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darkinternalthoughts: mapsontheweb:“Australia’s birth certificate” : Joan Blaeu’s Archipelagi Orientalis Sive Asiaticus , the earliest known map of Australia and New Zealand. Follows Tasman’s voyages of 1642-43 and 1644, on which Australia’s
exceptionals: me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse: u cant-me: i have the receipt *hands them my birth certificate*nurse: no problem come right this way
unfollowlng: seenaill: unfollowlng: If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the
canadad: just-shower-thoughts: Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings. how and where can i return myself
finmeister: MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS
yall: One of my Asian friends goes by an American name but his official birth certificate name is wooshin or something like that and whenever a sub tried to reads that he’ll just go “it’s pronounced kevin”
princesscrownemoji:A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt
pxlestine:Jerusalem,Israeli forces stop a number of school students in the Old City of Jerusalem and check their birth certificates, a little while ago.Archive Photo That’s a little girl! That’s someone’s little angel! There is no
princesscrownemoji: A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt
peetababy:u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99
butthurtbandboys: your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory
blaxkdreams: kimberariel: aforethot: empowered00: A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old. According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave
peetababy: u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99
radical-illusion: peetababy: u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99
fakefurry: ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS : a birth certificate with 1990-1999
genericlatino: via The Dallas Morning News, A Border Patrol agent reads the birth certificate of Alejandro, 8 — the only thing he brought with him as he and others crossed the Rio Grande near McAllen recently. Alejandro is one of more than 52,000
itssamnotsammi:Donald Trump’s birth certificate is probably an apology letter from the condom factory
elitewifi: finmeister: MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS
listen, all I’m sayin’ is that until we see the birth certificate we can’t be sure that Obama wasn’t born in Mobius
Until I have Mitt Romney's birth certificate in hand I refuse to believe that he wasn't born in the fourth circle of Hell.
itsdeepforhappypeople: princesscrownemoji:A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt Can I return myself
discount-supervillain:listen, all I’m sayin’ is that until we see the birth certificate we can’t be sure that Obama wasn’t born in Mobius
yall: One of my Asian friends goes by an American name but his official birth certificate name is wooshin or something like that and whenever a sub tries to read that he’ll just go “it’s pronounced kevin”
1sabel: Today in geometry, this guy was going on a rant about how we waste paper and it’s killing trees and I was getting really annoyed and turn around and yell “YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE WAS A WASTE OF PAPER!” and the class got really quiet and
