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weavemama: I DIDN’T EVEN ASK TO BE BORN AND NOW I GOTTA DEAL WITH TRUMP’S PRESIDENCY
gostle: dar-a: hansolocareer: Me 2 seconds after being born i’m the panel the stomping
condimentfather: Being born? The ultimate scam
i like how on my birthday i get presents and money i get paid for being born i get paid for living
did-u-kno: If you smoke weed while pregnant your child will be born with dreadlocks and a rasta hat
i-am-superjohnlocked: mrsmarymorstan: pudus: was it really necessary for me to be born Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them! that is the most uplifting thing
backonmonday: brokencyde: stumphs: WHY DO FETUSES HAVE MORE RIGHTS THAN WOMEN because there’s a chance they can be born male. hypothetical males are more important than actual existing women. holY FUCK
bijonse: i was meant to be born a spoiled rich white girl in manhattan but something went wrong idk
allinye: Books that own my soul → Howl’s Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones In the land of Ingary, where such things as seven-league boots and cloaks of invisibility really exist, it is quite a misfortune to be born the eldest of three. Everyone
hairyadict: longandwindingroad51: scrumptioussaladsalad: noctea: being born in 97/98/99 is frustrating bc like… are we millenials?? Maybe! Are we generation Z?? Maybe!! Are we 90s kids? Not really! Are we emotionally and mentally stable? No t rea
chungara8: jess-vicious:theretrospective: hairyadict: longandwindingroad51: scrumptioussaladsalad: noctea: being born in 97/98/99 is frustrating bc like… are we millenials?? Maybe! Are we generation Z?? Maybe!! Are we 90s kids? Not really! Are we
jason-todding: kill the boy and let the man be born
hugstyles: why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
potato-tots: secretlifeofageekygirl: hugstyles: why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me. My
xkanyeinterruptedmex:my-chemical-homestuck:explosives-b:sozziesocks:She’s fourteen, and she already feels like shit for being born white and cis. Fuck tumblr. this makes me sad more than anything. The fact that people feel guilty for existing is sad.
trashcan67: Do you ever just suddenly feel really shitty because you’re not particularly good at anything and you don’t know what you wanna do with your life and like you didn’t ask to be born and have to deal with all of this and yet here you
twerks4loanpayments:moisemorancy: On the left, is a picture of my mother & I in 1998. My first birthday party. My father infected her with AIDS and abandoned us. I was lucky to be born without it. This is how she looked when she was first infected
bobbycaputo: Mama Cat Who Lost Her Own Three Babies Matched With Three Abandoned Kittens 8-month old Mikey was stricken with grief when her three, newborn kittens died one-by-one as a result of being born too early. According to The Huffington Post,
call-me-smeagol: xkanyeinterruptedmex: my-chemical-homestuck: explosives-b: sozziesocks: She’s fourteen, and she already feels like shit for being born white and cis. Fuck tumblr. this makes me sad more than anything. The fact that people feel
prsnlf: mushrooms being born out of shrimps <3
lord-butttouch: carryonmyblueeyedangel: Two people could be born at exactly the same time, but because of timezones have different birthdays.
memewhore: gokuma: autumnramble: I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit. I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human… It’s nice to know there are actual names for all these meals I’ve been eating…
naturaekos: “I hear the wind blow, and I feel that it was worth being born just to hear the wind blow.” —
heartwarminganimals:I have just found out that, like leopards, servals can also be born black. Look at this beautiful baby
Crumbling American Empire Now At The Point Where They Need To Force People To Be Born There — The Betoota Advocate
nardkanta: hairyadict: longandwindingroad51: scrumptioussaladsalad: noctea: being born in 97/98/99 is frustrating bc like… are we millenials?? Maybe! Are we generation Z?? Maybe!! Are we 90s kids? Not really! Are we emotionally and mentally stable?
gokuma: autumnramble: I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit. I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…
avatar-14: tastefullyoffensive: (via lowghen) MAKE HIM REGRET *spec prep* BEING BORN *spec prep*
prettiieemm:Nothing better than being born with NATURAL ASS 🥰🔥🤪
notpulpcovers: A Witch Shall Be Born
theveganmothership: This is a picture of the man who raised him from a calf,watched him be born,then sold him to the arena. When the bull was in the arena,injured,and could endure no more,he realized his owner was there,and in desperation ran to him
l0verseyes: The bird fights its way out of the egg. The egg is the world.Who would be born, must first destroy a world.
dippingpines: fangirl challenge: [1/10] tv shows adventure time: “If just being born is the greatest act of creation, then what are you supposed to do after that? Isn’t everything that comes next sort of a disappointment? Slowly entropying until
johannathemad: Krista Lenz is a kind girl. But Historia Reiss… has never been loved by her parents or anyone else… She wasn’t even meant to be born.
buckysbeauty-capsbooty:niuniente: haikyuuofficial: donkos: gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun is a treasure, if i don’t reblog this assume im dead THE NEXT 3:30 MINUTES AFTER PRESSING PLAY WILL BE THE BEST 3:30 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY. If anyone asks you what
seihanndas: Mikoshiba Mikoto | The struggle of being born on Valentine’s day!
milkybreads: A very happy birthday to our precious Sugamama! Thank you for being born.Also, thank you so much everyone for 4000 followers~~
alesusknowles: Me Being Born
terrysdiary: “To be born a gentleman is an accident, but to die one is an accomplishment”
Girls really are so much prettier than guys but I had to be born straight -.-
thespoilerofvirgins: xperpetuityx: showmeyourburlesque: xoxnisha: medicineisfun: Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation). When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months,
thebootydiaries: me being born: *peace sign* hey
andre45987: A final tribute to Mariana Cordoba. Sad to think that we will never see any more from this stunning tgirl. I can’t imagine she had an easy life being born the wrong gender then traveling overseas for prostitution, porn and probably some
cakejam: REAL FOOTAGE OF DUCKLING BEING BORN! (VERY RARE!!)
sadqueerpunk: endlesssorcererushiromiya: sadqueerpunk: i think it’s so cute when straight people think they’ve never met a queer person. that’s adorable. you’re adorable. I think it’s cute when people blame straight people for being born.
hansolocareer:Me 2 seconds after being born
bisexualnoodle5: mallosoar: imperatorsapphiosa: imperatorsapphiosa: rrueplumet: not that i’d actually wanna live in a different time period, thanks very much, but also lately im vibing the idea of being born hundreds years ago when an army trudges
inquiries-of-an-intj: pinkdementors: being born in the late 90′s is a really weird time because our coming of age is/was so tied into the expansion of personal technology? like for so many of us the transition from getting your first flip phone to
srsfunny:I didn’t ask to be born Mom
devendrabanharts: cause I know my weakness, know my voicei’ll believe in grace and choiceand I know perhaps my heart is farce but I’ll be born without a mask
monkey-me33: Remember Those nights? I certainly don’t! A quick look at an image from a soon to be born Zivity set!!! Photography - Michelle Masso
10knotes: strawberrygomez: A deployed daddy watching his baby being born. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
i'm thankful for Eiichiro Oda being born, and that he created One piece!
naturaekos: “I hear the wind blow, and I feel that it was worth being born just to hear the wind blow.” — Fernando Pessoa
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