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Running out of boxes, so I’m wondertrading Vulpixes away! Let the Bidoofs roll in! If you want one, my friend code is 1005-9015-5659; most are modest nature, and quite a few have Flare Blitz. I’m about 550-600 eggs in here… qq
bidoof: tumblr is having like a clickbait renaissance right now i’ve never seen clickbait this good in my life
bidoof: dwinkus: bidoof: homestuck ruined my life matt you big baby you never even read homestuck you don’t need to smoke cigarettes to suffer from second hand smoking
bidoof: exeggutor: bidoof: exeggcute and exeggutor’s english names always pissed me off and confused me cause exeggcute’s name is a pun of “execute” and i guess they wanted the word “cute” in it but then exeggutor DOESN’T have the c even
bidoof: furry firefighter (they’re wearing a fire fighter uniform over a dalmation fursuit): *picks up the hose* OwO what’s this?? *sprays it at a burning building* :3!!!!
bidoof: mooserattler: jjflow: freshrosemary: allthelittlebeagles: moonblossom: mooserattler: Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it. How can I say no to such a great photo and such
bidoof: this is my favorite “clickbait about hackers” picture
bidoof: remember when everyone was really mean to popplio for no reason? fuck everyone who did that
bidoof:remake of the twilight movies BUT bella is replaced with a 65 year old retired mailman from brooklyn named danny who constantly refers to edward as “a dracula”
bidoof: tumblr “a massive porn botnet has visibly propagated itself across nearly every post with over 1,000 notes for the past four weeks on a site whose tos allows 13 year olds to use it and its moderators are either powerless to do anything about
bidoofs-wish: (✿◠‿◠)
bidoof: if you raise bewear’s happiness and affection too high it will hug your trainer character and break every bone in their body, killing them instantly and deleting your save file
bidoof: reuniclus: bidoof: Do not want to see this anymore Be the change you want to see Do not want to be healer anymore
bidoof: next pokemon game bad guy team’s big evil plan should be that they’re trying to make a shuckle do that maxed out rollout combo that does 480 million damage and if they do it it destroys the world
bidoof:*runs for president in 2020 and my entire campaign revolves around making the sequel to kung pow teased at the end of the first movie a reality*
bidoof:when trump gets impeached absolutely every news outlet in the world will put aside their differences and join forces to make one massive “you’re fired” joke at the same time
bidoof:what farming items in mmorpgs has taught me: i used to think using ice trays to make ice cubes was free but after thinking about it i have to pay the electric bill to power the freezer so every moment that i’m not freezing new trays of ice cubes
bidoof:remember when everyone was really mean to popplio for no reason? fuck everyone who did that I loved popplio on first sight <3
bidoof:*becomes a police sketch artist but no matter how people describe witnesses to me i always draw them as a really sexy bishounen man*
bidoof-san!!
mega bidoof confirmed
Bidoof Crossing
bidoof:welcome to tumblr dot com where sometimes you see noctis from final fantasy making direct eye contact with you and sometimes you see a football player with a tiny football
bidoof: i like to think if you say “i LOVE sushi…” in a japanese restaurant it sets off a chain reaction that causes that sakura con commercial to happen
bidoof:you ever think about how someone in charge of a robocop video game in the 80s was like “hey write us a song about robocop” and then the composer was like “ok” and wrote this
bidoof: this dog can create life from nothing
bidoof:god is there anything better than just laying the FUCK down? no, there isn’t
bidoof: movie idea: guy finds a stone tablet engraved with a mysterious alien language and gets caught up in a national treasure-esque adventure to decipher its meaning, only to learn that it’s just an alien “live, love, laugh” decoration
bidoof:buzzfeed headline idea: “The Founding Fathers Were Neither Woke Nor Bae.”
bidoof:will there ever be anything more timelessly funnier on this site than seeing some joyless idiot asserting their stupid controversial worldviews internet toughguy style and then checking their blog and they’re just, completely openly and shamelessly
bidoof: the 😂 and 😩 emojis are basically those ancient greek theater masks
fyeahcontroversialcharacters: Character: Bidoof Fandom: Pokemon Reason for Being Hated: ”Stupid”, “ugly”, everywhere in the game (so were other pokémon in the previous games), due to its common-ness it often ruins “chains” in the games.
puddlesofcuddles: BIDOOF. CUS YOLO. y'know, I actually really like Bidoof, I dunno why people always seem to hate the little guy.
unfesant: #399: Bidoof - The Plump Mouse Pokémon Happy National Bidoof Day!!! :B
onwardsmynoblesteve: If you do not appreciate bidoof as a friend and pokemon then you are weak and will not survive the winter.
eisorus:the brave bidoof
welcome!
bidoof: you’d think websites designed around endless scrolling would have figured out how to unload the content you’ve scrolled past and reload it if you scroll back up instead of just turning the webpage into a fucking html tower of babel
bidoof: dragonlords-lair: bidoof: darth vader should have survived the battle with palpatine at the end of episode vi and then he joins the rebels and they use a pulley system to lower him into a vat of white paint and he becomes Light Darth Vader
bidoof: tailsgetstrolledcomics: trolls attack 8 by UltimateLazerbot single most important and groundbreaking page in the history of all comic books/graphic novels/manga for all time
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bidoof: bidoof: new hobby: going into gamestop and welcoming all the young people who enter the way a medieval knight enthusiasically greets his brothers in arms BROTHER!!! It brings great joy to my heart to see you alive and well. What brings you
bidoof: bidoof:god the hammond vlog is so great jeff is like. a babbling third grader explaining his stupid hamster oc for show and tell he fought in the queen’s tournaments but he’s NOT a junker!!!! his attacks are DEVASTATING. of course he can’t
bidoof: bidoof: six years from now mgsv will get a random free update that lets you play as d-horse tragic final mission where d-horse uses a cassette tape to confess that he was in love with venom snake and has to leave diamond dogs
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