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bird-of-hermes: gingerkyuketsuki: Unbelievably hesitant to post this because I can’t draw for shit but here’s a thing I made THIS IS INCREDIBLE OMG
chickensandwich: ticklemebmo: Birds do this to simulate rain…The sound of rain makes stuff like worms come out of the ground. Easy meal. Tricky, feathery little shits. nah these birds on the hunt for women. they are in the club two steppin like “girl
crimzonlogic: cracked: Birds evolved from dinosaurs, and one crazy bird species never forgot. Why the Cassowary Is the Most Terrifying Animal Ever HOLY SHIT THEY ARE THAT FREAKING TALL I THOUGHT THEY WERE LIKE TWO FEET TALL BUT NOPE There should be
itsalburton: thanris: fat bird bullying my doggo @indirispeaks @degeneratemagicalcatgirl @ocress this cheeky little shit bird
comeupkid415: lolfactory: The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”. This is one of the best things iv seen today
mermaid613: tardis-to-terabithia: mememaster: I almost thought it was real Shit. I thought the bird was real and then i read the comment and was like “that is one dumb ass bird. that stuff isn’t even real.” then i realized that the bird was
bird-motif: theoeuvre: marypassw: Xena: Warrior Princess holy shit this set -sweats in gay-
extcyst: fat pieces of shit in my backyard
thebuttz0ne: cute bird feets
tardis-to-terabithia: mememaster: I almost thought it was real Shit. I thought the bird was real and then i read the comment and was like “that is one dumb ass bird. that stuff isn’t even real.” then i realized that the bird was fake too. this
wuffinarts: antidev: I did it. holy shit dude
pennaraptor:baby chickens always saying shit like “peebeebeebeep”
shooting4ownhand: mama-bird: qbits: A hard on is worth four times as much as a newborn. Pretty much sums up the rest of the bullet points, no? That last statistic was fucking disgusting… and people STILL call women who complain about the price of
jaycosmicpower: strawberrytop007: hyperwolf: livelife-havefun-partyhard: Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…
fuckyeah-nerdery: cranzerries: cranzerries: I dream to someday run a companies twitter Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?
bird-bat:crowdsourceinspiration:“Forsaken Touch”; photography by Sito Alvina, chalk Art by Joel Esguerrathis some real life anime shit
oziomathewicked:My Mom used to make fun of my lips cause they’re not as full as everyone else in my family. She’d call me Tweety Bird Lips and talk about how I had white people lips. Everyone would laugh but it was uncomfortable for me and made me
jthommy13:mr-early-bird: Tyler getting booked for “starting a riot/vandalism” when he was actually just doing a concert No black Rock stars allowed
naturally-naturaal: nevaehtyler: Lmfaooo a bird shit on his face and he lost it pls unmute this 😂
tumblurred-lines-90: fuckyeah-nerdery: cranzerries: cranzerries: I dream to someday run a companies twitter Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars? I WILL NOW REBLOG THIS EVERY
harrysgettinhead: i hope a bird shits on andy samuels every single time he walks outside
deelekgolo: birds that bob their head back and forth and peep really fast when they fly away 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there
jansport: Yep, those birds are spinning. oh my god I thought I drank tsoo muchs alcohol
mysubmissivekisses: blackfemalejesus: radicalbehavior: black—lamb: nigeah: elionking: “My grandmother loved you at first when she met you… BOOOOOOUY! why dating white people is not worth it He said Bird shit!!!!!
kerlinteama: misstaylorsaid: coconutsheabutters: tashabilities: What does he do when it rains? Gorgeous What if a bird shits on it? Very important questions. 🙇🏽
badficniverse: From the fanfic “Birds don’t have arms”
Tbh sitting here at work looking at theses elderly I find the shit I’m stressed about small like fr. This new job an new car got me feeling like I can do more shit. An all that other shit for the birds. I just wanna go into 2019 w/ a clean slate. No
90sgeekchic:og-yowse:nigeah:elionking:“My grandmother loved you at first when she met you… BOOOOOOUY! I gotta use that bird shit one when them white boys try to be cool with that N-word though Look at this LOL
fat-birds: npr: culturenlifestyle: Adele Renault Paints Incredibly Realistic Pigeon Portraits Adele Renault is an artist focused on painting stunning realistic portraits of pigeons and humans on giant murals and small canvases. This series features
Immer wenn ich dich seh' ist mein Aggressionslevel auf Flappy Bird
bingtoolbar: tardis-to-terabithia: mememaster: I almost thought it was real Shit. I thought the bird was real and then i read the comment and was like “that is one dumb ass bird. that stuff isn’t even real.” then i realized that the bird was
australiansanta: going to an all boys school was surreal like I just remembered one time a bird shitted right next to me on sport day and I said “ew” and some guy was like “ew? wtf? are you gay? like for real?” like lmfao I must have missed the
memeufacturing: i want to punch whoever said “kill two birds with one stone”. how about you kill no birds asshole. how about you leave birds alone you piece of shit
happyds: CLICK ME I MOVEDave doing bird shit REBLOG FOREVER CUTECUTECUTE
bird-bum: If this isn’t the truest shit I’ve read all week
yesterday my bestfriend and i were walking across the street and a bird shit on my head and we literally both started bawling and ran to the nearest bathroom and she cleaned it out of my hair for me while in tears both from laughter and sadness and if
bird-strider: for my english class we had to make movie trailers for lord of the flies. i got my boyfriend to help me whip up this piece of shit and i got a hundred on it. i was the only one in my class who got a hundred
syb3rstrife: becausebirds: This really rare bird, the Lava Gull, has a hilarious laugh. Also acts like every other gull hustling for handouts. [full clip on youtube]
“I drop unexpectedly, like bird shit.”
![syb3rstrife: becausebirds: This really rare bird, the Lava Gull, has a hilarious laugh. Also acts like every other gull hustling for handouts. [full clip on youtube]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d679599af08a376d27dc923c6a63aa73/7ed17e4a8fea409f-6f/s512x512u_c1/454148cdc3cbf0b2bf0f6fbbce0b70bda2fa9c83.png)
