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flecked: HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
thehobbutts: audreyjensensgirl: thehobbutts: i used to think green apple was a flavor invented by the candy industry like blue raspberry bc i had never seen a green apple before I just thought all apples were red and long story short when i realized
kaijuno: loves-a-good-story: kaijuno: The beautiful chaos of watching 12 frantic astrophysics students try to save a theoretical astronaut from falling into a black hole. I’ve never seen a group of people work so quickly and efficiently before. is
pr-fae: so before any cute shit happens with boat lady (Now named Sawyer) and Ko, they gotta meet and i’m a big ol slut for the little mermaid so guess what their meeting story is based off of??? So Sawyer’s got thrown off her friend’s boat during
spark-of-jenius: gluten-free-pussy: I know for a fact I’ve told this story on here before but I’ll never get over the time when I was working retail and I was cashing out some lady so I asked “cash, debit or credit how are you paying, ma’am?”
musings-of-a-monster: Before COVID shut the library down, I was helping a little boy and his mom find books. “What do you like to read about?” I asked.“Dinosaurs!”This is common request, but can mean different things, “Okay. Do you want a story
motherfuckinbearodactyl: When someone starts telling me a story that I’ve heard them tell before, I don’t say anything because I want them to be passionate about telling it again. Tell me again for the 50th time, I want you to be happy.
thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: I’m getting a lot of requests for the Macbeth story, which I’m sure I’ve told before but an old classic never dies. Welp, might as well do something while I’m
in-the-back-of-that-red-ragtop: mare-moment: mare-moment: My snapchat story y’all WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH Because all of us country folk can totally relate, and we have all thought this before!
insanitys-love: walrusex: fangirlingoverdemigods: mortisia: 1. Frankenweenie (2012)2. Corpse Bride (2005)3. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) I’ve been cheated my whole life. “Every story has a beginning, a middle, and an end. Not
warriormaggie: woodelf68: kylodelrey: apolloadama: bigpapaonatrain: This my bebe. Bebe is bigger than me. Strong bebe ok friends i wanted to confirm this story’s accuracy before reblogging so i googled it and yes it’s TRUE AND ALSO the mom
micdotcom: The power of positive reinforcement. Jonathan Wall shared shared this story on Twitter just a few weeks before his 2016 graduation from Harvard Law. And he’s no ordinary graduate.
appetisers: HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
renamok: beautiful-ambition: micdotcom: The power of positive reinforcement. Jonathan Wall shared shared this story on Twitter just a few weeks before his 2016 graduation from Harvard Law. And he’s no ordinary graduate. THIS is why I will always
shutupnobbie: I remember Meg’s story very clearly. She was in love with a man before Hercules. When he died, she sold her soul to Hades just to bring the man back to life. Once he was alive again, he left Meg for another woman, even though she gave
rippedfeathers: Murder House seen in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, twelve years before American Horror Story was aired.
lolibarbie: Loli the Babydoll Barbie loves bedtime! Use her doll parts to take a load off before bed, and watch her really fall asleep when you read her a story! Doll parts are programmed to pleasure any gender, and her compact but adult sized body makes
inkskinned: inkskinned: What is a nice guy? I have met many, or so I was told. They sat across from me on first dates, deeply sniffing a wine and commenting on the forenotes of fruitiness before asking if I “read much?” They tell stories about
appetisers:HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES.
kyloren: Adam Driver: It was an interesting process that I have never done before to be able to tell a lot story without actually being seen. And then what is the difference when he takes off his mask? What do you find? Instead of this menacing figure
chief-miller: 🔥 FEATURED POST 🔥 @happeningindtla - Thank You LAFD 🚒 || Happening In DTLA Photographer 👤📷 @jasperdejesus Killing It || The fire began in a pallet yard at 748 S. Ceres Ave. 🏭 shortly before 7 p.m. and spread to a one-story
illwearthatdress-: snestastic: nintendonut1: 500daysofevilexes: I have been looking for this gifset my entire life. Seriously the funniest moment of Toy Story. i think i’ve reblogged this before but who cares i love it Shit this popped up on
ani-mia: Breaking in my new corset from Corset Story. I really recommend breaking in corsets before a con so they become a little more conformed to your body and aren’t as stiff when you wear them. Wearing it for a few hours at a time can loosen the
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oldspice: Long story short, you have about 30 minutes to watch this video before we have to bury it deep in the Earth’s core for humanity’s well-being.
absolute-best-posts: I remember Meg’s story very clearly. She was in love with a man before Hercules. When he died, she sold her soul to Hades just to bring the man back to life. Once he was alive again, he left Meg for another woman, even though she
