because reasons
NSFW Tumblr
find because reasons on porn pin board
because reasons clips
nitlon: ahh yes earth day where we pretend that the reason human beings are fucking the earth over is because your mom doesn’t recycle and not because global corporations are ducking national regulations and then calling their products “green”
robotmango:the reason i secretly like holiday meet-cute movies is not because they’re romantic. it’s because of their ludicrous, BALLS TO THE WALL insistence that there are VERY REAL and VERY POWERFUL SUPERNATURAL FORCES that will go to ANY
plaidandredlipstick: the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls“ is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that
jakobhybholt: I know it’s barely being covered by international media because to them the continent of Africa doesn’t exist beyond the odd iconic lion getting shot but the reason I haven’t been online lately is because South Africa is in upheaval.
i-am-inspired-to-be: healthyshrrrr1mp: I’m reblogging this again because I want to add that images like this are literally 100% the only reason I feel better about my body. Because when I’m having a shitty body image day, I look in the mirror and
inkskinned: inkskinned: My bare chest isn’t allowed on campus but rapists are. actually you know what? this is for every girl that got sent home because her shoulders were distracting someone. because the skin of her was somehow potent with reasons
oopsabird:the reason you were able to read more and do more activities in a day when you were a kid than you do as an adult isn’t because you got stupider, it’s because as a child you generally had your base needs taken care of and your schedule provided
mailgirl-bellwether:canichangemyblogname:The reason Tumblr was such an L for Yahoo wasn’t because it’s user base was so insufferable, but because Tumblr became a less popular media platform. Algorithm became more popular, creating content that people
treatmenlikegods: Not just because He wants you to, though that’s reason enough… But because YOU want to…You have a burning NEED to do ANYTHING no matter how dirty, to prove your devotion to Him.
No, slut. The reason that all the boys like your photo isn't because you're pretty. It's because you're almost naked.
Rar. I’m tired and my head is killing me. And I’m upset for some reason? Maybe because Alex is all :/ but idk whyy because now he’s at work and can’t tell me. So I left him a video. But like..I’ve been feeling better about
#Dean never ignored his ‘nerdy’ baby brother #because for Dean #the only reason Dean is ‘cool’ is because Sam thinks he is
misanthropicmutiny: Living with mental illness means that on some days it will be even harder to cope and you might not be able to explain why. It could be because you havent slept enough, because a smell reminded you of feeling sad, or for no reason
theyfuckingsaidmegstiel: The reason that guys think that periods aren’t that bad is because we hide it so well, I know girls who vomit because their cramps are so bad but you will never hear them complain and if that isn’t the toughest shit then
murdoc-lein: johnstached: Because Heather said “I swear to god, the reason Mike Stamford didn’t go to John’s wedding is because he was fucking pissed that John did not marry Sherlock” and I couldn’t not. oh god… perfect.
spectaculacular-sammy: theunderwaterkiss: #Dean never ignored his ‘nerdy’ baby brother #because for Dean #the only reason Dean is ‘cool’ is because Sam thinks he is I haven’t even seen a single episode but I think this is adorable Those
neyney-jr: healthyshrrrr1mp: I’m reblogging this again because I want to add that images like this are literally 100% the only reason I feel better about my body. Because when I’m having a shitty body image day, I look in the mirror and I remember
forwehavesinned: why can’t people dislike a ship just because??? like why does there always need to be some deep philosophical feminist moralistic progressive reasoning behind it? i am allowed to hate a fictional relationship just because i think it’s
hieisdarkdragonchick: captainpoe: #ICONIC!!! This means that the reason we never see the x men is because when wade shows up everyone hides because they dont want to deal with him
smawl: reasons to lose weight, other than just being thin:being thrown around during sex because you’re so lightso you can show people you can do anything you set your mind tobeing picked up by your partner because you are finally small enoughwearing
jionttt: the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time
teddy-assman: thecarefree: i giggled because i’ve read that manga hamlet and i agree with him crying because of reasons
classyshippingblog: #This dwarf is the most badass dwarf in the entire film #Look at that shit he doesn’t even blink #The only reason Sauron didn’t try to pull his shit sooner is because this guy was still alive #Because this guy would’ve picked
ladie-bug: Because of its unusual, star-like silhouette, people believe that it came here on a meteor. Because of its silhouette, it’s believed to be a star reborn. For some reason, it loves Minior.
silver-tongues-blog: hieisdarkdragonchick: captainpoe: #ICONIC!!! This means that the reason we never see the x men is because when wade shows up everyone hides because they dont want to deal with him to be fair, its 100% in character for the Xmen
hustlerose: i can not stress this enough. the reason gladiator fights don’t happen anymore isn’t because everyone spontaneously lost their appetite for watching dudes murder each other in real life. it’s because the romans found out that if you
headspace-hotel:headspace-hotel:headspace-hotel:shoutout to everybody who cannot partake in the shared history spongebob memes give everyone because they were, for some inexplicable reason, never allowed to watch spongebob It’s weird because unlike
panhasablog:Thinking about the cis girl at my high school who changed her name purely because she thought the new one was cooler because she saw me change mine (for trans reasons) and was like oh wait I can just do that? I can just start using another
indehiscent:forthegothicheroine: I’m not a classicist, but I suspect one of the reasons so many of the Greek gods are portrayed so unflatteringly was less because they were seen as villains than because they represented their domains. Of course Zeus
raichuvirus: Matt Confirmed, the reason Ruby said “Don’t look at me!” was her attempting to keep the birthday plan together and was so upset when yelling “Great! this is just perfect” because she was upset that the surprise was ruined because
penis-peeper:you can wear a skirt just because its pretty. or wear eyeshadow because it’s fun. it doesn’t need to be for a deeper reason. you don’t need to be actively trying to break gender norms. existing how you want is enough
gingieee:neyney-jr: healthyshrrrr1mp: I’m reblogging this again because I want to add that images like this are literally 100% the only reason I feel better about my body. Because when I’m having a shitty body image day, I look in the mirror and
rurubear: he is the reason i won’t be able to sleep properly tonight… …not because i’ll be rolling around with him in my bed, but because i’ll be wishing he even knew i was existing & longing to bite his abdomen.
strongbirdjay:ariesmark: sharkielle: GOD DAMN PREACH IT Um ok?? What’s that have to do with anything?? Because humans slaughter sharks by the thousands every hour for no reason other than to kill them. Because we go into the sharks’ territory
plaidandredlipstick: the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls“ is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek
insertdisc5: i look like that because the series have a perfectly functional set of models from the ps2 era and it’d be a lot of work to make new models, not because of any psychological reason or anything!!!! hey, are you listening to me?!
suspend:were you ever mad at someone you truly care then you block them in your life for a reason but everyday you have this urge to accept them back again? not because you want to talk to them but because you wanna check on them, know theyre okay, know
ha-ily: -420: my first tattoo! c: i got destino, which means fate in italian & im a firm believer in everything happening for a reason. its in my moms handwriting because i get my italian side from her & got it on my left side because my mom
insert-coin-here: classyshippingblog: #This dwarf is the most badass dwarf in the entire film #Look at that shit he doesn’t even blink #The only reason Sauron didn’t try to pull his shit sooner is because this guy was still alive #Because this
llamasprinkles: The only reason I tolerate winter is because of that nice toasty feeling when you drink coffee/tea or eat soup. That’s impossible in summer because you just get uncomfortably hot and start sweating
inlandterritory: gypsystevie: the reason why feminism is being called trendy is because more teenage girls are supporting it and YOU KNOW if teenage girls like a thing it must be fleeting and dumb I need feminism because young women can’t get involved
johncroftianlullaby: inlandterritory: gypsystevie: the reason why feminism is being called trendy is because more teenage girls are supporting it and YOU KNOW if teenage girls like a thing it must be fleeting and dumb I need feminism because young
mdthwomp: Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because
lovehealthlift: Transformation Tuesday! I always do my best to stay proud, I stay humble and no matter what - love every little bit of myself because it got me here. So big thanks to my legs, heart and sheer grit because they are the reasons for my new
guccikeychain: tbh the only reason i got skinny back in the day was because i played DDR before school and after school up until i fell asleep for like a year or two straight this is why I’ll never play ddr with you because you’ll show me
princessfailureee: blackfemalescientist: So my boyfriend’s school district had to put out a statement about 13 reasons why because there has been a significant increase in students cutting themselves and attempting suicide because of that show. Like
theunderwaterkiss: #Dean never ignored his ‘nerdy’ baby brother #because for Dean #the only reason Dean is ‘cool’ is because Sam thinks he is I haven’t even seen a single episode but I think this is adorable
The reason your parents don’t like me is because I am the embodiment of everything they train you to believe is self-destructive and unsafe. I scare them. Because I am genuinely happy being the way I am. I dropped out of highschool, and I have an
glamourweaver: wow-suchbree-veryblog: plaidandredlipstick: the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls“ is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a
jeza-red: flukeoffate: classyshippingblog: #This dwarf is the most badass dwarf in the entire film #Look at that shit he doesn’t even blink #The only reason Sauron didn’t try to pull his shit sooner is because this guy was still alive #Because
suzieme: reason why Russians don’t do tumblr - no not because it’s an American invention, but because they don’t need to - with pretty girls like Kristina living and playing in Moscow, who needs tumblr?
