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You like to dress up like a girl and thve me tie you up because you have a little tiny penis
You just married her, but before she even leaves the reception hall, she’s already sucking the cock of another man, just like she said she would. And because you agreed to it, you’ll be getting a very used pussy on your wedding night, which excites
You didn’t worry about your wife’s girls’ nights out because you knew your sister was one of the members of the group. Not, until you learned that your sister was completely hooked on black cock and that she had initiated many other girls. And it
bby-squid: found myself lost again, with even more excuses, and even less concernbound and gagged but i enjoy it,you seduce your prisoner before you take your turn. x
because-you-are-mine: This looks fun. Yes, Ma'am, of course you can punch your balls if you’d like to!
You know you’re at the wrong job when you start getting paid in feet
you know i love your mcgenji, synneand god its true !!! like why would anyone do that? honestly its another reason why mc*anzo puts me off is cause a lot of the shippers literally get shocked when you ship another mccree ship
You give your time to make a dime. You sacrifice your health to build wealth. In the end it’s funny… Because you leave your money.
iamagirlwithredhair: itsmorifarty: biologytextbook: when someone taller than you hugs you and you kind of put your head on their chest and it feels really protective and warm like godamn if thats not the greatest shit in the world alternatively, being
Have you ever seen that set of donuts that you just look at them and the glaze doesn’t look quite right and you think, “are these glazed or did someone literally just cum all over these donuts?”
you-do-you-boo-boo: have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough
You know you're an Anime* when: You look at yourself in the mirror and can't bare to go to middle school that day because you are just too kawaii
watched les mis earlier… because that’s apparently my new cheer up film
Because Missy told me to
queenrylan: esotericalesbians: it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob Because we have vaginas
You ever see one of those #Relatable type posts where there’s nothing wrong or offensive about it or anything, it’s just so intensely Not You that you would relate to the exact polar opposite of it, like it’s astounding how much you can’t relate
You make me so mad. We're not friends because YOU dont want to be friends you faggot! Sorry If I'm not acting depressed on twitter and FB and stuff but i'm trying to pretend nothing happened and I'm ignoring the whole situation. it's working very well
do you ever see someone’s art style and start developing a crush on it.
madcapbaker: peregrint: can you imagine elrond as your dad u would misbehave and all he would have to do is look at you like I had to show this to my sisters boyfriend who was across the room because his best friend is actually Hugo Weaving’s
tsukiyamo: “I always admired Wonder Woman and the Incredible Hulk, but I don’t know if I’d be a very convincing Hulk.”
dieaerzte: lnannibal: dieaerzte: it would be fucked up if sex were real wtf are you talking about i was just saying that like if sex were real that would be fucked up The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. Just saying
You don’t get presents on your birthday because you were born, you get presents as rewards for still being alive.
You telling me, you wouldn’t kiss this cock sucking slut, you’re a moron. Cock sucking fucking slurping cum sluts are just as great as good girls and even better because you know exactly where they coming from.
you know what… lol. I DO NOT FUCKING CARE. ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS NOW. BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT, I CAN’T HELP THAT I DON’T CARE. I TRY AND IT FAILS. SO NO. I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT. ANYMORE. AWESOME. FUCK YOU.
You have kids, because you and Andy are a team. And you wanna bring in some new team members.
It is weed free WednesdayIt’s tuesdayShut up its weed free wednesday
draumbouy: the-porcelain-empress: White couples that adopt non-white kids If you’re getting mad at someone for adopting a parentless child and bringing that child into a loving home because their skin color doesn’t match then you need to take
You will always be good enough. Everything about you is valid. I love you. Don’t hurt yourself. Don’t take your life. The world is special because you’re part of it.
you don’t have to be a bad girl to get a spanking.. sometimes you just ask for them because you want one.
You’re in the film with Natalie Portman. You’re 6.3, she’s 5.3 and I’m curious because you can’t tell when you watch the movie, but are there special effects ?!
When bae randomly calls you, because something just happened and you’re the first person they wanted to tell..
You know its bad when your sitting on the floor in the bathroom crying your eyes out because you already know your fate. You know what’s gonna happen and how badly you are going to suffer from it. The pain is unbearable. The fear is there. The ache
You ain't real if you haven't had your hair washed in a kitchen sink
drkarayua: glutenfreewaffles: glutenfreewaffles: remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees how many fucking people on this website wear glasses jfc it’s always the leaves oh my god
Because you, you just know, you just do.
Because this is still not okay. What happened was not okay. And I don’t care if you think it was fine. It. was. NOT. okay. And you not giving any shits is definitely not okay.
You created a monster. And now you want to give it to someone else to deal with. Because you're scared of your creation. Lol
you’re going to take my iPod and phone away for an hour and a half everyday because you dont think im doing good at school ? you’re going to tell me that I don’t give a shut about my grades ? you’re fucking crazy. I may be on
You know, just because you’re beautiful doesn’t mean you can treat people like they don’t matter
you pieces shit who bitch about oh wahh I don’t wanna see relatives because I’m awkward wahh I wanna punch you the fuck out
you know you cut the right people the fuck off from your life when they fucking crawl back to you asking to be let back into your life like hell no trash lord get outta my face just because you give a half ass apology don’t mean shit bitch
You are 100% FUBAR (F*cked Up Beyond All Repair). But you know what? You own it like a rock star, because you donated all of your f*cks to the hipsters at Goodwill.
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does anyone ever get a moment where you’re just sitting there and then suddenly mental images of your otp creep into your mind even though you were doing nothing prior to be reminded of them and you sob into your hands because of how perfect they
You’re not better than anybody because you read a book before they did.Also, there’s nothing wrong with being inspired to read a book after you’ve seen the movie/show based on it.
you tried to warn me, of what we’d be but you couldn’t show me, it wasn’t meant to be..because you wanted me and I wanted you, and we thought that’s all we needed was just us two. but love has a way of changing it ways it’s
you tried to warn me, of what we’d be but you couldn’t show me, it wasn’t meant to be..because you wanted me and I wanted you, and we thought that’s all we needed was just us two. but love has a way of changing it ways it’s so easy to get lost
hotdominicanmom: johnniewaswolf: brinajay-27: lovemissangela: iamncgalactic: hotdominicanmom: Amazing White media be like Did they literally say a monster A monster?? 😂😂 It’s never that serious It’s GAWKER it’s sarcasm It is ALWAYS
You’re right, we did only agree to a week of chastity because you’re not ready for more than that.But here’s the thing. I have the key. And the best part is to keep you caged way past what you can handle.So I only promised that to get
You know what makes anxiety go away? Money. And if you believe money won’t make you feel good that’s only because you have enough to pay rent and buy meds and food. Just a thought.
lunalovegood2:Someday you’ll die and nobody will be worried about your weight anymore. They’re gonna be worried about how happy you were. They’re gonna tell stories about the time that you laughed and the time that you were silly and
You know your a whore when you cough and you pussy leaks cum until your panties are soaked and it hurts to sit because you got fucked so hard.
Because I know that Tumblr has been cruddy a lot I send this to you in hopes you like it! Your art makes me smile a lot so I used my second day of Inktober to honor you and my two favorite penguins!Time of Death: 10:26 PM, by Sweetness. Rest in Fucking
