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beefsquatch: The only thing I don’t like about the update to Tumblr is how you get to viewing posts from your own blog. Everything else looks nice. WOW WAY TO USE MY OPINION :P <333
beefsquatch: Nora trimmed my sides so that I don’t look like a poofy dickhead. ▱˘◡˘▱ but you’re my poofy dickhead.
beefsquatch: Um, ok. b'aw, my babies.
beefsquatch: Crown Me King - Whispers Last practice today before my first show back in quite awhile with a new band! If you live in the Chicago area, get stoked.
beefsquatch: Tumblr Crushes: currycanary jessieslaughtered tw3rkinterr0rist annoyedteengirl buttholevegan cassiemeow vashxthexstampede kawaiihimesama currentuser ✌.ʕʘ‿ʘʔ.✌ I WANT ALLLLLLL OF YOUR LOVE
beefsquatch: Joltik x Volcarona! I wasn’t sure what to do with the wings, so I just made them beautiful colors. ヾ(○⌒∇⌒○)ﾉ
beefsquatch: BUT THEN WE’D HAVE QUEEN T-REXES.
beefsquatch: Early bday gifts from Lenora! (Taken with Instagram) I’m an awesome girlfriend.
beefsquatch: My girlfriend made me the best shirt ever. Folds make it look messed up, but it’s pristine. fuckin’ pristine.
beefsquatch: Birthday band practice. oooh, look at you, who did your hair.
beefsquatch: #based Lolol, poor cat.
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beefsquatch: New shower curtain! yeeaahhh.
GO COMMISSION STUFF FROM DOMICS HE’S AMAZING
beefsquatch: thatwhichishidden: Lil Slugger and a mishap of Marumis from Paranoia Agent. The series is by Satoshi Kon, may he rest in peace. I MISS THIS SHOW SO MUCH.
beefsquatch: When you’re feeling down just look at your private parts and remember that ain’t nobody got private parts like yours. (=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=)
beefsquatch: Shaving an upside-down cross into my pubes when they grow back. Lenora has an upside-down Triforce. We’ll be so awesome.
beefsquatch: Titty is a babe.
beefsquatch: When Nora and I went to the Currency Exchange to get a money order, there was this dickhead working who had the rudest attitude when Nora slid the cash she was paying for part of it with under the window. All because we didn’t have all
beefsquatch: Mmmmmmffff. after he took this, his phone crashed BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY BUTTOCKS
beefsquatch replied to your post: when photographers think I want to meet them in… Like rly. Always your escort. <3 seriously. some douche was like “We’ll talk again after you’ve had some more work under your belt” fuck
beefsquatch: My bottom bitch.
beefsquatch: overhere-overthere: oh my god please This looks almost exactly like Lenora’s ass and it’s scary. them’s not my panties, boy. ♥
beefsquatch: Reposting for Nora. HER MEOW AT THE END OMG
beefsquatch: Tittycave.
beefsquatch: Tittycock. I’m such an artist.
beefsquatch: Movie daaaaate. oh my goooodness, we’re so cute.
Creepy Crawlies
beefsquatch: I spoke sexy things in French and it got Lenora hot and bothered.
Violet! You’re turning violet, Violet!
beefsquatch: Trill cats.
Hail to the King, Baby.
beefsquatch: Crown Me King - The Malevolent You should give my band a listen. <3 We’re recording a new song this weekend, along with a music video in the near future.
beefsquatch: Chyeaaaaaah. #froyodate Mmm, it was so good! <3
beefsquatch: Uguuuu~ hay das my hat. <3
vulcans do not lie
beefsquatch: fuckyeahblackwork: Tattoo by Thomas Sinnamond @ Insight Studios Chicago This is one of the places Nora and I have been wanting to go to.
beefsquatch: - I remember when I would sleepFrom dawn until sunsetSo that we could spend every nightLaying in the drivewayTracing the starsThat fell into our arms. I would trace the eddies of moonlightThat would wrap themselves down the curveOf your
beefsquatch: Best shirt. hehehe I give the best christmas gifts<3
beefsquatch: - Demons don’t liveIn the corners of your head,Or under your bed.They part the skinAnd crawl underOur hearts.Lurking,Waiting,To scream at our loversAnd tear themApart. Beasts don’t stayIn the woodsAt night.They cut holes in our handsAnd
beefsquatch: - I could get drunkOn the sound of your words.They’re like fallenAutumn leaves,Laced with honeyAnd flash frozen in caramel.There is nothingSo sweetAs the vibrationsOf your nounsAnd your verbs.
beefsquatch: - I felt the crunchOf dead poppiesRasping against rough touchesGiven by the solesOf worn,World-weary feet. I heard the skitteringOf spidersBeneath my skin.They weave webs of goldOver my bones,And into my earsWhisperThe names of ghostsWhom
beefsquatch: If you are a girl who thinks it’s okay to flirt with other girls when they have a boyfriend just because you’re a lady, then I hate you. if you’re a girl who flirts with my boyfriend, then I hate you.
beefsquatch: - The bags under my eyesCould drown me out at sea.These sleepless nightsHave drained me of lifeWhat I would giveTo againFeel free. “Roll up your sleeves,And grit your teeth,The worst is yetTo come.”Since I was a young,FrailBoyI have
beefsquatch: - The last timeI heard your voiceIt was six o’ clockIn the goddamn morning,On the coattails ofMy favorite summer. We were layingAcross yourHard,Lumpy futon,Smoking cigarettes,And finger paintingThe soundsOf St. LouisWaking up. You took
beefsquatch: Go help my lady break 1,000 followers. ehehe
beefsquatch: Shooting a little music video today. Not sheriff excited. not… sherriff.. excited? is this new slang I don’t know about? D:
beefsquatch: Always tired. we need to clean our mirror.
beefsquatch: - I can still feelThe fine hairs that danceAlong your porcelain body.Vibrating beneathThe brush strokesOf my fingertipsTo paint the scene of last night’sOverwhelmingWaves of ecstasy. The image ofThe palest bumpsDotting the coronaOf your
beefsquatch: I haven’t posted any writing in awhile, so tonight I’m going to post a sexy little number tonight.
beefsquatch: Lenora and I have been dating for over a year now. c: (◕‿◕✿)
beefsquatch: So I’m working on this This Is The New Shit remix and I’m feeling confident that it’s going to be the best one out there. Not to sound narcissistic or anything, it’s just that the ones that I’ve heard so far just aren’t very
beefsquatch: Sleepy Titty.
