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schoompy: iguanamouth: birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist??? fuckin crazy ass bobbleheaded tiny motherfuckin i dont even things that dont make any sense dragon faced jesus christ is that a duck some kind of prehistoric nonsense
heteroglossia: “My brother used to ask the birds to forgive him; that sounds senseless but it is right; for all is like the ocean, all things flow and touch each other; a disturbance in one place is felt at the other end of the world.” — Fyodor
mnkgb-blogspot: inniecity: Mmm… two birds in the hand is better than one in the bush…? mnkgb-blogspot things I like reblogged from other Tumblr users. I invite all submissions & you can remain anonymous or if you like, I will plug your
smolaroart: i finally finished drawing out this thing for that one au i thought up where when, in Giant Woman, Steven is eaten by a bird instead of being alright he retreats into his gem and Opal stays fused because she blames herself for Steven being
doctorglasgowart: Headcanon that birdmom likes the TASTE of things, she just doesn’t like the process of actually EATING. So something like this happens. now I have a head canon of her feeding steven like a bird mom :|
callmepo: Bird mom needs some love too - behold TANK PEARL! Been a trying and busy day and this was the only thing I was able to doodle today. @slbtumblng
sinccubi: Winter Birds Moment (February Patreon Winner!)Sometimes things don’t go as planned…what will Winter do Now~? three way im hoping~ ;9
splatoonus:Is the bird the word with Team Chicken, or will Team Egg get things cracking? Splatfest starts this Friday, 3/9, at 8:00pm PT! cuties! <3
vickisigh: airdicks: freshyellowbananas: this is literally the best thing ever Armin’s fucking voice holy shit he never even got to learn about the birds and the bees
gs-goldstarz: kropotkindersurprise: 2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video] #the freedom bird has rejected him
snowhitebirb: Apollo, the bird that has to bite every single thing she sees
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shiinsart: Patreon benefactor request of @jaehthebird‘s lovely busty bird with my elf oc Rigar trying unsuccessfully to get… things. http://www.patreon.com/shiinhttp://shiinsart.net/shiin/http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user/shiin/profile
wontongod replied to your post:gonna kill two birds with one fucking stone and… can u gif elizabeth for me i love that fucking thing gladly.
btw that bird chocolate fountain thing is apparently a scene from the movie Jack and Jill
goatygoatyeah: thepopoteam: Ok most tumblr controversies I completely ignore (either accidently or purpousely) but this fucking CGI CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN BIRD??? HOW DARE U POST THAT, CUM SLUT!!!! thing is fucking killing me and I can’t take it Like
i think i just like drawing things flipping the bird
perpetualvelocity: becausebirds: “My parrot is a squeaky toy” [via Facebook] This is the only thing you need to teach a bird
ponett:the chocolate fountain bird was the funniest thing that will ever happen on tumblr. people spent so much time arguing over whether or not the gifs were real and we got that CLASSIC copypasta out of it but the ultimate punchline was that no one
“Rise up this mornin’ Smiled with the risin’ sun Three little birds Pitch by my doorstep Singin’ sweet songs Of melodies pure and true Saying’, (this is my message to you) Singing’ don’t worry ‘bout a thing
askfluttershyandpinkiepie: Time for OOC. Okay, let’s kill a billion birds with one stone here. Depending on how you look at things, sure I’m ‘back’. That said, any updates will posted at a far slower pace than they used to be way back when. Thanks~
adurot:spaceforceranger:gs-goldstarz:kropotkindersurprise:2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]#the freedom bird has rejected
fimflamfilosophy:I used to own parakeets, and while they were adorable birds, their “birdsong” seemed composed almost entirely of guttural, angry sounding noises..Had a little trouble keeping things the proper sizes in this comic!…wat oO;;
ask-oceanbird: Ocean Bird: Wow, Canterlot Gardens. I’ve never been here before~ I’m just gonna admire the most beautiful thing here~<3 @annualponyprom :3
aruarlert: sometimes i see posts about snk characters that aren’t armin and the first thing that goes through my mind is something along the lines of that bird tweet except instead of ‘me’ it’s like “i am feel uncomfortable when we are not
vic-draws-sometimes:Sleeping habits Sam is obviously an early bird “there’s no such thing as early, you’re either on time or late” Bucky was always woken up by Steve, the military, hydra, nightmares, kids playing… the dude sleeps as much
epiccabinet: yungterra: i have this fucking thing i do where i just imagine a hypothetical tumblr post and i get angry about it ? ? what the fuck like earlier i imagined someone posting a picture of a bird in a suit with a lil american flag pin with
therealerme: The next guy who strolls past here, poking me with his finger through the bars and chuckling about wanting to hear the caged bird sing as if it’s the most clever and original thing I’ve ever heard is gonna get such a… well… such
jinxamataz: commissarcuddles: hexane-nightmares: Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them. How was this even caught on camera? did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair
ineptshieldmaid: the-future-now: Yes, electricity-free air conditioning is a real thing — and it kills two birds with one stone. Follow @the-future-now Oooh. So apparently it’s not just that the cool air comes in from outside - otherwise you could
positivedoodles: [drawing of a blue and white bird next to a caption that says “I wish you lots of time to do things that make you happy.” in red text.]
ramnadime: the institute of contemporary art in boston has this birdcage thing you can go in and read books WITH BIRDS REAL BIRBS
alrightevans: just some little pride and prejudice (2005) things i love the sense of chaotic female energy in the Bennet household the sound of tinkling piano music and bird song and giggling when Jane tries to pull a ‘not all men’ on Lizzy but
glitterdustedwren: fluffenchops: fluffenchops: glamourcat28: thehotgirlproject: gluten-free-pussy: Can animals actually dance to music? Is that a thing because every time my friend puts on music her bird goes nuts and starts swaying and chirping
0operson: aprilslady: Crowley really just dedicates his immortality to flipping the bird to the Four Horsemen doesn’t he? Crowley: Oh I haven’t bought petrol for the Bentley for 60 years because paying for things is undemonicPollution: How dare
celticpyro: glumshoe: fugdamatriarchy: failnation: My captain friend sent me this photo. Saudi prince bought ticket for his 80 hawks. Nice Apparently falcon passports are a mandatory thing throughout Arabia. You have to appreciate the irony of birds
poorchrysalis: prussia seizes the silesia region austria later receives a note via messenger bird “before you say i am stoling this land let me explain you a thing”
rosewhore: heyfunniest: Things to know for no reason. imagine if humans were weighed the same way as birds
falloutconfessions: “I want the next game to be set in Seattle. I think the Pacific Northwest would be an amazing change in setting.” img http://falloutconfessions.tumblr.com/ I think Seattle, or any place north really, would be pretty cool. Although
kyuubeymon: the-milk-eyed-mender: pigeonfancier: bluelightseven: ufansius: Shoebill (Balaeniceps rex) When people need to be convinced of the whole “birds are dinosaurs, no really" thing, the Shoebill here is who gets pulled up. JEEZ,
cotetr: Happy bird mom on a dad sweater.Things I didn’t know I needed until we got them
waste-of-paper: Gay bird trying to learn the Human Guitar so she can write a song and woo her big pink gf, because she’s into this sort of thing?? Also considering “dropping out of community college”, whatever that means…
araneapeixes: of course the first steven universe thing im drawing is this gay bird(this is mostly a v quick coloring experiment between commissions, but yaaaay i can draw again!!)
weaselworks: pigeon-toed bird momma I kinda love that rebeccasugar draws her characters wearing jeans from time-to-time, and I make it no secret that I got a thing for jeans. And feet. And feet in jeans..!! ❤
cherrysbutt: did a little blinky thing of bird mom ;3;
OK so no one asked but I want to share my reasoning behind making Rose a Pink-Headed Duck when I drew the Gems as birds. It was partially because it was a duck, which fit in with the duck (Rose) + beaver (Greg) = platypus (Steven) thing I was doing and
legray: Cell painting of Pearl from Steven Universe.I haven’t drawn any of the gems yet, so maybe I’ll figure out how to do more challenging things with them in the future. Gotta love Bird Mom.
celestialpancakes: callmepo: Bird mom needs some love too - behold TANK PEARL! Been a trying and busy day and this was the only thing I was able to doodle today. @opalesbian
ttotheaffy: Gyyr (jeer) Hatch from eggs Like a faun/angel/gryphon thing (actually descended from gryphons) Can use simple magic Based on birds (whitewings - falcons, jewelwings - parrots, brownwings - sparrows) There are others, and they can be based
paul-line: I colored the sketch because why the fuck not i have a thing for bird mom carrying fun mom
tomato-bird: Just think about the life you’ll have together after the war Had some ideas for a WWII!AU with Pearl and Rose being part of the WASPs so I doodled some things, also testing out my new brushes! Bonus: Have a top hat Pearl á la Marlene
funkgamut: Here’s this thing I made since i love blind boxes and capsule toys! Getting really excited for next week’s episodes, like hoooooo boy. Bonus pearls bc well, ya’ll know how much i love bird friends
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daddysbottom: A father’s responsibility to his son never ends. Even when he’s ready to start dating, he may still need you to teach on the finer things. Oh sure, you’ve told him all about the birds and the bees. But he will still need you to teach
Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two
yelyahwilliams: miamiacoda: ourpoeticlives: oculousreparo: fuckmegentlywitha2x4: brock-obama: Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then
nemfrog:“Things that snakes do not do.” Hypnotize birds, milk cows, jump at people. Snakes. 1949.
robotjoe: its that bird from that thing
![gs-goldstarz: kropotkindersurprise: 2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video] #the freedom bird has rejected him](https://64.media.tumblr.com/cd7c0e1ab22412b9486941b25ba17d91/tumblr_nz43dqVWhO1tsf68ao2_250.gif)
![perpetualvelocity: becausebirds: “My parrot is a squeaky toy” [via Facebook] This is the only thing you need to teach a bird](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_96e5ee5b912e_128.png){kind=avatar}
![positivedoodles: [drawing of a blue and white bird next to a caption that says “I wish you lots of time to do things that make you happy.” in red text.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/99fec325953e339d8cf6577728d43495/tumblr_obwvxjY7lV1rpu8e5o1_250.png)
