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Slytherin is sexy because Draco Malfoy makes it sexy!
sanaysonny: pinkrobotgirl: fleecedragons: myheartofgoldturnedplatinum: alwaysyourbaby: desert-revolution: I firmly believe that the reason many Slytherins were easily convinced to join Voldemort was because they were treated like shit by the rest
doctorsherlocked: cuddletiem: o-p-g: I love this. I resent this. I help those I like, and I’m a Slytherin! c: Were handle it because were just to awesome! Slytherin here: of course you save yourself! After all, you always put your own breathing
Slytherin: Slytherins have a more cynical view on the world, and believe that there is darkness in the hearts of all, some are just unwilling to accept it. They think anyone who doesn’t realize this is naive or perhaps even stupid, and because of
nataliasbarton: thetravelinghufflepuff: hufflepuff/slytherin friendships are the best and most terrifying thing ever because i am positive that if 2 people were two take over the world it would be a slytherin and a hufflepuff Did you mean: (x)
slytherin-stud: blinkpen: shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling
kitty-in-training:robottko:tavoriel:whimsybrain:A group of Slytherin students camping outside the common room because the password is something bigoted and they refuse to say ita group of Slytherin students having a sleepover in the Hufflepuff dormitory
slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:cas-get-into-my-ass: himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
slytherin-stud: blinkpen: shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound
psychopompious: I am really annoyed with the idea that Slytherins are always cool, calm and unemotional. Most of the Slytherins we see are very emotional, and make a lot of important decisions based on strong emotion, and even foil themselves because
shitthehousessay: Slytherin: You feeling calm? Ravenclaw: Not even a little. Are you? Slytherin: I’m totally calm. Ravenclaw: That’s because you’re mentally unstable Slytherin: Thank you
maudsmuggers: “Remus Dobby Potter, you were named after the two people who actually gave a shit about my well being. One of them was a house elf and I’d much rather see you become that than a fucking Slytherin. Don’t come back unless you’re
jolly-the-destructor: when u ship a hufflepuff with a slytherin
slytherin95: Because Classydopplereffect asked me for it
siriuslikesboys: shoutout to all the hufflepuffs and ravenclaws who only get a quarter of the merch opportunities as everyone else i hope everyone realizes that is only about 13% because us Slytherins only get half of what the bloody gryffindors do.
HP meme → one house We Slytherins look after our own. As far as we’re concerned, once you’ve become a snake, you’re one of ours – one of the elite. Because you know what Salazar Slytherin looked for in his chosen students? The seeds of greatness.
slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: deducting-timelord-for-castiel: im-your-favorite-actor-and-i: do you think its called “The Fault in Our Stars” because Hazel’s zodiac sign is cancer and shes got cancer so its her stars sign that caused it and thats
thetravelinghufflepuff: hufflepuff/slytherin friendships are the best and most terrifying thing ever because i am positive that if 2 people were two take over the world it would be a slytherin and a hufflepuff
princess-stabbity:thetravelinghufflepuff:hufflepuff/slytherin friendships are the best and most terrifying thing ever because i am positive that if 2 people were two take over the world it would be a slytherin and a hufflepuff
significationary:mylifeisaparodyofatragedy: Idk why everyone thinks Slytherins are all evil bc they’re ambitious when in most cases ambition really just leads to shoving a whole pizza in your mouth because some hoe said you couldn’t. #slytherin
slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: cas-get-into-my-ass: himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
slytherin-enchantress: I love Garnet. And not just because Garnet is my birthstone.
dumbass-oikawa: the-princeofblood: bucket-beanie: First year Slytherin kids crying in their dorms because they never wanted to be ‘evil’. Slytherin kids that are ignored, bullied and picked on by their former friends bc they got sorted into the
tavoriel:whimsybrain:A group of Slytherin students camping outside the common room because the password is something bigoted and they refuse to say ita group of Slytherin students having a sleepover in the Hufflepuff dormitory because the Hufflepuffs
slytherin-on-the-iron-throne: Walker Hershel? Yeah, because I’m totally over his death! Totally.
I don’t know is ya’ll were aware, but I have an Etsy shop. I make and sell stuff like dreadlock beads (some with Hogwarts house colors!) and recycled fabric flower hair clips.Casual self-promoting because I’m trying to save money
