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iggymogo: via lstarlet My bees wouldn’t stay out of my dog’s watering bowl and not only were they annoying her but they were drowning in large numbers. At first I tried using a bird bath and changed the water twice a week for my bees, but never
1of2dads: What do you say when your mom catches you and your dad sucking each others dick? We already used the birds and bees excuse years ago when she caught us naked. Poor dad was freaking out, she was screaming divorce, and child abuse. She was packin
I thought the “birds and bees” talk was embarrassing enough when my parents insisted on my brother and I dressing up nicely for it and both being present (without telling us why beforehand, naturally). And, of course, there was the fact that
springflingclopfolio: The Spring Fling Clopfolio: Available Now! The entire team here behind the PWYW Spring Fling Clopfolio 2016 is proud to announce its release! Boy, do these naughty ponies know about the birds and bees… Free Edition (Ũ)
henrycavills: in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
pro-bees-anti-feminism: lizwuzthere: thesmithian: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s a woman in a burka, and…she’s fighting the…Taliban, one book and pen at a time. Introducing Burka Avenger, Pakistan’s first animated superheroine, who,
dutchster: Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?
drakestories: DAILY REBLOG drakestories: I may have been 18 and already knowing all about the birds and bees but Dad insisted on sitting me down for a father-son talk and showing me how to use a condom. “Don’t want you getting any girls pregnant,”
frankiechemical: The best things in life are free But you can keep them for the birds and bees I’ll be on cam soon with my new account (for the first time, whoop!!)
cleanmoralpolite: A sneaky peeky from Ella Nova’s Stockings. Stay tuned for the full video on Bird and Bee Studios!
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spoliamag: “Bees are the smallest of birds. They are born from the bodies of oxen, or from the decaying flesh of slaughtered calves; worms form in the flesh and then turn into bees. Bees live in community, choose the most noble among them as king,
smithsonianlibraries: We close pollinator week with this animated tribute to the bees, bugs, birds, bats, and others who make life a little sweeter. Original from Maria Sibylla Merian’s Raupen wunderbare Verwandelung und sonderbare Blumennahrung ,
childrenofhigherbeings: “Son your mother and I think you’re ready for a talk about the birds and bees, do you think you’re ready for dad’s talk? Mom won’t be home for another hour.”
zelia-girlfriemp: coelasquid: thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. “baby birds are called ‘bees” @thermodynamiclawyer
destiny-islanders: DiZ watched this kid beat off ACTUAL BEES with a plastic baseball bat, deliver mail to birds, and juggle a giant ball in the air for the amusement of little children and STILL ordered Riku to steal his beach vacation money DO NOT
myvintagespace:“Adorable elves who help nature run… with magical wands that make them more fun!”“Herself the Elf lives in a magical land tucked in a forest where tall trees stand. It’s where birds and bees live happy as
ultrafacts: (Fact Source) Honeyguides are named for a remarkable habit to guide humans to bee colonies. Once the hive is open and the honey is taken, the bird feeds on the remaining wax and larvae. Follow Ultrafacts for more facts
henrycavills: in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and stuff fly into your room what the heck
i-jupiterpluto: be nice to plants. pet grass. dont step on bugs. feed birds. give water to flowers. don’t hurt bees. tell trees they are cute and confident. tell yourself you are cute and confident. help people. be nice to the earth.
absolutelynaughty:handie-motion:So glad Mom taught me about the birds and bees 😍😍😍
vangoghspeach: concept: you and me, sitting on a field of flowers. talking about out favorite music and about bees. birds whistling in the background. everything is okay.
Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?
deadbadgers:i want to get my own place in the middle of nature where i can garden and help the animals in every way i can. i’d put bird feeders, bee watering stations, i’d have a huge garden for the bees and for the deer and other herbivores, ahhhh~
