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ask-firefly-the-raichu:Like some people don’t like raichu and that’s cool I get it but actually you’re wrong and I hate you Don’t worry! They are only mad because they can’t process the thought that raichu is better than pikachu :3c
Growing up autistic and shy: Hear music in a public place and trying so fucking hard to not walk to the beat of the song to not look awkward but actually looking more awkward by doing it
underthenerdhood: peterdrabbit: underthenerdhood: a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost So chivalry IS dead?! you win best response to this post
bob-belcher: side effects of being numb due to mental illness: not crying for weeks and weeks on end until one day, you’re breaking down over something that isn’t actually worth getting upset about not being able to tell if your feelings for people
kingcheddarxvii: Me: bless me father for I have sinned Priest: what’d u do Me: I drew myself as an anime boy Priest: that’s not a sin. Jesus loves anime Me: really? oh thank God. I brought a drawing of it actually Priest: it’s really good. I
trans-mom: Being trans isn’t about pain, suffering, or hate. It’s a journey of self discovery. All journeys have hardship, but they also have accomplishments, fun, and moments of pure joy. Be proud of yourself and don’t let people tell you that
rawboney: trashgender-neurotica: anarcho-bulbasaurism: i didn’t realize marine le pen won the french election after all France: *siphons huge “colonial debts” from the economies of North Africa* French President, in the actual year 2017: “They’re
marcitlali: 997: me the song says ft. beyonce but really it’s ft. eminem
shonensupreme: shonensupreme: Sorry but actually the “press any button” greentext story is objectively the best one
tfw everyone starts talking about venom and you get excited but actually they’re just talking about a big sweaty lookin monster guy with teeth
thepillgrums:fr i’m starting to hate the furry fandom altogether but my sona? he stays. he’s good. you live in a society furry fandom
enecoo: enecoo: xcross15: enecoo: “We shouldn’t punch nazis” What a bloody joke But you can’t punch people if they aren’t breaking any laws. That would give grounds for a criminal case against you. We should just continue not caring
pearlmarley: a-calmer-vibe: why is this happening to me? what is this teaching me? Perfect As long as op doesn’t mean this for like… Actual terrible stuff then it’s a good mindset, otherwise it’s just telling people to not
feististics: brokenly: My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes but actually, this is my life exactly.
*shy but actually a sex freak*
zootedboy: ppl think im shy cause i dont talk much in person but actually im just coolin it scanning the situation, watchin from the cut, making mental moves constantly.
hidding-in-shadows:-makes timeline for AU--plans 7 chapters of AU--write backstories for AU--still doesn’t start writing actual AU-
tacticalpineapple: holy shit this is a fucking amazing gif like that’s actually really fucking impressive
istehlurvz: It was gonna be sad but then pie alternately titles ‘Mako is 3000000% done’
musicfoundme: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me
charminglyantiquated: the ancient gentleman beside me spent the whole flight reading explicit gay erotica in large print on his kindle. we have landed and he is long gone but I will remember him as a good omen, a guiding light of following one’s heart
sugarelixir: I can’t believe Eren actually said that. I’m a translator. This is fact.
afrosomalibitch: A man who died after being tasered by police with a 50,000 volt stun gun was not breaking into property as thought but actually visiting friends for a birthday drink. Adrian Thompson became unresponsive after being bundled into a police
maximerobespierre: hey: to the young ace and/or aro ppl If you realise later that you’re actually not ace/aro, that’s OK. it doesn’t mean that you were lying to anyone, or that your identity was ever invalid orientations can be fluid and you can
musaafer: Stupidest thing ever is this infantilization of patriarchy like, “it’s boys who do those things; a ~~real man~~~ would never be that way” no listen to me, it is not little boys who crack jokes that make up patriarchy but actual grown-ass
enoughtohold: “At [company], we work on a broad range of business initiatives and objectives by leveraging a wide set of technologies and tools” why do sentences like this exist i mean i know why but why
sarkhan-volkswagen: soulofnewphyrexia: official-sciencesideoftumbler: sizvideos: Video *hacker voice* I’m in I heard about this on NPR. Apparently the adults actually get disappointed when the bot doesn’t peep back so the next model is gonna
I have a real talent for spending hooooours trying to be productive but actually accomplishing jack
the-real-seebs: jumpingjacktrash: pennyapound: Here’s the thing, Hot Fuzz is an action/comedy/thriller spoof that also happens to have a love story between two men. As in actual romantic love. How do I know? Because of Victoria. Most people who
thepoppybear: dinosaurxswag: bergamotandrose: thievinggenius: Tattoo done by Miryam Lumpini. This is the first time I’ve seen color tattoos on dark skin that actually look vibrant and pigmented!!!!! Once I was talking to a dark skinned lady who
mollyamory-again: goldenats: stars-bean: “You must be the famous Pepper Potts.”“Indeed I am.” Iron Man (2008) dir. Jon Favreau Love this scene Granted Christine is working hard to get a rise out of Pepper here, but she’s got reason to
misandry-mermaid: evasives: people keep saying that facebook makes you depressed because your friends all look like they’re having fun without you but actually i think this kind of shit is probably the greater cause of it tbh Oh my god, did all
miss-nerdgasmz: thomasbngalter: i used to think tumblr ruined my sense of humor but actually it improved since i no longer laugh at racist and sexist s**t and instead laugh at ‘egg’ I guess our sense of humor has gotten eggcellent
superbrybread: I’ve seen far too many people be like “haha that’s not how DJing actually works!”
powerburial: this is actually the scariest thing ive seen in a long time
artifiziell: artifiziell: Turquoise - first fusionfigured I should probably finish this. It’s not executed as well as I’d like but eh some music to accompany for anyone that likes that kind of thing - https://youtu.be/MPXFtXmp7os
just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
thesnappoet: littlebootymatters: Really wanna meet more black people. Not the porn pages. But actual melanated kings and queens 👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾
marxism-leninism-utenaism: psychologists: hmm, it looks like negative reinforcement/incentives are effective as temporary motivators but actually lower motivation once they’re removed. people become less interested in a thing if they were made to do
thechronicleofshe: sephezade: thereasonforthewordbitch: blackourstory: You’ve heard about it before but… here it is. In your face. It was REAL. Black people don’t make this stuff up. white ppl are the devil Never forget this fuckery. If
drinking-tea-at-midnight: your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord: local-gargoyle: we were all forced to read “classics” in school so reblog and put the one you actually ended up liking a lot and the one you can’t fucking stand in the tags my fave is
nukealyptus: blackness-by-your-side: 🌈 I’ve heard that this is called “Pinkwashing”, when a company claims to support LGBT issues to sell merch but actually don’t care.
nikiiwi: nukealyptus: blackness-by-your-side: 🌈 I’ve heard that this is called “Pinkwashing”, when a company claims to support LGBT issues to sell merch but actually don’t care. the tumblr “t” in the upper left corner of the website
afloweroutofstone: bankuei: note-a-bear: geekremix: Our country has fascism. This is the creator of rick and morty and community saying he’s not a nazi and you should too. To actually stand up and say no. The discourse is over. Nazi white nationalist
sexual-abuse-survivor-support: So this is a quick warning post: I saw the movie ‘It’ tonight and one of the characters was clearly being sexually (and probably physically) abused by her father. Now, while it didn’t show him actually abusing her,
brehaaorgana: shut-up-hippie: glumshoe: frosttrix: glumshoe: I just saw the weirdest ad on YouTube. I thought it was for a new WWII video game, but it didn’t seem to be selling anything - it looked like some kind of weird pro-Poland propaganda
itswalky: spankzilla85: tyrantisterror: Yesssssssssss As someone who was forced to watch this shit-ass movie by @inferiorrodan I have been waiting for this. hi we tried to plug perceived holes but actually made things worse: the movie
katedrawscomics: you might think this is a cat, but actually it is
ruelukas22: tiktokarchive: The best about this is she clearly planned this but actually seeing it made her crack up so hard she could barely get the timing right for the second bit.
harmless-hobbit: harmless-hobbit: Ok, so, as most know hobbits LOVE mushrooms, but what if they love ALL mushrooms, even the poisonous ones. What if a hobbit’s body is able to handle more of the poison and it doesn’t affect them at all. And they love
tymorrowland: clarissamansplainsitall: wendyhsiao: can anyone actually name a single personality trait of mcu black widow Barren likes peanut butter on white bread
:realcleverissues:slugmata::Today in “They tried to make anti-communist propaganda but actually just made communism look super fucking dank.”I call this one ‘Kshama Leading the People’Having a guillotine called “Head Tax” would
sonechkaandthedynamos:what language did you learn in school and can you actually speak it?
liquidstar:sirkibbles:official-kircheis:ksylofonimandariini:official-kircheis:liquidstar:liquidstar:“you are tearing me apart lisa” is such a raw line, you could read it in an ancient greek tragedy or a hardcore yaoi doujinshi but actually
manywinged:manywinged:one of the worst feelings in the world is when you’re playing a game with dialogue choices and none of the options are something you want to say. like i know it’s not me, it’s the character i’m playing, but
