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The problem when editing @jynxiemazie pictures is that out 300 or so pics, 299 of them came out perfect!!! #fml but that is a good problem to have. See her live at cheerleaders in Philadelphia this weekend #follow her for info. @jynxiemazie @jynxiemazie
Fml, can’t sleep, but hey guess what? It’s #milfmonday in #barriogirls land so I always start it and end it with the #og herself. The one from the east San Jose Barrio!! The #BG #OG herself…. @aabbylicious @aabbylicious @aabbylicious
1nstagrambabes: #Testing if my #INSTA is still fucked or if people can see my pics now fml … #afterhack #aftermath #fml …. by chloe.khan Can see nothing else but you Chloe….nothing else
kyrianne: america-wakiewakie: Putting money into the language of time worked… Yes, the working class is long overdue for a raise. Holy shit, I never thought about it like that but that’s MESSED UP. This is pretty much how I manage my purchases.
timemagazine: These rings might look like colorful, interstellar rainbows, but for astronomers they’ve helped solve a mystery. By studying these rings, which were captured using NASA’s Chandra X-ray Observatory, astronomers were able to determine
proudmember: :O *speechless* theonlybella: OMFG!! How in the Hell?!?!? FML… That’s was hot!I watched an ex fuck herself with a big RedBull can once, that was close to as awesome as this but DAMNNNN!I wish there was a video of this same
praedat0r: dink-182: coachela: tw0doorcinema-slut: iv0ry—b0nes: k-els: spannie: This is actually the hottest sex gif I’ve ever seen. Not graphic at all, but so sexy. I don’t even know why. fml want holy shit oh my frriknnnnnnnn god i
unexotic: cantbetamed1015: honorized: ov-al: Johnny Depp when he was 16. holy shit he was hot Was? Was? Was?? I could be related to him right now but my stupid godmother rejected him when she was in high school. Fml yep was
franklinjay: Looking cute but fml cos I’m getting my teeth cleaned 2day. #ootd #wiwt
That awkward moment when Steve Carell has been on the office for 7 seasons and then he decides to leave. FML
I got this yesterday at Emanon. I skidded on my shins!! fakk and my other leg got burned too but not as bad! haha maybe this is what caused me not to get that SPOT! FML and it stings right now!! geeze, not fair. i wana challenge! =), i have perseverance!
I hate this, I don’t even know if those are her colors, how do one even draw this Pearl, what the….ugh*put a “YOU TRIED” star here*
Not sure how, but I seem to have developed a habit of putting commas in the wrong place worth regards to but…fml
i’m not even shadow banned but I lost 500 followers over night on twitter its like my whole last week of camming down the drain i hate the bugs and bans on twitter it’s getting insane. I thought I was good uggggg *rolls eyes forever*
I don’t need alcohol to have fun. But I need an excuse for when I fuck shit up.
Reblog if you KNEW love was pointless and you weren’t even looking because, for once, you were actually happy with just yourself and honestly didn’t want to throw a wrench in things, but the universe said “fuck you, watch this”
I wonder if anons have ever thought that maybe the people they are attacking are damaged too…. but of course i’m taking the moral highground and therefore i am scum of the earth
yuechaos: I was going to go to bed but I found really good fanfiction fml
derlaine: I was going to do something useful with my weekend but then Reapersun messaged me http://www.redbubble.com/people/derlaine/works/11913566-tom-kittenston Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah what is life Why am i drawing this why SHE
Sad but true, I always give the best advice… #fml #bestadvice #relationshipadvice #single #singleasapringle #anytakers
Step 1: Open OCAs randomly in Midgard Camp.Step 2: Squeal yourself silly.Step 3: Then remember what character you’re on.Step 4: Feel bad. Step 5: But feel secretly happy at the same time.15 of these babes in total now in my storage.
dmmd-fandom: beniseragaki: beniseragaki: AU where Sly Blue continues to come out sometimes and Koujaku just kind of deals with it until Aoba comes back. Sly is hella thirsty but Koujaku’s a stand up guy and won’t do anything unless Aoba’s in
yik-yaks: Follow Yik-Yaks for more. LOL THIS. Seriously I can spend my real money pretty recklessly (at grocery store or if I’m out with a friend). But on RO? “That thing costs 100m? I HAVE BILLIONS ALREADY BUT FML THAT’S TOO MUCH I AIN’T PAYING
So it turns out that my boyfriend and I both have feelings for the same straight man, who’s committed to a long term monogamous relationship. Frankly its not a fun thing, but I try to laugh at the situation because we both still really want to be
i meant to take a nap but now it’s 5am and i am shit.
Yay after a whole day of trying to update to iOS5! But FML it didn’t restore to my backup files properly. Agghhh all my music, apps, and pictures are gone! The only thing that’s the same are my wallpapers. Who wants to iMessage? Haha
After my 12 hour shift i came home looking forward to snacking on some hot Cheetos before the NyQuil hit but no my roommates are it all. Probably for the best but still. I can’t enjoy anything now a days. And I get to go back to work in less than
Sometimes I wish I had something worse than sciatica because the pain can be so intense but my doctor won’t do anything because it’s “just sciatica” and otc pain meds don’t do much for it and I am crying but I can’t
I just had a saucer fall on my little toe and it’s swelling pretty badly and hurts like heck but I can’t really be upset about it because if my toe hadn’t broken the saucer’s fall it would have shattered and that shit is Royal
Our building tests the fire alarms once a month which is excellent but you’d think that after having a literal fire happen in someone’s apartment last night that they would have cancelled today’s tests lmaoWe all know it works after
Stuff … … I’m still at the shitty job. I have meds, and they’re working, but I had to stop taking one of them and I can’t get hold of the doctor that prescribed it to see if I should start again or if they want me to try a different
Nothing haunts me more than realizing I put my foot in my mouth and said the wrong thing again. I can remember it happening when I was a child, but I don’t know how not to fuck up when I talk sometimes.
I have this bad cycle I get into whenever I get sick. Like, no matter how miserable I feel, I will not go to the doctor unless it’s like ER necessary. Like how last month I kept making posts about how sick I felt and how I needed the doctor, but
My heart is so uncomfortable inside my own chest. Nick says my pulse is fine but I swear my heart feels heavier. I canbreath a little better but I feel so weak
I overslept but I had a nightmare that Nick didn’t love me anymore, and when I came into the movie theater, he was sitting with another woman. I dreamt I had to go back to Maryland with my family. I dreamt that I talked to a recruiter once I got
i could actually puke right now i can’t think straight but the heat from my laptopt is helpings my stomach i am losing so much blood and it’s only dy one i hate this so much
I went into Discount Tire to get ONE tire replaced and came out with needing all of them replaced. I only did one today so I could get off the spare tire, but another tire needs to be replaced asap and it was 200 bucks just to do the one tire today:/
I’m not pregnant but I haven’t had a period for the entire month of January that’s so awesome I just loooooove this
I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING MY PETS BECAUSE THEY MAKE THE SADDEST CRIES AND I WANT THEM TO KNOW IT WAS AN ACCIDENT BUT I DON’T SPEAK DOG FML
pieceofthegalaxy: I feel so disconnected from my culture and I’m trying to find it but its hard to do it alone. Is there any other lonely mixed Natives who feel lost out there? Or am I the only one…? I feel exactly the same way, so much so that
I think I have the flu because my whole body hurts and everything is cold and it hurts to breathe through my nose and my bladder’s full but I can’t pee so this is great.
Maybe it’s because I’m tipsy but I’m so fucking over sensitive today. Ever since the doctor called all I can fucking think about is having arthritis. I’m getting upset over the stupidest things today. I hate my body. I hate my
ileftmyheartinwesteros:Well we found our house😭✨🙌 Choosing it seems to be the first step, now we’ve got to figure out how to buy it. But it’s got a huuuuge yard for the dogs, a master bedroom that’s almost like a loft with a
I’ve had a headache for two weeks straight now and I’m absolutely dying. I want to call the doctor but I’m afraid I’m just going to be told to stop drinking caffeine 🙃
Morning folks, I don’t usually hate Monday’s but, they changed my schedule #fml #tiredaf (at New Lots Av - Brooklyn NY)
phallical: surprisebitch: meanplastic: I’m in tears but also bopping have you ever listened to something so horrible that you just had to continue listening even though it’s much healthier to just stop it cause that’s this This is what they were
breedingvids: Introducing, #JCTV – I just came to this vid. I know this is a reblog but fml it’s so hot. Take a popper hit and cum with the top. Geeee.
videoturnons: i never blog pics but FML!!!!! mmm
Omg I was so sleepy and tired, but then I got on Tumblr and now I’m a horny kitty fml. Tumblr y u do this always?
dear girl in my classes, I KNOW YOU WANT TO BE JUST LIKE ME BUT STOP DOING DOUCHEY THINGS TO GET LIKE THISSSSS. =__= ugh i wish i was kidding. like this girl keeps being stupid. like yesterday we had to claim topics for this project and she knew i wanted
fml i have to make my japanese binder hella nice but I’M SO LAZY ASDFGHJKL
niallsgotmehigh: but niall’s solo fml fml fuck my lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I don’t cringe as much anymore but still 😭 #needanewcar #tomuchgas #fml
worst feeling ever is loving someone so much but having no control over what they feel
FML I’ve corrected/changed that Mai pic like 6 times. I need sleep badly. I’ve done 2 but if I wake up in time I do one more for TFT.
does anyone else get insanely romantically frustrated, like i know sexual frustration is a thing but sometimes i get super intense cravings for soft kisses or make out sessions or cuddling naps or things like that and it’s way more frustrating to me
complexedly: complexedly: Small rant I guess. Ignore this Yesterday I bussed up to the city to surprise my boyfriend I got off the bus and walked halfway to his house before I realised I only had one bag with me I ran back but the bus had already left
So yeah, don’t take a shit ton of vyvanse knowing you have to wake up at 8AM for work.
LDR are so hard and I know for a fact if i could just have my boyfriend out here everything would be perfect between us. This long distance has done nothing but put a strain on things though. Fuck ):
fml I picked my face & now I got aloe vera on my face aka I smell but I never learn my lesson
