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breakfastburritoe: layin down those sick burns to help humanity
breakfastburritoe: dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
breakfastburritoe: obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA
breakfastburritoe: i like tall guys bc theyre closer to jesus
breakfastburritoe: ordon-village: stunningpicture: Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars. This is transcendental. THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS
breakfastburritoe: michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert
breakfastburritoe: ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me
breakfastburritoe: wwworldwide: lets pray for the people going though their scene phase right now
breakfastburritoe: do you ever get second hand happiness like someone is happy so you’re happy bc they’re happy
breakfastburritoe: I really like u but you are an ocean and I’m just a more impressive ocean with cooler and stronger sharks
breakfastburritoe: *drinks water to avoid talking*
breakfastburritoe: dog for president. no wars. only tail wagging. and smiles. dog.
breakfastburritoe: i blew him away with my knowledge of jesus christ our lord and savior hallelujah god bless
breakfastburritoe: Can’t wait to make these for Santa
breakfastburritoe: do you ever get secondhand happiness like someone is happy so you’re happy bc they’re happy
breakfastburritoe: Fall in love with someone who treats you like kanye treats kanye
breakfastburritoe: how do you think obama feels about sharing a house with cory
breakfastburritoe: you know when you get new toothpaste and youre like “aww yeah this mouth gon be hella fresh”
breakfastburritoe: old macdonald had a farm *bastille voice* eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh
breakfastburritoe: 50 shades is an inaccurate title I could throw much more than 50 shades about that book
breakfastburritoe: its weird how you can be alone but not lonely and how you can be lonely when you’re not alone
breakfastburritoe: why are mosquitoes a thing do they even pay taxes
