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derivethis: This kid has been staring at a picture of broccoli for about 15 minutes now He keeps zooming in and out and looking over every branch Finals week has really taken a lot out of some people
Reblog if you're one of the few people who actually like broccoli.
do-not-touch-my-food: Garlic Parmesan Roasted Broccoli
tis-superfruit: “I’m a non-Christian living the South, I can’t even go to a god damn potluck without having to thank some space fairy for the broccoli casserole, and honey, it makes me a little uncomfortable.” I’m WHEEZING. This is me at every
commander-carol:feathercut: In Japan, the broccoli in ‘Inside Out’ was replaced with green peppers, which are more universally hated by Japanese children (source)
tighttummies:Hey you guys wanna see what 200 calories looks like? This isn’t to show alternative food choices. It’s just to help visualize it. But man that’s alot of celery and broccoli and carrots! Canola oil isn’t even a whole ounce!!??
iamthemax: In Japan, the broccoli in “Inside Out” was replaced with green peppers, which are more universally hated by Japanese childrenhttp://ift.tt/1Dy2s2a
actionables: yesjezebel: actionables: mahbuddygreg: thesassycat: Went on a helicopter ride over the forest today and took this nice pic :) This is a vegetable No can’t you read, that is a helicopter view over the forest lmao That’s broccoli
fireandblood90: today-im-obsessed: shadowhunting-since1234: tis-superfruit: “I’m a non-Christian living the South, I can’t even go to a god damn potluck without having to thank some space fairy for the broccoli casserole, and honey, it makes
altruisticmisanthrope: broccoli floret crowns are better than flower crowns
sunflower-mama: slim-and-svelte: garden-of-vegan: Stir-fried broccoli, carrots, and zucchini, brown rice, and teriyaki peanut tofu. yes pls okmfg Gonna make this right fuckin now watch me
sadisticprofessor: shejla24: these daddy blogs be thirsty for anything, you could post broccoli and someone will write a long ass paragraph like “this tight little piece of vegetable slut is obviously desperate for daddys hard thick cock pumping into
Panda Express: Chow Mein, Broccoli beef, and Orange Chicken.
I want me some chicken broccoli alfredo
kelsiefag: This kid has been staring at a picture of broccoli for about 15 minutes now He keeps zooming in and out and looking over every branch Finals week has really taken a lot out of some people
best-of-funny: slothsplease: quinsee: the moms face is too real they nailed that ’ the hell you mean you don’t eat broccoli?’ X
archatlas: Miniature Calendar Tatsuya Tanaka Everyone must have had similar thoughts at least once. Broccoli and parsley might sometimes look like a forest, or the tree leaves floating on the surface of the water might sometimes look like little boats.
seriousjones: my favorite thing about this post is how many people are getting mad at it. this was from a show on a Saturday morning block of G-rated television for children meant to make 6-year-olds hate him, in a transparently “I love broccoli
aspiringtrophyhusband: attack-on-stupid: kavaeric: are you even trying “per 100 calories” isn’t a proper method of measurement. you’d need to eat around 3 cups of broccoli just to get 100 calories and 11 grams of protein. Lol #nutrition
youngblackandvegan: ladyknucklesinshape: youngblackandvegan: A nice steaming plate of vegan Tikka Masala, with roasted broccoli and cauliflower and falafel I assume a random recipe will appear? This looks so good. it WAS really good lol here’s
veganpizzafuckyeah: A slice of the vegan pizza I made tonight (w/ garlic, onion, broccoli, mushrooms, banana&jalapeno peps, Sriracha, mozza&cheddar Daiya, nutritional yeast, cracked black pepper, and various other spices.) (-:
vegan-yums: Vegan Broccoli & Seitan Pizza from Ethos Vegan Kitchen by sciencensorcery on Flickr.
veganfood: Roasted Broccoli and Cauliflower Sandwich with Giardiniera and Onion Barbecue Sauce by Mr. Tender Branson on Flickr.
veganfoody: Orange Marmalade Glazed Tempeh with Broccoli and Black Rice
iloveoatmealandpeanutbutter: This lunch bowl was a bomb! Falafel balls, couscous, a small avocado and hidden under this lots of broccoli and carrots. Soon it’s time for easy 10k.
tonedbellyplease: iloveoatmealandpeanutbutter: This lunch bowl was a bomb! Falafel balls, couscous, a small avocado and hidden under this lots of broccoli and carrots. Soon it’s time for easy 10k. that looks great!
im-horngry: Broccoli - As Requested!
lucyandthedaze: altruisticmisanthrope: broccoli floret crowns are better than flower crowns Fuckin cutie
adjectivevegan: Raw Vegan Zucchini Lasagna Raw Lasagna with Cilantro Pesto, Sun-dried Tomatoes & Marinated Veggies Quesadilla Lasagna Living Lasagna Raw Tropical Fruit Lasagna Lasagna with Cashew Cheese & Broccoli Sun-Dried Tomato Pesto Ultimate
altruisticmisanthrope: broccoli floret crowns are better than flower crowns Goddess
scotiacorinne: Turkey cutlets from @gardein, lemon chive mashed potatoes and roasted broccoli and carrots with daiya, breadcrumbs and nutritional yeast. I spoil myself #vegan What’s the gravy? Omg it looks so good
Super excited about how this turned out. Ginger sesame tofu with udon noodles, broccoli mushrooms shallots green onion red bell peppers red chilies I marinated the tofu for two days and the flavor was much better
caitlinschaos: Dinner tonight: grilled chicken, carrots, broccoli, onion, garlic and spinach all cooked in vegetable broth and soy sauce ☺️No filter, the veggies really are that bright and fresh!
clearlypositive: I work in a pizza place and we took our chicken broccoli alfredo off the menu. Then this happened.
commander-carol: feathercut: In Japan, the broccoli in ‘Inside Out’ was replaced with green peppers, which are more universally hated by Japanese children (source)
twinien: Welcome to Panera where the managers make penis’ out of bread, and associates will mistake chicken noodle for Broccoli Cheddar and mix it. @panera-worker
projectcatzo: 2009 Chopped basket: peanut butter, beef tenderloin, apples, and marshmallows 2016 Chopped basket: goat thymus gland, broccoli jello, sweat from Ted’s armpits, and red onions
thathighguy: broccoli-goblin: finofilipino: Wait for the master. The amount of confidence oozing from this dude Wow
overtheunderpass: look at this dog eating this broccoli
hailgun: I LOVE broccoli. Ja też kocham brokuły, o ile są z daleka ode mnie i nie śmierdzą po swojemu. Jeśli ja się nie ładuję na ich grządkę z butami, to co te małe kurwy robią u mnie w kuchni, hę?
thefitty: sleepingwithghosts: broccoli and red pepper quesadillas (click the photo to get the recipe) (via imgTumble)
callmemikeg: Bro Pizza - Chicken, Broccoli Pesto, and Oat Topped Crust
annieanemone: Delicious veggie sandwich with broccoli sprouts, spinach, tomato, avocado, and spicy cayenne hummus on toasted 21 grain bread :)
elefantsarevegan: my second experiment with healthy pizza: a spelt crust, topped with broccoli-potato sauce, tomatos, leek, scrambled tofu, basil and balsamic vinegar. it was so good!!
eatcleaneatclean: : The Little Beet’s Charred Broccoli || The Iron You yum
The dove once asked for pictures of my food. Here is broccoli, ground turkey,a couple eggs, and half a tomato with oinon powder, cumin, and garlic cooked in topped with avocado.
You guys cannot trump my baller breakfast/brunch this morning. Scrambled eggs with broccoli, salsa, and shredded mexican cheese. Oh, and bacon avocado toast on sunflower seed bread. I win all the awards for this!
alittlebithobbity: My big, beautiful broccoli plant has finally started forming a head.
Breakfast today: pizza eggs. So this is broccoli, eggs, pizza sauce (with no added sugar I might add) and basil pesto with quinoa topped with cheddar cheese. Therefore I have pizza for breakfast. 🍕
That feel when you ate crappy the last two days and you finally have some vegetables and the broccoli tastes so amazing
foodie-next-door: Broccoli and White Cheddar Mac & Cheese.
This kid has been staring at a picture of broccoli for about 15 minutes now He keeps zooming in and out and looking over every branch Finals week has really taken a lot out of some people
sharoosparents: greaterthanorequalto: Drinking more water, eating my veggies, and being more active are my 2014 New Year’s Resolutions. What are yours? Here’s a healthy broccoli man to motivate you to succeed. Make it a good year!!! Artwork by Alyssa
vegan-yums: lemony blackened broccoli vegan pizza / recipe
cellularemergence: The number of spirals on the head of Romanesco broccoli is a Fibonacci number. How cool is that? It’s a natural fractal and is high in nutrients……This is on my list to grow and eat!
