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It’s my Birthday!Thank you to everyone who is following and enjoying my work! I super appreciate it.I’m going to be out of town all day, so I won’t be able to respond to your comments right away (I scheduled this post to go up ahead of time), but
UG having him some Crist-ass ;v (Its actually Cristice, but I was making a pun HEHEHEBHEKBKHEBKHELKJAL;KJAELKJBLKRFBLEH I’m funny)Both me and you knew this was gonna happen eventually :U@gag-me-and-spank-meStarting off the year right
mekacrap: Artrade with Grimbl u said erotica but what about this 2 lil’ cuties having her first time they’re so confused just like me doing this draw reference where actually really hard to find :| i hope u like it! ;__; I post it here cause maybe
healthysexymarriage: herbodyonmymind: How to Properly Edge Him Clipped from: http://beautifulsecrets42.tumblr.com/ Many sites on the internet talk about ruining a male orgasm but don’t actually discuss the more effective/efficient enslaving FemdomArt…
My poor Jasper ;;;w;;; and Lapiswell, I said I’ll be posting sketches, now I don’t have much time for anything else
actually…hmm let’s see, I’ve had an SU idea for a while that involves well…male humiliation XD and a giant dildo. I don’t want to reveal too much, but if you guys aren’t interested in that, plz say so and I’ll work on some other
discordianinspirit: needsmoarinpiniteu: the ‘keep your tongue inside the cup filled with soda for the longest’ game  ̄∀ ̄; I don’t understand how Hoya managed to stand it for so long and still look completely composed Well, he ate the
echat: sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore
recklessravager: gjarper: you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe
And on top of everything, I can’t help but worry my cuddle buddy here doesn’t want to take it to the next level. I don’t actually want to tbh but I can’t help it when I start getting attached to someone who treats me so kindly. I’m a dog. I’m
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Don’t care for the “surprised Patrick” meme, but this 1 actually fits and it’s funny.
When it hits you that squad quite possibly actually does not care. Even when you try and tell them that you don’t feel like they care.
I got my eyebrows shaped bc I have disposable income but they’re too thin and I’m kind of distressed about it
I don’t know what my face is doing but this lip color is called she devil and I wanted everyone to see it.
when I used to wear this sweater people would say “hah hah, that sweater is so weird” but now I’m being accused of doing casual makishima cosplay
agenderyuripetrov: NB Clan here we stand I got lipstick on my teeth in one of these pictures BUT I DON’T CARE. That was probably one of the most enjoyable evenings I’ve had in a long, long while! I love both of you so much ;3;
2017 was hard for me on levels I didn’t even know were possible. I don’t think a new year will wipe everything clean, but it never hurts to create an end point with this nonsense. Let’s hope next year is better and full of dressing
outofcontextdnd:“Please don’t f*ck the demon. Again.” - me to the wizard.
kunamathesilverfilly: archicide: a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora It’s their fedaura.
ok so like I’m drawing SU stuff and listening to music (which is what I do when I draw) and A Whole New World from Aladdin comes on and I thought it would be neat if Pearl sang that song (which doesn’t make much sense contextually but I was drawing
golvio replied to your post: waterjerk asked:i really could se…I’m really happy that somebody else thinks that Jasper’s a lot more cunning than people think. But I’m also a little curious as to why you think she’s ambitious. What made
officerdiva: “ i’m particularly excited about the jacket”
tsunadi replied to your post: “if you hate any of the dmmd fashion please unfollow me.uvu”: I WOULD WEAR THE SHIT OUT OF NOIZ’S OR AOBA’S OUTFIT i love to poke fun at the fashion but i actually really like it ;w ; my dream is to one
multipack: do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
tom-sits-like-a-whore:reasons to date meno pressure to wear pants in my presenceor any clothes at all really but it’s up to you u can be big spoon or little spoon totally your choice i’m always ready to make out aLwaYs also u don’t even have to
prettyboyshyflizzy: nodvs: yo im more salty than mad,when i was promoting my book,literally every big black tumblr i knew of except @prettyboyshyflizzy ignored me,how niggas post about blm and support black artists but don’t actually support niggas
prettyandmean: imageof1love: Guys really love doing their ladies’ hair… They just don’t want you to know it because you’ll have them do it all the time. And work is, actually involved in doing it. Wheeeeeew! How he washing her hair tho lol
fatfreefiddlefaddle: gaycism: dandridgegirl: Why is it a surprise she beat Bella and Gigi those are literally THE most boring and bland people you could’ve compared her to Ok but she’s actually a model and not an IG baddie so… literally with
Actually,you had long been crying in your heart, didnt you? But you were hiding it,that’s why you haven’t changed in…
levihanweek: Sooooo here is the long-awaited second Levihan Week! I didn’t think we would actually be able to hold another one, but thanks to our amazing new admin Iman, its happening! Keep reading for the info! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚
pomp-adourable: twopieceandabusquets: You might be autochorissexual if: You get aroused by sexual content but don’t actually want to engage in any sexual activities yourself. You masturbate, but are neutral or repulsed by the idea of having sex with
I want to travel the world with someone so we can fuck in every country.
talesofanswers: Hmph. That thing? Mieuuuu, Master used to call me “Thing” too… But Master ended up actually liking me! Does that mean Asch likes me too…? No. Mieu…
sxizzor: rhazade-waterbender: badmoonraisin: I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good but I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line Attention, followers:
alithographicaart: ucresearch: Why we need GMOs to survive climate change Genetically modified organisms get a bad rap for many reasons, but we’ve actually been genetically altering what we eat since the dawn of human history. “For 10,000 years,
glsases: buy me stuff but don’t actually buy me stuff because i’ll feel too guilty but i want stuff
instantremorse: whoredairs: harry potter hasn’t been getting a lot of recognition tonight, and i really don’t think that’s going to change much in less than an hour. we just have to remember what harry potter has done for us and how it’s been
ionlyfollowbadblogs: it’s valentines day next month and I don’t want to pressure you guys but you should probably start planning how you’re going to confess your love to me..
thegirlwhocriedfoxface: flirtyblonde: I had this happen to me last night. I highly encourage anyone who uses Kik to block him. who. does. this. Holy fucking shit. THIS is what’s wrong with society right now. How could anyone think this is okay.
misfitreindeer: thislittlecitygirl: This is probably on tumblr already, but I saw this today. All I can do is ask not are you a feminist, but why aren’t you? Feminism means that we cannot hide behind gender or sexual orientation. I was at the mall
8307) Sometimes I feel like my friends understand the concept of being trans, but don't actually understand how excruciatingly painful it is to BE trans. I went to a restaurant with one of my girl friends and our waiter said "Now, what can I get you two
truebjdconfessions: Once when my relationship was new I caught my boyfriend looking at my doll when he thought I was still downstairs. He said “I don’t like you and you don’t like me but we both like her. So I don’t make you face the wall and
crackedglass100: Haven’t listened with the sound on, but don’t actually care what she’s saying…
foxnewsofficial: i don’t know what i’d use a samurai sword for but i do know that i need one
@dawnblxde replied to your post: She clears her throat. Oop, she didn’t…Noctis vc: *Pretends not to be happy to see her return.* /Welcome back! <3 “ Okaaaay cool guy, don’t think I don’t see
sixpenceee: FORGOTTEN DARES #3: THE SHADOWSIDE Also known as “Three Kings” this game allows you to access the place known as the shadowside. It was originally posted on a forum with the title “Please don’t actually try this.” Keep reading
@scaryskeletman said: Maybe they just don’t want to be known as the person who wants a Mituna bodypillow? while not mentioning who commissioned something is a doable thing it’s kind of hard to work for somebody who stays on anon lmao and I’m
ah yes today is a good day to feel poopy
small update: I did actually make an attempt to speak to the “receipt” blog to try to clear some things up but ultimately it was a fruitless effort. Even with apologies and explainations they still seem like they’re grasping at straws to find something
actually-nico: herhmione: oh my god i really don’t wanna be the person to do this because i love uptown funk but it’s actually really really problematic…. like it’s awful and idk I feel so bad for liking it. I can’t really explain it that