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Anonymous said to funsexydragonball: Please do a drugged/ sleepy comic!! Why did Gohan immediately come to mind for this? (And before you ask, yes, part two is coming later!)
I’m calling you out on your bullshit, Goku.What’s next? You gonna tell us Chichi doesn’t swallow?
a-dirty-slut: sadisticgames: How long can you stand it? How long, with Me turning it off and on again? How long before you are begging? I haven’t given you permission to cum girl. Let Me hear your confessions. Let Me hear your promises. Let Me
hirevkev: Is there anything better than sloppy, sticky ATM? Let’s do it a little before you answer that!
Mielőtt megismertelek (Me Before You, 2016) Stílus: dráma Nemzet: amerikai Rendező: Thea Sharrock Magyar mozibemutató: 2016. június 16. Imdb: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2674426/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1Szerintünk: Állítólag jó lett…
You are all mine…
It was a VERY private pool party at your boss’ house; just for you and her. Your wife couldn’t be happier; not long before you had told her that he had fucked the wives of … in front of their hubbies.
Unbelievable Places To Visit Before You Die! More info here By the way I add Raja Ampat from Indonesia :D
Here you go! It’s Late, It’s uncreative, It’s my horrid attempt at gift art. If you want me to change anything before you post it just leave me an ask. Oh, And HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY you magnificent man(Mod)Thank you so much noble,
Before you go. inspired by a thing i read by stereobone and there was a goddamn line there really got to me and I have not slept holy shit it was that good
You know it’s true
bby-squid: found myself lost again, with even more excuses, and even less concernbound and gagged but i enjoy it,you seduce your prisoner before you take your turn. x
bossinc-art said: NO Shrek? Oh right. I forgot. I am sorry. Here you go.
Lol wut?Did you guys actually read my journal post? Or did you just read “my life is in shambles” and assume the worst. Maybe wait until you get to the line about me exercising and shoveling dicks in me before you assume that I’m crying for help
Right that’s it the work day is finally over I’m outta here! have a great weekend everyone and for those who are only just starting their day or half way through I hope you have a good friday and before you know it you’re on your way home to start
magicact: magicact: tumblr should have a feature where if you use words like “gaslighting” “dissociation” and “intrusive thoughts” in a post you have to take a quiz before you post it that proves that you actually know what they mean
I’m waiting to see how long it takes before you realize you’re in the wrong and fucking man up and fucking text me back and be committed to ONE person aka me and not be such a fucking flake. If you don’t wanna be my boyfriend then fucking tell me
Matty, “If there’s a lot on your mind it’s there to help you forget,To relax and rewind and leave behind the regret,First sip makes you well before you know it’s time,And you’re saying to hell with the salt, lemon and lime” Tonight I’m
You gawk as the already busty tits of the stranger in front of you grow even larger right in front of your eyes. You had no idea that the prototype Bimbofication candy machine was malfunctioning and letting off a hormone before it was supposed to. All
nosdrinker: kingcheddarxvii: punkbeds: yahoo think about what you’re doing before you buy tumblr and encounter these people My question about posts like this is…. what happens next?? After the post is reblogged with gifs from every fandom under
sleep-therapyxxx: I’ve been in a “we almost dated, but nah” relationship so many damn times. Dating has become such an abstract concept to me. There’s like 10 different levels of dating before you’re actually dating. It’s so confusing I need
so-unholy: Every night when your head hits the pillow, in the last moments before you go to sleep, your emotions betray you, and you question your ability to pull this off.
pssst! You should commission me! Esp because it looks like I’m going to be able to go to get professional help through insurance without my parents finding out, but it’s still gonna cost some. Soooo… help me get mentally okay!
Are you going to a job interview? Here’s a tip I got from grad school- bring a book with you. It doesn’t have to be anything deep, just bring something that you’re currently reading or just toss a secondhand book in your bag before you leave.
tuhmblr-logic: Tumblr user: Read before you follow m-Me:
saphore: your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?
Well. Fuck you Amazon. The only reason I ordered Arkham City from you is because you promised release day delivery. Oh, but you’re just shipping it tonight? That’s not release day. Nice of you to charge me this morning, way before you shipped
fucktonofanatomyreferences: A superb fuck-ton of bear references. If you’re doing animation or something pertaining to bears walking, for the love of mud, watch some clips before you start. The forepaws move a bit differently from other animals. And
you used to call me on your snail phone
I guarantee the fucking twist in FO4 is gonna be that your babby is a bad guy who got out of the vault a few decades before you and that you’re gonna have to make CONFLICTED PERSONAL DECISIONS about whether the nuke the fucker or give upbethesda ain’t
kegelgod: Kiss the pussy through the panties before you do anything else.
andrewquo: mcfrappeccino: i miss being carried in from the car after pretending to fall asleep 20 year old man and I still do this. Suck it, mom. this is one of those comments you should have let someone else read before you posted it.
atasteoflee: boootyfriedrice: trufflebootybuttercream: lucidnee: I’m going to make a sucking dick play list Doing gods work We appreciate y'all. @lucidnee send me that when you’re done pls 😌
tarynel: onlyblackgirl: melanin-enhanced: fish-dinner-connoisseur: thabootyscholar: britteryikes: bamsmommy: britteryikes: bamsmommy: pettylifepresident: britteryikes: Have you ever had a condom stuck in your vagina? Yes… Can you imagine
fuku-shuu: “…Are you just going to sleep in here tonight?” “……” “You have ten seconds before I turn on the water.” “At least put in some of that damn bubble bath you love so much before you go.”
undercover-hussy: I haven’t been around on here for a while. Thought this might be a good way to come back. Be gentle, I’ve never posted myself before 😳 My first picture! I like this one a lot.
whes: mindyourstories: ghostofcommunism: mishmonkey:You know what makes me mad? I used to work at Pizza hut and everyday we would have to throw away perfectly good pizza or potato wedges or garlic bread in the bin because it was the wrong order or
lindsaylovesbacon: chinese-zeus: lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva what have you done By this logic, all food is eating your own saliva
I just wanna figure out some way to see Jonathan before the 24th. Even though it’s only 12 days away.
rabbivole: centipeetle: Before you post you must undergo the Temple of Trials. There is no way to skip this. i put all my points into shitposting and making thirsty posts about video game boys and couldnt fight off the fire ants
acoolguy: sauridae: acoolguy: i want donald duck to scream into my dick please. i’m begging you. please for once think before you post. i’ve been thinking about making this post for the last 5 years
argumate: nianeyna: argumate: nianeyna: apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game” foreplay with Todd do you ever think before you post
casadelanime: davidfosterflawless: grumsal: Koko the gorilla is pathetic fuck this. what the fuck. who are you? i must be misreading this. do you have strong and soft ape arms that cradle kittens to sleep? think before you post. koko is a hero koko
5nov202-deactivated20210826:before you post, consider:is it FUNNY BUT ONLY TO YOU AND A FEW SELECT MUTUALS?is it USELESS?is it a COMPLAINT? will it KILL YOUR FUTURE CAREER? if any of the above are true, hit that POST button!
ahh 45. We’ve played this game before, you and I. It’ll be a week and then you will have seen too many boobs, too many braids, laughed once too often. Just a week, we have together. Let’s make it everything Disney promised us.
When your mom says you need to clean before you go out
I miss getting high with you and having you hold my hand and rub my back before you tickled me into submission.
last night I went to a party in a onesie (if you watched my snapchat den you already know)
Having your boyfriend pull you onto his lap and start playing before you can even open your eyes in the morning is just the best.
you know that feeling when you lose to paying an overdraft fee? where you just feel a bit emptier inside? you know you just put money in the bank and it’s already gone out the window before you even walk back to your car. hopelessness.
callalilly849:Kinky problems #274 When Sir puts you in cuffs and then you try to take a picture for insta and luckily catch before you post that everyone can see the cuff on your wrist in the picture. 🤦🏻♀️
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rhinocio: Multi-faction strategics with the bae before I post traumatizing shit
thetuxedodorito: severelyimpossiblekitty: I think you two had the same idea askthefamilyofloveaskthegiantwomanfamily don’t repost my work. same goes for jen-iii. Yeah, ask permission before you post any artwork that doesn’t belong to you
uhrair: @artists!!! it is totally okay to make bad art! it’s perfectly fine to dislike something you’ve made… like. as long as you’re having fun when you’re drawing it, just go for it. be proud that you made something at all! it’s okay to
…I just realizedholy shitthis is a lot of people to disappointI meanjoking aside holy shit normally people write a really extensive and thoughtful thank-you post at this point but right now all I can give you is WHUUUUUUH???
gayforjesus: leftist-daily-reminders: thriftorama: sodomymcscurvylegs: matthulksmash: thesnobbyartsyblog: irisesirises: thesnobbyartsyblog: Look book she’s a trump supporter :/ You gotta check the facts before you spread misinformation. Many
Seriously some of you men are turning my biggest pet peeve into guys saying “it’s okay to have preferences” on the subject of body hair on women. No one ever said you had to like it. I’m just saying you shouldn’t ENFORCE
