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haru-dade: slaughterhousefive: Ted Cruz accidentally hitting his wife in the face not once but twice while dropping out of the Presidential race What an awkward awkward man
guys yesterday me and darfin went for a run and I was faster than him!!!! and I was less out of breath (though still dying) and then I beat him in shooting the basketball (bc that is my only talent in sports)
Live and Die
andrvw: no HOmo dude but let me feel your dick dude No homo just the tip bro
with nothing on my tongue but hallelujah
I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN DO MY LAUNDRY I HATE DOING IT
doctorspookysteinbutt: fuckyeahdementia: ‘Have you been to space? Because I’ve been to space!’ “During one crucial and deathly silent scene involving Sandra Bullock’s character’s desperate attempt to reach her vessel and avoid dying
So ready to die in class tonight~~
oh gosh, it’s almost time you guys ;u; I don’t think I got enough sleep.. but whatever, its not like sleep will help save my heart from being crushed
savantbassoonalchemist replied to your post: my mom wants to take a photo of my chi… A piece of voldemort lies inside you this is the best comment ive ever received dgshfs also mom got to 5am but died like maybe 10-20 seconds before 6am booo
askgardenbliss: frumperdimplezerydah: kororoko: 13eclaire: I still can’t believe this relationship turned into this relationship But I’m glad it did mhm. :’3
this game is hard but a lot of fun actually and super pretty aaa
cameleonsex: hahahaha..must try this pick-up line when Im out sometime hahaha I don’t expect to pick-up but dieing to see their reactions..lolol
passing-shooting-star: People be talking about Author wearing Stan’s glasses and Stan Swap/Grunks4Gramps theory but what if no war in ba sing se.What if we get a cute moment of Stan not being able to see because he doesn’t wear glasses so Author
Sickened But Curious
beautysnake: cue peridot trying to explain what a tape recorder is this was funnier in my head omg but what if it is
handsomedogs: This is Shana, a collie that lived to be twelve years old, but died still with a puppy heart 🐶
glitterweave: dustypalm: chick-fe-latio: heavens-to-murgatroid: If you don’t have me on snapchat you are missing out on some gems. “Nigga she Polish.” I DIED Oh my god😂 Please watch this omfg THIS IS SO FUNNY
Never Shall We Die
rosesmaycry: Wow im so sick that i couldnt do an edit for my first tumblr give away????? Btw stole this pic for the moment, just for when i have a new idea and i dont feel like absolute shit. But let’s cheer up for this give away!! Since the 18th
shipping-isnt-morality: Anti: stop shipping that Me: no Anti: die then Me: still no
girls-to-avoid: flipsfordaze: girls-to-avoid: cemetery-floret: girls-to-avoid: azaliadeneyos: girls-to-avoid: women say “childbirth is the worst pain”, but I doubt anything can match the emotional pain having a child you love and care for stolen
dlscourse: i know we talk a lot about the lgbt community being oversexualized by non-lgbt people and how we’re not only sex-craving, but to aro lgbt people and hypersexual lgbt people and lgbt people who just want casual sex: you’re not hurting the
hairylegsclub: Shaving is a choice, but has somehow become the norm. Whether or not I have hair on my legs shouldn’t affect social acceptability. Why should I pretend to be something I’m not? When societal standards are based on falsehood, things
Oh wow even Mr. Rogers? For shame Mr. Rogers I liked you I never thought you were a child molester or anything but now I do think it and I think I always thought it in the back of my mind too.
The U.S. Has Intervened In Syria, But Not In The Way You Think
He is going to need dental when he gets out? They can provide a doctor to cut his dick off but not fix his teeth? Trump was going to pardon him not commute.
The driver needs to serve justice for killing The President, he didn’t shoot Kennedy but he slowed down from 40 mph to almost a complete stop in front of that storm drain to take some more bullets.
pretnoirnwa: chanelmercedes: pretnoirnwa: mickeyandcompany: Upcoming Disney movies (not including Marvel) Fuck every other movie when is incredibles 2 coming out ?!!!! That’s what I’m sayyinnnggggg (but lest be real, I’m BEYOND ready for Moana
bohobeanies:dashofirish:but why are people talking about bieber getting arrested when ed sheeran saved a kitten from being put down then he posted this on instagram and he made a twitter for graham the catgraham posted a photo tooin conclusion ed sheeran
braless but flawless
nokchaduyu:Um…I am so sorry…I didn’t expect the first one to get that many notes;;;;I changed the dialogue here and there but this is a redraw of this web comic: http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=521533&no=32&weekday=sunThe
hanasaku-shijin replied to your post:I just try to copy Ivory’s character descriptions…what’s TBQFH (To Be Quite Frankly Honest?) that’s just what i thought hahaa idkOM FG IT MEANS ‘To Be Quite Fucking Honest’ bUT YOURS IS SO
I got all these cute responses from that ‘I want to ___ you’ ask thingy I reblogged just look at themAnd then I got this one and I about fucking died laughing
CHANGED MY BANNER CUZ IM FUCKING DIEING
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Okay im just gonna say that I actually dislike angst headcanons with Ruby and Sapphire like the whole what if they die or what if they dont love eachother anymore okay I HATE them dont send them to me anymore
there-was-fire-in-those-eyes: I think one of the things that attracts Sapphire to Ruby is that she surprises her.Think about it, Sapphire can literally see the future. Nothing could possibly surprise her. But Ruby is so unpredictable in both the good
fem-usa: Remember when Steven tried to dip pearl but she was so tall that Garnet had to hold him up
rebeccasugar: I drew this last year but didn’t share it… Lion 3, Story for Steven and We Need to Talk were all yet to air, and no one had seen Rose so much as open her eyes… Happy Halloween 2014
artanton: sorry i haven’t posted anything in a while but heres the gems :)
miss-nerdgasmz: Did anyone else conveniently remember after seeing how Pyrrha died(?) that Summer Rose’s body was implied to have never been found
l-sula-l: I wanted to draw a little something for @jen-iii as a thank you for making not one, but two incredible paintings for Faeverse, so here is her Gem, Hauyne! Tbh I was gonna draw her anyway cause I am literally so weak for monk themed characters
I got an ask about this vine but with Ruby and Sapphire and I have ceased to exist
jen-iii: I got an ask about this vine but with Ruby and Sapphire and I have ceased to exist
japhers: there is no explanation for this but I needed it to exist
misspolycysticovaries: i have seen a lot of pics of sapphire in lingerie but i don’t use to see ruby so bonus sapphire:
I saw someone shared their Garnet aesthetics. I have one as well but decided to share my grids for Ruby and Sapphire~ (by @likipanda
baraschino: feat. marinette’s awkward but adorable smile
terriblenerd: She may have stolen your routine, Adrien, but you can still beat her at the regionals
beach-city: “She didn’t always do what was best for her. But she always did what was best for Earth.”
troffie: ‘The Answer’ from Steven Universe is up for an Emmy so I thought I would try to post a zoomed in version of Ruby and Sapphire’s second fusion from the episode. I don’t know if any of these expressions are visible on TV but I wanted to
l-sula-l: l-sula-l: Bad Pearl~(The incredible back patch was made by @quietestcoyote! I wish I had a better picture of it but this jacket is not it’s permanent home and I’ll take proper pictures when its permanent vest is finished) IN LIGHT OF
squigglydigglydoo: babyanimalgifs: idk about you guys but I think this is the best video to ever exist posted by: @gekiomi HIS NAME IS MAMESUKE. THAT’S LIKE CALLING A DOG “BEANBOY”
rosekogane:not trying to alarm anyone but hello
HaHa dont you just love that visual storytelling device of the tea kettle whistling indicating the realization Mei has that the cryo pods have malfunctioned and defrosted leaving her teammates to die in them because it HURTS
Okay but like, imagine one of them giving the other the nickname of ‘Honey’
Brutaak hasn’t gotten her beautiful pack beast Penelope yet but soon…SOON
