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sexhaver: broke: only slash three tires because if you slash all four then insurance will cover it but they won’t cover three (this is literally not true btw and could serve to establish in court that you were slashing their tires to cause maximum
bbc-cuck-whites: jjdsmiabbc: Getting used as a true black cum slut likes. All white holes should be always ready to be used by big black cock because that is the only way to feel real pleasure, like this illustrates.
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sub-muffin: sub-louisss: Be careful ! I will repost this EVERY TIME I see it because it is too funny and all too true. Wish these fucks would leave us alone!
darylings: dreamingundone: #this photoset is a complete lie #it’s funny because it’s true
pieman12234: luckyzorua: waifudesu: pinkcookiedoedoodles: Because some days I’m just a sad, shy, lethargic sloth with no backbone, but also I want to talk to someone? This is so true imma shed some tears That would be nice
lieutenanthawteye: littleroyaithings: Though Roy is normally quite good with the ladies, he turns into such a dork around Riza. This isn’t even a headcanon because it’s true. Roy thinks he’s good with the ladies.
fernandomoutinho: You think this is funny. But 50 years from now humans will forget the actual names of these things. Dictionaries won’t help you because they already classified these names to be true long before that.
cliffymikeyy: babybluestocking: raikagay: remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS
supremerubber: This is a dream come true!I love that vacbed because it refuses to let her go!So lost in the blissful feeling of surrendering
wingardium-liftiosa: dancingonthegrave: THIS IS THE MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET. EVER. Reblogging again because it’s more true now than it’s ever been.
barreboy: plain-old-toast98: I need all my gay mutuals to move closer to me so we can have giant gay sleepovers at my house. This is especially true because almost all of my gay mutuales are incredibly sexy men I would love to have some fun with
jensteed: steve-rogers: a true story This is ridiculously sweet and I’m gayer because of it, awww
sativasquirts: Underneath it said. “Everything should be considered, questioned… The moment we think we are sure of something we limit our possibility to learn more.” This is so true. Probably one of my favorite posts so far because I love to
vorbits: underrmyumbrellaella: this is the true gen z experience once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes
thelastexhaledangel: badgyal-k: jehovahhthickness: I can’t even argue with this because it’s true???? Damn. Balance and reciprocity is the key. But make sure you’re not doing all the work.
whenbenmetjerry: babybluestocking: raikagay: remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS where are you christmas? why
tokiwotomete-: kim jaejoong, king of fanservice
andrewbreitel: taissafarmiga: all because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do. this is so true it almost fucking hurts (@ the damaged people)
grennja: najikasun: shortsurvey: please tell me why Seriously this is 100% true you cannot name a Pokemon or a Mii or an Animal Crossing character “Ravioli” and it’s making me question Nintendo’s pasta preferences I think because putting
officialunitedstates: smexing: officialunitedstates: zreje: officialunitedstates: they call it a heartbeet because your heart looks like a beet this is so true I know What’s going on here text post I made about heart beets and someone said they
californiadreaminxox: What is this shit. We don’t care about that, as long as you aren’t allergic to my pet moose !
babybluestocking: raikagay: remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS
64sensei: ghostsfacer: Sorry but I will reblog this every time I see it because it is just too accurate not to. so true
Meet Glora Etim Sometimes I take pictures of people when they are not aware. This is the best because that’s when they show true emotions, natural facial expressions. I usually wait at the junction of my street for about 10 minutes to catch a cab to
iridessence: stevencash: grace-isms: stevencash: True Femenist: Fights for equality, between both genders Faux Feminist: Fights for female dominance, and the degradation of and payback on men. this is why i don’t call my self a feminist, because
kaitlintakesamerica: pinkslipplanet: egyptianworldempress: This is so true on so many levels. They want to keep us dumb because of their appropriated power. How do you control the masses? Keep them fat and stupid. ^^^ I agree completely. The
averydirtyoldman: kaitlintakesamerica: pinkslipplanet: egyptianworldempress: This is so true on so many levels. They want to keep us dumb because of their appropriated power. How do you control the masses? Keep them fat and stupid. ^^^ I agree
darrynek: is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t
tamorapierce: maccesmellerbee: avengersonna: I love captain America more than I love America #that’s because captain america believes in freedom and equality This is a morning for the true comments that burn!
terrideekitty: thomasnel: I know because I’m Cancer This is very true for me, Cancer. ;)
ero-boros: wintesm: Everything I know about the series continuity, based on what I learned from my dashboard and the MM25 artbook. I think I got most of the important stuff down. this is funny because it’s true
blkpussesupreme: cliffymikeyy: babybluestocking: raikagay: remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS The only reason
thecsph: start-living-the-dream: This is so true, for those ladies who have long labia and feel bad about them because they don’t match the absurd ‘beauty standards’ seen in porn/media. However, if you do have long labia and find they are causing
zombieskillyou: missxhorror: siyrenmoon: ghostsfacer: Sorry but I will reblog this every time I see it because it is just too accurate not to. HAHA I can’t hahaha So true
epikalstorms: vorbits: underrmyumbrellaella: this is the true gen z experience once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t
musashi-no-kami: vvhitelotus: This is funny because people be wearing clothes with random Asian text on them. It’s true too, when I was there they had all sorts of english worded shirts that didn’t make sense. Some of them I’m not even sure what
cptnsylver: roxydizzytoes:I think this is the saddest part of the episode because for the first time in decades and decades of stanford hating on stanley they finally talk like true friends again but then a second later Stanford starts asking for his
tahthetrickster:babe wake up new conspiracy theory just droppedthe moon landing was faked on the moon
whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst: vogue-pussssy: wingardium-liftiosa: dancingonthegrave: THIS IS THE MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET. EVER. Reblogging again because it’s more true now than it’s ever been. LOOL Yup my
pastel-prince-of-tmblr: wingardium-liftiosa:dancingonthegrave:THIS IS THE MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET. EVER. Reblogging again because it’s more true now than it’s ever been.MY LIFE IN ONE COMIC
rawrism: Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45020194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:23PM on 23/04/2007 i can’t remember what i did yesterday but, yup, this is very true! LOL
sexyboy1998: M.I.A. is a non black female rap artist and I think no one ever felt offended by the fact that she uses this art form because she stays true to herself and doesn’t represent a mockery of rap culture like igoo azolzole
emily-adomestic: insanecorgi: forlackofabettercomic: Sleep tight, everyone. This is 100% true Married couples in western society actually used to sleep in separate bedrooms up until the Edwardian era because they thought it was uncomfortable to
februaryatmidnight: I wish he would have won but I am sure that I will be hearing a song of his on the radio soon because this man is a true rock legend in the making!
cpliso: Whether it was intentional or not, no man could resist staring anytime Lilly bent over to pick something up. I would have to say that this is a VERY true statement! I know, because I’ve watched guys all my life drool whenever Mom bends over.
vogue-pussssy: wingardium-liftiosa: dancingonthegrave: THIS IS THE MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET. EVER. Reblogging again because it’s more true now than it’s ever been. LOOL
speightdaysaweek: czystiel: thetricksterandtheoptimist: evil-overlordess: Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
