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yakuza-trash: ickyghost: shinjaninja: yakuza-trash: this is one of my favorite scenes because, Mink had done such terrible things to Aoba and yet, he came over and touched Aoba’s hair… HE FUCKING TOUCHED AOBA’S HAIR SO SOFTLY THAT AOBA DIDN’T
teshiimajunta: “come closer. i need… i need…” “what do you need?” “a tailor…” “BECAUSE I RIPPED MY PANTS!!”
new theme and playlist because i’m a huge nerd excited for halloween hell yeah.c8
i need dmmd pole dancing au with mizuki as the instructor with an a+ ass. aoba joins because he thought it’d be fun and he finds out that he really loves doing it and it’s also a great way to keep his ass and thighs toned. koujaku
do my mutuals even like me because idk i don’t even like me why are you following me all i do is reblog shit and make personal posts that basically only consists of me complaining.
sidhelady: He’s my new fave because we have the same birthday
i am literally hurting myself right now trying to figure out a ship name for mizuki and kou because like koumizu and mizukou are used for mizuki and koujaku and it’s like no thAT’S NOT WHAT I WANT.
anyone remember my camboy au with noiz and mizuki. because i do and i’m suffering for it.
reborn-imagines: For all KHR fans out there :D This is awesome. Thank you so much :DDD And of course, I couldn’t resist… I started a band with Mukuro because of circumstances and I’m cool with that.
sierraslinger: spoken-not-written: My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know they’re eating
bae–electronica: jasisababe: sobeitjayt: Every girl named Jasmine play games Wow not I. 😪 No he right True. I got sent home because a girl named Jazmine hit me with a Spanish textbook. She hit me, I got suspended. How that work? Cause Jazmines
So you don’t buy that for yourself as a grownup? Because long before I had kids I was paying light bills and keeping the gas on and keeping food in the house. You don’t get kudos for doing WHAT THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO DO.
narbarecker: Brown RyougiBlonde RyougiBlue RyougiTakeuchi really likes that hairstyleEDIT:please stop reblogging this, because I forgot an important character:White Ryougi
elvendashears: Because MakoZumi. Makoto Tachibana and Izumi Nase Humanity’s Strongest Family AU! + Free!= WOW!! by Elvendashears Inspired by some post of them I saw waaay back before i went on hiatus !! XD and i stil can’t get the idea off my head!
felicitatem: otabekwasrobbed: I made an Otabek mood board because I think I’m hilarious. XD tag urself im “otabek holding his medal with a bitch face”
isawleprechauns: Because fuck you, that’s why.
charlesoberonn:Remember when people said that Cartoon Network didn’t know their audience because they were making this crossover?
scroomsaw: c4cti: takemyhandillteachyoutodance: meowrailsprite: animatedcatastrophe: I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS
theoncomingstormofgallifrey: such-a-retardis: catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
dampsandwich: my parents are getting increasingly angry that the cream cheese keeps disappearing out of the fridge. which is funny because its me. i did it. i keep eating all the cream cheese
Steam’s email system must be broken because I tried to change my email and I’m not getting the verification code for that either
witchgays:u can be nb and still call yourself boyfriend/girlfriend or still like being called boy/girl/any gendered term because guess what???? gender is fake and so is language and that’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth
istudypirates:malkiewicz: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die. My favourite is explaining the difference between
xtremecaffeine: lilenatalem:adventurotica:how-clever:i-am-the-last-timelord:margauxdrake:i-am-the-last-timelord:I think I found a new favorite Twitter account.Actually, they’re against it because someone has to pay for it if the students don’t, which
Forever feeling inadequate because I can’t squirt or orgasm from straight penetration…sigh
stability: stability: nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged this has so many notes now but I just wanted to share that I made this post after not pursuing a guy who was hitting
drhanniballecter: I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin
going to buy me a camera and MacBook and shit on that stuff y'all call photography. cute pics, but i’m better at it because I said so.
are you ever mad at someone because of something they did in a dream, but you’re already kinda mad at them in real life so the dream doesn’t even seem like that far of a stretch :/
someone stole a minion pencil holder suitcase from work today?? this is annoying for several reasons but i really wonder how they pulled it off because those things are huge and sort of.. conspicuous
highlightinglife:inhisnameising: fuxkherkri: leonkuwala: realrandomsam: icantdozatkeptin: artbymoga: Inspired by every student whose told they can’t be an artist because it doesn’t “make enough money”. This is literally so inspirational
thatkindofwoman: Sometimes it hurts. Just growing up. Changing, growing. No longer are you the person you were yesterday because the nights changed you. The days changed you. All the guarantees in life become marks on a timeline instead of moments. We
deadsloth: All of the dogs. Loki doesn’t like standing up on the gate when someone else is on it, because he wants all the attention for himself. So he will sit grumpily in the corner, or run underneath them so they fall off.
erossum: awkwardlilgirl: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: are-you-my-tennant: neilpatrickheaven: i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go #favorite disney prince because he doesnt understand
thatsthat24: hums-happily: Thomas Sanders has the best vines tbh. This is one of my favorite vines I’ve ever made because, whereas a lot of viners rely on racist stereotypes to make jokes, I LOVE breaking those stereotypes, providing humor but
frothyfrothy-loins: steroidallolita:fandom-with-a-ph:just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.OH MY GODwhatWHATWHAT Um no..In the parlance of jazz, a square was a person who
ethuil: sodiumforsaltytimes: venuskissed: venuskissed: my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because
quailblood:My mother came over for a visit.Instant remark: “One of the reasons why you don’t have a boyfriend is because of your goddamn bed.”I fail to see any problems.
harriyanna:hunter-rodrigez:dianas-shortgalpal:lady-redhaired: Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to
snorlaxatives:i hate the type of healthy person who says eating fruit is um actually bad for you because it’s “too much sugar” shut the fuck up these bananas are lucky they’re being consumed and not rotting on my counter like their ancestors
norafox: roachpatrol: Has anyone made a videogame where you’re a princess locked at the top of a tower and have to fight your way down to ground level? Because dang. Read More
thegingerghost: This is what we do on dates…. He pushed me around Walmart for about an hour and I bought a onesy for my friends sister because we are all doing a Christmas in January thing and we just hung out. In Walmart. This is at least the 5th
fanalis: blue-eyed-hanji:oops-i-need-a-url:tittytomatoes:cityprince:brook:fanalis: No U DOn”T UNDERSTAND SWIMMING ANIME im gonna have to not watch this because i know ill just get sexually frustrated and sad over it what anime is this guys this
i’m super pumped because lindsey is gonna be here tomorrow and cj will be here on friday! AND MY BIRTHDAY IS ON SATURDAY! LINDSEY LETS PLAY BY MY POOL! also, check that subtle cleavage. i did that shit on purpose.
thanksgiving dinner at my house reminds me why being black is the shit. because seriously, fuck pumpkin pie. sweet potato pie forever.
cremitapalacara: 3.10 The Gorilla Experiment - “I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad.” waaaaaaaajajajajajajaja !! pedazo de capitulo wn xD!!!
ok i just followed like 5 more shinee blogs and i have no regrets because my dash is just so wonderfully wonderful right now
arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
sexymittens: Yes, maybe someday. because this is so relevant, as always….
fuckoffcats: PLEASE BE NICE TO PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON IN THEIR LIFE AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT
ixnay-on-the-oddk: *wish I didn’t have to make this video wearing this makeup but oh well* Reporting me and having my perfectly PG photos removed because you think I’m too skinny is BULLYING. No, not concern, not a helping hand, it’s bullying.
I’m playing the first one (origins) and yes it’s definitely worth it, I looove it but right now I effing hate it BECAUSE THE CROWS CAN ALL JUMP INTO A DRAGONS MOUTH I HATE THEM
my favourite disney song is the one where the villain bursts into murder-y song because he got a boner
ialienslut: i like myself today nudes | nsfw services | book a private show! can you kill me?? or marry me? because you are a goddess
orbific: you know when discrimination really hits you? when you send an email or an application or etc and you wonder if opportunities are denied to you or in jeopardy just because of your name
my toes are itching like little fuckers and there is absolutely nothing I can do because I hate wearing socks and ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR SOCKS FOR THESE STUPID CHILBAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT MY TOES THEY
trust: have you ever seen someone so attractive that you can’t even look at them because it’s like you’re embarrassing yourself
yourdarlinglittlesammy: how much would it cost to pay someone to massage my back all day every day because I think that is an investment I should look into
tendencytoslip said: IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO GO SEE A MOVIE. I saw it last night at 11pm. this is true and how I normally feel, but the past week has finally caught up to me and I’m so tired and mad at myself for being tired because now I can’t
Police Destroy LEGALLY Painted Mural of Mike Brown, Because It ‘Sent the Wrong Message’
