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“I got a little drunk at our after work party, honey. That’s why I’m so late getting home. My co-workers looked after me and wouldn’t let me drive until I was sober. Don’t be silly. They were perfect gentlemen and kept me laughing the
If it weren’t for my day job, my nights would be more sober
tomshardy: I’d rather die drunk, broke at 34 and have people at a dinner table talk about me than live to be rich and sober at 90 and nobody remembered who I was.- Whiplash (2014)
nightdiver1: This was meant to be the fate for white girls reality is so sobering now isn’t it . White hungry slits for BLACL DICK . Happy content and owned
vindictiveimages: Maybe @undeux and I can shoot when I’m actually sober one night. I would say “me too” but let’s be honest here, it’s Vegas, baby!
Entirely dedicated to thedrewpub
hellosweetease: #And I forgot I drew this… What if drunk!you leaves sober!you drawn things on your blog for you to be pleasantly surprised by later one day when you’re browsing one of your art tags? I’m just saying it would be mighty sweet of
Get them bottles poppin, we get that drip and that drop, now give me 2 more bottles cuz you know it don’t stop . Hell Yeaa, drink it up, drink-drink it up,when sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk.They be actin like they drunk, actin-actin
this video is perfect. the sound. the ominous being. the floating. i use to have sleep paralysis everynight i went to bed sober. maybe that’s why i drink so much. i think it started after i got an exorcism when i was 13 years old. i became an atheis
holdyourbreakcounttoten: Happy TT guys! Today it’s a bit more sober, but hope you enjoy! Model: Jessica Marlowe *me Photographer: Brian Harris Here’s one of our models Jess, being amazing for someone else.
jaimeegurl: because redmond and angelee help kept me sober becuz jjay wasnt there! hahah when angelee and i weren’t accused of being secret lovers hahha now she hates me!!
theatlantic: Racial Bias in Death Penalty Cases: A North Carolina Test If we still want to have a sound and sober national conversation about race and justice, if we still are eager to use a single case as a totem for what we perceive to be wrong or
tricias-captions: Heather took advantage of Leah’s drinking to get her to do something she’d never have done sober. But having Leah do it sober when she thought of herself as straight would be even better. So it was time for blackmail photos.
This new OC of mine will now be know as Tropica Punch. She is an overly friendly alcoholic and gets really nasty when she is sober. I have a friend working on her butt mark right now and will have something dirty made of her to celebrate. Send me an ask
My girlfriend is passed out drunk on my bed right now. How do I get her to sober up, and stop being sick? : AskReddit
jermbuf14: Dan Neal is such a hot exhibitionist when he is drunk! Proof that he can get his pants off. I’m sure this will be deleted by sober Dan in the morning, but oh do we love drunk Dan!
Sober Queer Spaces Are Giving LGBTQ People a Place to Just Be
hypnoslave-katie:Mmm…I LOVE watching you jerk off. You’ll be such a good boytoy, even when I let you sober up.
slutty-peanut: Any NYC-area sober poly/kinky folks out there? I haven’t met many and feel like there must be more of us out there. Let’s connect and build community. (Feel free to DM if anonymity is a concern!!)
ashighasginger:blankkphase:Alcohol will only make a person cheat if they’d considered doing it while sober. Being drunk changes your behavior, not your morals.Thank youuuu
I’m feeling very small and sad today… I’m drunk but not a good drunk like kinda cloudy and feel funny and head hurts..I’m trying to sober up but I almost kinda have to pee and need a distraction so I be here lol
Gdjdkdksnwnbdrjkggk gahhh so im really lit with my mom and just not sober and my dad called to me be like “Hey call this food place and order food”…And I have anxiety already about that and being not in the right mind I was like didnfkd oh
al-grave: omgbuglen: Might be a challenge if you’ve been drinking This might be difficult if I’m sober, Jesus those stairs.
sober-sex: One of my favorite places to be kissed is right here. I always love your photos, and this one is just perfect. The subtle lighting, the curve of your back, the gesture with the rose. I’m jealous of the person who gets to kiss you there.
niykeeeheatons: “I wrote “Sober” about my father who could not achieve sobriety and my sister’s dying wish was, ‘mom, can you make dad sober?’ And I remember being in the hospital room the night that she died and he went and put his hand
ashighasginger:blankkphase:Alcohol will only make a person cheat if they’d considered doing it while sober. Being drunk changes your behavior, not your morals.Thank youuuu lol This is literally untrue. Though only one choice of word. But it changes
when I was 25 I would wake up and be super excited cause the day was full of adventure and synthetic and natural drugs. years later im just sober and vaguely depressed.
i have a healthy level of respect for people who do karaoke. esoecially when they seem reasonably sober while im 5 bourbon and bitters into being conpletely shitfaced. i thnk when ppl see you drink alone they have to say somethjng?
Liked on YouTube: “G-Eazy - Sober ft. Charlie Puth (Lyrics / Lyric Video)” https://youtu.be/8XGLAui1isc
womanwiththemask: dahlia—noir: If I had a drink for every fuck I give I’d be one sober mother fucker, but if I had a drink for every fuck I gave about him, I’d be intoxicated forever. I’d drink myself to death.
sober-2:The shining is barely even a horror movie men just be like that
Part of me wishes I had more sober friends to chill with then I quickly realize I have to time for much. It’d just be ideal to go out with people no compulsion/addiction that have to be drinking or have to be smoking in order to have a good time.
Just once I’d like to be hot and fuckable on a sober (or near sober) basis.
bhangbaby: If I had a shot for every fuck I give,I’d be one sober mother fucker. but If I had a shot for every fuck I give about you,I’d be intoxicated forever. I’d drink myself to death.
sober-sex: Will you be my Valentine? ❤️ How adorable is she to ask? How incredible does she look in that outfit? How luck am I to have such an amazing, supportive and beautiful girlfriend? Of course I’ll be your Valentine! Happy Valentines
billymonday: The Dispensary (2015)Apparently they’ve a machine up in Iceland which dispenses nude models. Convenient.A word about Mila, the model being dispensed here: we’ve worked together for many years and I’ve found her to be honest, sober
newyorker: “It’s sobering to think that in just a few weeks Derek Jeter won’t be doing any of this anymore, and will be reduced to picturing himself in action, just the way the rest of us do,” Roger Angell writes. (Accompanied by next week’s
astoundly: power-trippin: sobeitjay: Girls are not attractive at all when they drunk they’re not tryna be attractive they’re tryna be drunk and have a fun time girls don’t care about your opinion when they drunk or sober
tomorrow ill be on cam I think, just havent decided if I want to actuallyyyy go on mfc (very scary, might need to be not sober)
swilkaaaaaahh: people dont need to be sober and drug-free to deserve food and shelter and kindness imho
electricsexdoll: sober-sex: Sometimes we get lucky enough to find someone we can totally be ourselves with, someone we don’t have to hide anything from. Someone we can be naked in front of and not feel insecure. It’s pretty special. This photo reminds
I don’t understand why I keep trying when I’ll never be woman enough.
In a weak moment i said i wasn’t going to work on christmas and so because I’m stupid and weak now it turns out I’ll be with my family over the holidays. I’m to sober to cope with this. Being honest it just makes life better right
sober-princess: thotfox: Carla Bruni this is all i want to be
fried-braincells:*me after a drug binge* I hate myself and I want to die *me after being sober for .5 seconds* where the drugs at
little-less: In 5 days it will have been 3 years since I first moved to Hawaii to be in love. In 9 days I’ll be moving to New York. In 15 days I will have been sober from heroin for 5 years. I should be dead. I’ve been t boned by a fire truck.
psychot-c: psychot-c: I wish I was. I still wish I was drunk. Fuck being sober. It’s been at least a month if not over since I’ve had a cig or a beer. :/
depresanesfreetime: “A surprising new part of the field sobriety test requires you to not sing along to Linkin Park to prove you’re not drunk.” Lol, I would fail that test even while being sober.
typegsir: My favorite thing to do when being sober is to get high.
jeanjauthor:qweerhet:toadbutch:smoldragonborn:“we need to stop the stigma towards drug users and addicts” and “we need to challenge the idea that being sober makes you boring” and “we need to stop acting like binge drinking to the extent you’re
eluciidate: pretending to be sober at convenience stores
You know maybe it does sound ‘trashy’ saying I hate being sober. But god damn I hate this reality you normal people live in….
