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Fooling around had always been a chore to me before. Not that I didn’t enjoy it, but actually getting around to it took lots of effort. But not with my big brother. I was eager to please him all the time. I wanted to be his little sex toy.
Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I made this late at night so it might not be funny now, but I dunno– I think the world might actually be a better place with Mrs. Hudson ruling it.
mature-ns: bralessfree: Well, yes - those are a bit exreme. But actually, there is not much you can do to prevent your nipples from getting thick and your boobies from getting saggy. What will not help: BRA - you could whip them into shape - but bra
averageisnotenough: See babe, he’s got a full hand length over you. Its not that I like him more, or that he’s better at sex…actually, he kind of is…but the main thing is, he’s bigger than you, and I know you won’t like hearing it, but size
Joanna Page in the British romantic comedy film ‘Love Actually", 2003. This is the most graphic moment, but actually she does not have sex in the film.
One day I’ll finish this… one day More importantly, I ordered my cintiq! I hope I get it by Fridayish c: I’ll probably finish this one in markers, actually, and not the cintiq. This post started as a post about getting my cintiq but
This is EXACTLY what Castellla suggested Something about tied up and the happiest Homura I could possibly draw… I think Actually now that I think about it, this isn’t what she suggested. Reusing my favorite line of dialogue though, yay
briannabeacher: lingeriesheaven: legwearheaven good time of year for wool sweater n leg warmers on top of a radiator = = = actually not that cold here 7 deg C which is 44 F but high humidity. not raining now but everything wet n dripping
cartoonyworld: I’ve legit wondered this though When you become an actual part of the crew of an ongoing show, do you literally have to give up making said art for that show and sharing it publicly, especially the nsfw ever again (till the show ends)?
Yo I’m 100% okay with furry porn, but can someone please explain to me why there is ACTUAL LIVE BEASTIALITY PORN ON MY DASH LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
swaetshrit: Reposting this because I think it’s actually one of my best paintings ever. I wasn’t that happy about it at first because it had taken so long I was utterly sick of looking at it. But it’s grown on me over time, and I am actually quite
Spoilers!Wow! I honestly did not expect to have both of those possible outcomes to mix and match, be right and be wrong. Pearl has moved on, healed and is dating someone. She is not Lapis, but holy smokes we need to know her name because I actually like
We walked by the comic book store yesterday. And we saw this new album of Tintin is out (Tintin au pays des soviets). It’s actually not a brand new album but a remastered/colored version of an old album. I can’t wait one day that they actually
thelastmellophone: espurr-roba: consultingmoosecaptain:dalekitsune: the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you
Can we Talk about the fact that there is an actual dating sim game where the characters you date are actually pigeons and not humans ok.
Anyone, that post their omo content, ever be scrolling in your dash and then quickly stop and scroll back up thinking you see yourself in a video/gif/pic but something’s off then your like “oh fuck, not again” as you realize it’s that one omo
becausetheintrovert: thelifeofatubaplayer: thelastmellophone: espurr-roba: consultingmoosecaptain: dalekitsune: the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction
indecisive-sheep-art: Aaaand I’m somewhat done for now. God this was such a pain, but so worth finishing. The skin actually looks like skin :’D Thinking of adding some tattoos when I come back. IDK Enjoy
mightykombat: ryubakusen: thelastmellophone: espurr-roba: consultingmoosecaptain:dalekitsune: the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back”
cuddlycolin: thelastmellophone: espurr-roba: consultingmoosecaptain: dalekitsune: the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t
I don’t actually think I’m ready for another relationship haha ._.“ Think I need to focus on myself even more so than I already need to. God I need a fucking job ugh but everything around here is terrible. I don’t even actually
cumberbitch-in-a-tardis: geek-on-girl: nevergrowupinwonderland: dreamerofdisney: disney-lostgirl: BUT ACTUALLY I JUST DIED This should be on every dash. It’s so perfect. This is actually making me cry. Bless this post. those are not tears,
When I’m around someone with a different accent I tend to start to talk like them and I actually have to concentrate really hard not to do it because I don’t want to offend them but sometimes I don’t even realize I’m doing it?? Does this happen
everything before this was quite serious i assure you, this is actually not just fan-service, but it genuinely helps the characters in the situation they are in. believe it or not. but this shit right here is why i read manga, it makes no fucking sense
policeghost: the idea that tony has pictures of cap a like everywhere is actually really funny….but also incredibly creeepy 8|
magpieandcompany: amongstdragons: Magpie Dragon by =grzanka AAAAA SO CUTE~ oh man this is awesome
dragonageconfessions: Confession: I honestly believe I will love inquisition no matter what. I know some people did not love 2, but I did. I know some people did not love Awakenings, but I did. I know most people loved origins, and I did too. I have
fangirlingstamper: artemispanthar: incidentally, do not google “harvestman” if you are afraid of spiders because they are terrifying. Especially do not google “harvestman cluster”. Don’t. Don’t do it. DO NOT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk0_ui0KTNg
I was really anxious at the start of the week, about what I don’t know, but the week has actually been good so far. Really good! And not, like, because of anything in particular. I just feel good, I feel ok, I don’t feel like there’s
I don’t know about you, but I’m a little tired of seeing depression/mental illness depicted as black. Why not a searing white?
antifemqueen: Everyone acts like women or people in general who are against feminism are stupid, but I think they’re very, very intelligent and courageous. Not just because I’m against feminism personally, but because not only do they actually have
punpunichu: punpunichu: Maybe not as cool as magic, but also not as fake! God, this is such a self indulgent mess. I actually just wanted to try out some stuff but then it got out of hand. Sorry for the wonkiness. Also, when I messed around with filters
Its funny how a majority of my “close” friends know i cut. They get mad when i do it, but its not like they actually try to keep me from doing it. Like “its a bad thing to do, but were not gonna help you”
sasssuhfrasss: megnesiums: jenna-la-vida: diasoleado: Why I need feminism. Everything in one thing right here Not one to reblog these kinds of posts but this is one I actually agree with The last picture *gender equality.
dalekitsune: the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested
Is having sex with someone, while their dog or cat is in the room “tacky as fuck and not attractive” (mind you, the animal is only watching, not trying to interact, but merely curious and might stand up and look but that’s it)? Is that
consultingmoosecaptain:dalekitsune: the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby
consultingmoosecaptain: dalekitsune: the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby
consultingmoosecaptain: dalekitsune: the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little
pugletto: Raise of hands how many artists here are actually really tired of people going, “I’m not a fan of x character/ship/show/ but this art is cool” consistently popping up in your feed after you upload your work because it actually sort of
meeehhh i was drawing a thing but now im not really into it anymore and im not sure what to draw instead well actually i have plenty of things to draw but i wanted to draw something halloweenie and now im just nah cause i have no ideas
I know some people are actually put off cause I’m talking about TLOK so much now, I do lose some followers whenever i talk about it and its like, I’m sorry ((but not really)) for not talking about Homestuck 24/7 I definitely have not lost
onehornywoman: I’m just not sure what to do now. My cousin’s daughter, Sandy has been sleeping with my son at his college apartment. I mean not just sex, but actually sleeping over. I know they’re good together, but he’s mine and she shouldn’t
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its p hilarious tbh but also cute dfsFFSFPSA to my poor followers: ‘stardew blogging’ means i am playing a video game and am interacting with a fake pixel wife and childrendo not be afraid, i am not actually teen pregnant