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shmapey:justmyflawedlogic: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females.
phonyaries:I’m black non-binary, autistic and dealing with newly acquired cptsd (yay! /j) this year has been traumatizing as hell for me (I’m not going to get into it but there’s probably hundreds of text posts if you’re interested) and apparently
THE DRINKING HAS COMMENCED i did something called a “car bomb” or something it sounds very dangerous it’s not actually that dangerous, but it is kinda unpleasant up until the end apparently i did the best or something because Forever
OKAY SO uh i talked some at mwbf and apparently some lovely young man whose name i did not catch recorded 9hrs worth of con, which you can watch here it’s all unedited content and all one stream, so there’s some dead time, but around 2 hours
I know we’re not talking Marvel but a new issue came out and apparently Venom and Peter get body swapped with a cat and squirrel and I thought you’d like to know this canon fact(kprapture)UMMMMMMMM THEY’RE ADORABLE WTF
icaptivate: “To the beautiful belongs an endless variety. It is seen not only in symmetry and elegance of form, in youth and health, but is often quite as fully apparent in decrepit old age. It is found in the cottage of the peasant as well as the
pussyboitrainer: Date night uniform for a new boy. No, he didn’t get to wear underwear. Apparently it chafes when you go commando without pubes but not enough that it stops precum from leaking. Every day I learn something new 😈
Well apparently it's Tuesday. But not just any Tuesday...
askpun: Poor Sunshine Morning, she’s always falling asleep in the most unusual places… which apparently the stallions have misinterpreted. Artwork by TheAirgonaut Background by Boneswolbach lawl it may not be punny, but it’s still pretty
Asteroid - The Great Unknown . Wow, this band seems to be pretty awesome too. Apparently i must be a stoner and don’t even know it. And holy crap, everything about this feels 70s… (not this video, but the music and the album cover and stuff.)
Loka Nunda - God Only Knows.I was looking to see if this Gary Numan song was on youtube (apparently the regular version is not unfortunately) Found this cover though, it’s got a very different feel, but i like it.
So apparently this is Gabby McStabberson… and she’s in that new DuckTales reboot that you’ve probably heard people on the net talking aboutI’ve not seen it myself, but uhhhh. Look at her… I think no more needs to be said :D
update: so i have 3 gym badges now and im gonna try to find a poffin case cause apparently im having trouble finding one?? mmmmm and the egg hatched into a togepi of course but cynthia was not there for the birth smh
its so amusing to read the sibling s-supports and see how they side-step the “blood relation thing”turns out, none of them are blood related to corrin technically(?) amazin
styleandcurve:#GoodMorning on this sunny #mondaymorning from @karolina_rocky: ‘Apparently the girl in this picture is ugly. Her legs are too big and covered in cellulite. She is not so fit like all those girls in the magazines but yet she wears a bikini
shmapey: justmyflawedlogic: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females.
beanierhodes: theroguefeminist: Just a reminder because apparently people don’t realize this, but the rainbow gay pride flag isn’t like…a gay male pride flag? it was literally meant as a pride flag for everyone in the community. not that there’s
thechronicmasochist:Apparently. Spaghetti-O’s are not an actual meal choice. Silly millennial girls like me were never informed of this, but thankfully there’s some kind hearted old men out there to keep us healthy and in line. (Alternate caption:
Me & mother literally “fought” each other tonight after she came home drunk. And now apparently she’s sending me back to NC the 30th (or so she says). I’m not saying anymore but things aren’t peaches & daisies like
