! As you can see by Deans reaction. Cutie
mark-gaytits: cap-gamelamer: tangedolium: WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES? BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?! by throwing it into the harbor
the-fandoms-are-cool: leradny: videohall: Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth > Don’t give him a baby for a while. HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND
conversationswithbees: trillgamesh: grinderman2: Pope’s Dove of Peace attacked by seagull this is like a fucking arrested development gag but ITS REAL Jesus, seagulls in Europe don’t fuck around
nellwholock: cleopatrasweave: lyssissherlocked: subliminal-mind-duck: invisiblechickens: are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other??? like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached but in america they’re like “dON’t
varysbueller: tinyredbird: reallyreallife: EVEN IF IT IS ONLY 65p YOU’D AT LEAST EXPECT THEM TO USE THE WORD “PUPPY”. Dog baby OMG I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE ABLE TO USE IT BUT I DID IT I DID THE THING
madmadsmadly: i literally know nothing about roosterteeth or achievement hunters or whatever the fuck this man is from but from now on he’s my role model
Don’t ever let me hear you say the black man isn’t the strongest, the bravest , the most fearless! He knew his chances of survival were low…. But he still did it!!! Young man I salute you!! #brave #myneckmyback #damnshame what happened
but i knew him;
lol might seem crude but… turned out to be true
littlehighschoolthings: I dunno about your schools, but ours are all disorganized. If you can find your friends, your life is that much greater. oh god when i was still in high school the fire alarms would go off so many times to the point where no
Sleeping in a pair of package-hugging aussieBums probably wasn’t my best move. Now my balls feel funny…
splybox: rubyfruitjumble: me standing in a rainstorm: What the fuck is this…… communist water… with free handouts from the sky how will anyone have the incentive to work What’s really funny is in some states it’s illegal to collect rainwater
couldnt help but laugh
kagamine-kai: sunshiine-state-of-mind: kateitron: wendy-darling-forever: avatarkatnisspotter: acciobowtie: thatoneweirdfilmmajor: theplaidlad: thetardiswantstoknowwherecasis: What the… but… how… wha…. how did this person…. I…
msexplorer: But mom, we are helping! ;-) i didn’t know swiffers attracted EVERYTHING. even cats…wow
nohtyhumor: #naughty #humor #jokes i usually just say something like “yup” or “sure do” or “jeez don’t spread it around” but yeah. that works too
i think this is the most awkward animal ever loladorable, but still…so so strange XD
“the humans have placed a guardian in front of the food room. i don’t yet know the source of his powers, but mark my words…his day will come.”
“you…you…but that was mine!”
i don’t know what’s happening here…but it’s hilarious
memoryanddesire-stirring: They told Fluffy the flying disc competition was only for dogs. But Fluffy is no dog. a new spin on “cats rule and dogs drool”
i don’t know what is happening here, but i’m loving it
i feel as though the bear really makes this picture. he’s so cute and innocent looking, but you can just tell that he’s thinking, “WOO! YEAH! GET SOME!!”
minionsgoverntheworld: xDDD! butt!! i’ve never seen this movie, but these little dudes never fail to make me giggle and smile
they-call-me-nita: C’mon, you know, it’s the feeling you get when someone you’ve followed forever starts to follow you. Silly, but true! HA! yeah…truth XD
writewaygirl: jensenfans: The Jensen Ackles Meme - Favorite Acting Performances (2/4) ➥ SPN - Yellow Fever (4x06) but that middle gif might be my favorite thing from this series ever. I died when I saw it for the first time :) this is one of the
i don’t know why, but this made me think of you herone-andonly lol
you know…i would be shocked at this point, but no. nope. fuck it. not anymore. i’ve seen too much. too many things have been ruined. from The Goonies, to The Rugrats…yup…we are a culture of pervs, and we unknowingly expose even
trilithbaby: begmetocome: still a cat … a big one , but a cat… Hehe! LMAO
I’m not sure how that kid gets an A when some of those aren’t even sentences. I get that bacon is awesome, but come on.
archiemcphee: The world may not be ready for the likes of villainous Cybersquirrels, but this Cyberman squirrel feeder is completely awesome. It would look fantastic hanging beside our Horse Head Squirrel Feeder and Big Head Squirrel Feeder. oh no XD
