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iamlittlei: girlwithalessonplan: jacintos10: goldentulips: My class all the time. sounds about right WHERE’S THE YOUTUBE VIDEO!? The first one, ALL THE TIME, but that’s because I give into it pretty often. I don’t get #2 that much because
Ok so I have to teach a moral to like 2nd graders and i got “dont judge others by their appearance” so I decided that the story would be that there was a pigeon and a peacock and they were having like a “which bird is cooler”
adhbabey:spiletta42: ladyartemisia28: apersnicketylemon: ineedtothinkofatitle: dear caretakers of children: stop telling kids “I don’t care who started it!”. you’re teaching children to ignore unequal power balances. that leads to legitimate
Having enough awards/accolades/whatevers to fill a resume is fun and all until you somehow have to fill it on one page. edit: Also my name is Donna (Donnie) M______ on the header. Because I’m not running away from this bullshit.
condommodel: i like to call middle school the middle ages because it was dark times
I opened up the sociology textbook I got a copy of from my cooperating teaching, because I’m going to start collecting ideas for lesson plans and stuff. I look at the cover, where everyone’s signed in their text book. There’s four
It sounds like I’m not going to go in for the professional day tomorrow. I have not been contacted to go to it and even then, I won’t know who my cooperating teacher is as late as Wednesday. It just really sucks, because I could be helping
I just got a haircut. Not too sure how I feel about it yet :/
I keep freaking out, because I somehow have to work in a bullshit multiple choice quiz into my unit plan. but like… I fucking hate that shit. I don’t want to make students do multiple choice tests. I know they’re bullshit. They know
I’m breaking down in front of my housemate. My knees are shaking and my voice is all over the place and I’m crying and it’s all because of someone who once upon a time was my best friend. I hate this. I hate this so much. I don’t
One of the teachers I’m working with actually said “Why am I stuck with the [r-word] class?” because she has seven students with IEPs. I think that’s enough sign for me to stop existing. Every aspect of my life is a fucking joke.
sexpai: “You’re beating me up because I’m right and you can’t prove me wrong!”
My students keep trying to get me to watch Hetalia because I’m a history teacher.
I might be going into school tomorrow wearing a halloween sweater, skeleton earrings, and a bat headband BECAUSE FUCK DRESS CODE
neonkappa: Because someone had to do it.
don’t be like me kids. if your aid tells you “it’s not your problem” to know a student’s IEP modifications, because “it’s [the aid’s] job,” don’t accept it. or try to find a backwards way to
uuuuuuugh the kid that I hate decided to attack the fact that I use my hands today. I just told him to drop it and that I have cultural reasons for it, so stop. To which all his little friends laughed at me. And just…. it pissed me off, because
sent my resume to the guy in charge of building safety in my school, because he said he liked me and he wanted to pass the bio along to administrators sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo we’ll see how that goes.
would anyone be into doing a commission of reid in a zazzle poetry gender-related sweatshirt? because I have a need.
my professor wants to meet with me next week and talk about job opportunities and basically trying to do anything possible to get me into a classroom this fall and I wish my life was filmed, because the faces I was making were mixes of adoration, horror,
whenever I research bergen county schools I remember how little I want to teach in one. So many of the teacher’s bios are like “I ENJOY READING BY THE FIRE AND I LOVE MY KIDS AND I REALLY LOVE THE SUMMER, BECAUSE I GET TO GO DOWN THE SHORE
I keep thinking about the end quote from the last episode of Criminal Minds, because I actually feel like it’s appropriate for today. It’s a Joseph Campbell quote that goes “We must be willing to let go of the life we planned so as
Oh God, my teachers had to dock so many points from my grade in elementary school, because I wrote in cursive/made my text fancy. It became enough of a problem my mom had to approach me about it. It’s actually ridiculous how much of elementary
vernondaviscrying: I love my history class because this one kid just talks about the illuminati and how Obama is a reptilian every day and my teacher is like true
I’m not sure if this is specific to teaching/grad school, but has anyone else lost a zillion friends because of it? I mean, I’ve had interpersonal relationship issues, sure, but I’m checking my friend’s list on Facebook and a
Going to bed at a normal hour because FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL TOMORROW EEK
being a mentally ill educator is bizarre, because I’m getting a report about a girl who ran out of the school and did laps around it during a breakdown and her guidance counselor is sending pictures of her to the staff and telling them to look out
I apparently have a reputation in the special education department as “the cool teacher” because the kids really like my signs and stuff on my desk.
The principal of my school confessed that he was going to write me up because I had a backpack on during school hours omg how do I keep passing as a prepubescent child.
I’m apparently an object of fascination with a large portion of the staff I work with, because I have a 45 minutes commute to get there. I know “I refuse to move back in with my abusers and the town I live in is safe for my partner and I to
I love tracking the Alexander Hamilton tag during the school year, because you see these waves of teenagers going “oh no he’s hot” depending on where he appears in their social studies curriculum.
throws a hissy fit before I leave for my professional development, because not only do I have a one hour session for a standardized test that doesn’t even cover my subject matter, but I have a two and a half hour session on co-teaching, which I
I took on a subbing position tomorrow, because I wanted extra money. …………I’m subbing first graders and fourth graders. Hoooooly shit. I am in over my head.
I did my first sub position today and BOY OH BOY I thought writing fic in the back while the kids watched a movie was a good idea. WRONG. Because as I was writing out ideas for what Joseph could wear for her birthday dinner a kid appeared next to
everyone at my job calls me donnie, except for the principal and my second grade teacher, who is now my colleague. I am entirely okay with this, because I am still in a state of shock that my second grade teacher is my coworker.
npr is running an article on ~the secret life of teachers and I’m cracking up, because it’s like what’s yr secret life~*~ and in my head I’m going “uh I write 10,000 word tomes of slow build jjba fic.”
Today the topic of politics was brought up in the teacher’s lounge and I just wanted to curl up and die, because after being raised in Bergen County I know better than to talk about politics. At one point a co-worker who is trying to get closer
Is there a mature way to tell someone “Just because we sit near each other during lunch doesn’t mean we’re friends." Or better yet "You make me feel unsafe as a trans and queer person and I’d rather you not try and
I have to go to bed, because I have professional development tomorrow while my kids sleep in and enjoy a day off >:( grumble, grumble. at least it’s a half day, because I’m a part-time teacher.
religiousmom: I get really irritated when 6th and 7th graders have cute clothes and sense of style because I feel like every 12 year old needs to go through the horrible peace sign and sequins phase that I did
the only comment I’ve gotten on my evaluation is that I didn’t include the gender breakdown or if the class was ~high-performing or low-performing. but, like. I hate doing that kind of shit. because it’s cissexist and ableist as fuck.
soooo I told a kid to stop threatening to throw a piece of paper and he decided to start doing a blowjob gesture toward me.needless to say, I told the dean of students and the guidance department. he’s apparently in deep shit, because he avoided an
lord I caught a kid plagiarizing like. I was able to put portions of their essay into google and found them word-for-word. I don’t entirely know what to do, because if I had the energy/didn’t get fucking fired I would make her do it in front of
demigirljoseph: lord I caught a kid plagiarizing like. I was able to put portions of their essay into google and found them word-for-word. I don’t entirely know what to do, because if I had the energy/didn’t get fucking fired I would make her do
ok so… here’s the deal.-Did the demo lesson and it went pretty okay! The supervisor spoke to me like a supervisor would and while the kids were dead, due to break coming up, they were okay. I didn’t get to meet the principal, because she
benepla: fuckboyaham: Anyone ever had a class where there’s one really obvious Tumblr nerd who never stops talking about stuff that the entire class doesn’t understand because it would only make sense on this shit website and you just cringe so
homojabi:I remember when I first started my transition I was using they/them pronouns because I reasoned it would be less shocking for people to use something neutral like they/them instead of jumping straight from he/him to she/her. Anyway, one day I
I lost out on a job because I “don’t have enough middle school experience” (even tho I taught middle school for a YEAR) so I’m feeling real bummed out, because I’m wondering if that’s a way of saying “You’re too gay to teach middle schoolers”
dragginage: please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to
She played it cool but I bet Pearl was ecstatic that Steven was interested in learning swordplay. Look how happy she is trying to teach him the basics
I like that bit in “Alone Together” when they’re trying to teach Steven that synchronized snapping-running-jumping routine because there’s that part where they all put their foot down but Steven puts his hand down and its just like how did you
smurflewis: gaysfinest: Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love. My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would
runninitriot: fortheloveoffox: cosimasgrin: vanspoor: lastchance-lastdance-girl: shinjaninja: imnotreallyahipster: cheesymashedpotatoes: or, you know, teach people not to rape other people… Sadly, even if you teach people not to rape, they’ll
sushiandpie: englishmajorhumor: lameborghini: school taught me a lot of stuff but mostly it taught me how to get ready in 15 minutes College will teach you how to get ready in five. college will teach you how to not go at all.
5sosphanandshortbread:rabbittwalter:gamtav88:brooklyn-knight:jalexintheimpala: god bless gordan ramsey Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome. because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook,
walkingnorth-art: Background practice with Korra. I don’t know if I’m delighted that Korra is literally going on a life changing field-trip, or heartbroken because she’s all on her own she should’ve travelled with Zuko, doesn’t she know that
cremitapalacara: 3.10 The Gorilla Experiment - “I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad.” waaaaaaaajajajajajajaja !! pedazo de capitulo wn xD!!!
students who refuse to print their first and last names for me because they signed up online and I haven’t printed the real sign in sheet yet like who tf you think u are bitch
flame:It’s important that you keep your feelings and your self worth in different places because when feelings get hurt it shouldn’t change how you view yourself.
froghat: castiowl:savingcastiel:mostly10:onemoremistake: Supernatural 7x20 webclip #1 YEAH DEAN TEACH HER HOW TO FLIRT WITH MEN TEACH HER HOW TO FLIRT WITH MEN MY JAW JUST DROPPED DEAN FUCK oh my gufickgn god
