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writing-prompt-s: The surgeon comes into the recovery room to tell you that although the surgery was a success, there was no blood to perform a transfusion, and instead they had to use Mountain Dew Code Red. You don’t hear this because you’ve already
cheget: bigvanvaduh: jerry seinfeld needs to admit that the real reason he doesn’t perform at colleges is because nobody there knows who he is anymore (20 year olds heckling at a deafening tone) BEE MOVIE BEE MOVIE BEE MOVIE BEE MOVIE
bombshellsandbluebells: Warner Brothers: releases Birds of Prey in the month where studios historically release the movies they think won’t perform well because box office numbers tend to be very low Birds of Prey: does pretty well opening weekend
quasarkisses:3-ducks-in-a-trenchcoat: kiyokospeaks: hundondestiny: gaycism: Are there gay bugs? he performed this when he came to my school and that shit was funny as fuck especially because a lot of the audience was LGBT ppl and we like Got It he’s
renthony:I’m generally of the opinion that if your film requires so much cgi that your actors are performing against nothing but green screens, maybe you should just be making an animated film instead. Because you’re basically already making
0w0whoareyou:abraxas-calibrator:gunkmusher:abraxas-calibrator:i am in spain but without the pain this is funny because in elementary i used to know this girl from my special ed class that would make me be her “assistant” while she performed surgery
shamelessnews: “Because Showtime airs "Shameless” in the first quarter of the year, by December I’ve often forgotten everything other than Emmy Rossum’s criminally overlooked performance. This year, the darkest of dark years for
hiraimz: #2YearsWithTWICE “The moment I know the reasons for me to perform on stage is when I gained energy from you who supported us during the music broadcast, I want to talk to you more, remember and meet each and everyone. Because of you, every
thatprocrastinatingjean:can you just imagine the dissapointment Auron had when Sora was performing a summon only to bring forth a tiny chicken with no pants because I sure can
thekimersonshow:Dancers can’t give each extra turns because they’re too busy critiquing the performances
fuckyeahmovies: “We often used to do a lot of things together, because people were very interested in him and I think we felt safe together. He was very sensitive. He didn’t always have a sense of performance in his everyday life. He knew who he
way-harsh-tai: Everything Beyonce does is careful and thought out. Her entire image is perfection crafted from planning ahead. She does not ‘wing it’ or throw things into her performances and public appearances ‘just because’. What she did at
reshiham: I give your performance a 10… on the pH scale because that shit was basic as hell
lucid-occasion: oreoofficial: girls go to the bathroom together because they have to perform hourly rituals to the dark lord satan. this is a fact I am girl I can confirm this
jthommy13:Basically the era where being thicker than a midget was a crime just because Africans happen to be thick. Sarah (Saartije) Baartman was a Khoisan (South African) woman who performed under the name “Hottentot Venus” in 19th century England
bustysister: “It’s okay, little brother, don’t be nervous. It’s me! You don’t have to perform or last long or bounce back quickly. You turn me on because I’m comfortable with you, and I want you to feel the same way, so it honestly makes
piccolo-of-doom:me: *regularly performs solos in front of professional musicians who are literally being paid to judge me* me: *is terrified of practicing in front of musically clueless family members because of what they might think of me*
ourprochoicevoice: tami-taylors-hair: Today the White House justified taking away free school breakfast and lunch because there’s no proof they help kids’ performance in school. As if feeding hungry children is not a reward in of itself. I just can’t
sorrynotsorrybi: breathingsboring: Was Elrond in a gay marriage? We don’t know, because it’s none of our goddamn business. … No matter what Elrond got up to, it didn’t effect his ability to perform his job like a boss. And that is to provide
bando–grand-scamyon: shefallacy: getmeachargerquick: mixed-apocalyptic: thatpettyblackgirl: it’s just they never seen a song in 3D. Iconic performance Black magic! AAVSL (African American Venacular Sign Language) is wild because you
youwerewonderful: Multitasking. They say women are better than men at multitasking, so perhaps all of us women have the potential to make good bukkake performers (bukkake-ists?). I don’t know about me because I’ve never tried. Don’t really fancy
phan-as-hell:My aesthetic - Brendon Urie singing ‘Here I am, composing a burlesque’ in the most ridiculous way possible when performing Nearly Witches live because Ryan wrote it
queentrxyler: Petition for the Tonys to have a Best Ensemble category because the rest of the people onstage besides the stars deserve to be recognized for their amazingness and hard work have you seen those kids perform in school of rock? ugh holy
morpheusjr: Learn this one exercise, to work and tone nearly every muscle in your body, ALL at one time. Performed here by Master Trainer @lyzabethlopez Go follow her @lyzabethlopez to find out what it’s called. Because I damn sure forgot the name.
clawsandcotton: Performance WoodWorkby Christoph Studer-Harper At Box43, Zürich, on October 18th 2015. “Because Art is Work and Sex is Art” - While working on a piece of wood fitted between my legs, I alternatively talk about the narratives of
omgsupergay: y’know that post that’s like “every interaction between men and women is an act of performance are and the man has no idea” because that’s what this is
dumbbigtittedslut:Hi, I’m DBTS, and I am a fuck pig. I do disgusting, degrading things for money, attention, and kicks because I’m a filthy, piece-of-shit whore (and I like it). I know exactly where I belong in this world- below men, performing tricks
imanomaly:Confession of stolen goods. (A true story)The first time I performed cunnilingus on a woman was a blast, largely because before I even broached the subject with her, I spent a night diligently studying vaginal anatomy and reading about
beyonslayed: altonzm: beyonslayed: Not to sound anti vegan but what is one ecological function performed by roaches because I’m not entirely sure we need them they’re a part of the food chain & they help with the breaking down of forest-floor
ultrafacts:(Fact Source) Follow Ultrafacts for more factsIn developmental psychology, a scale error is a serious attempt made by a child to perform a task that is patently impossible because of the extreme differences in the size of the objects involved.
ultrafacts: The polite and restrained Japanese audiences shocked the band, because the absence of screaming fans allowed them to hear how poor their live performances had become. (Fact Source)Follow Ultrafacts for more facts
gwenstacy: Abrams himself was surprised by the performance and said that Ford “was excited to get back in those shoes again, which was really interesting because I thought he hadn’t been a fan. I kept hearing those rumors when I was a kid.” (…)
sixpenceee:A picture of a Portuguese man o’ war. It is a siphonophore, which is a collection of hundreds of small jellyfish-like creatures that perform a single function like cells in a body. their sting is very painful, and because they are technically
papernoize: mengqi: The VM Kalimba, electro-acoustic integrated digital multimode programmer, performing interface and sequencer. I hope this is eurorack! Because it really fules my GAS! Wonderful design and brilliant idea!
davina-vaga: CuckookooAccording to the urbandictionary it means “When a girl becomes psychoticly in love with you because your sexual performance was the best she ever had.” This word had nothing to do with what I was searching
onewrongturn: Interviewer: Fresh from [a performance] - well, half of you were, and obviously half weren’t. Explain why that was.Tom: Well because me and Danny are the talented ones, basically, and we don’t trust these two to -Dougie: - mess it up.Danny:
deactivated-starkholmsyndrome-d: “We often used to do a lot of things together, because people were very interested in him and I think we felt safe together. He was very sensitive. He didn’t always have a sense of performance in his everyday life.
dearmeagan: People want to be so hurt and offended because of Beyonce’s Super Bowl performance.. Well, y'all fail to realize Bey’s BEEN doing this. Ain’t nothing new. You just didn’t choose to see it then. So, if you mad… Stay mad. ‘Formation’
joatmoa69: kittydenied: Task: Get in uniform, and perform 50 mirror sucks using the tally counter. Theres no talking in this video because I started and ended with the gag in my mouth (part of my uniform). While serving, the gag is only taken off for
“We often used to do a lot of things together, because people were very interested in him and I think we felt safe together. He was very sensitive. He didn’t always have a sense of performance in his everyday life. He knew who he was. For such
i got excited because i thought shinee was going to perform wss with jonghyun and all of a sudden it’s exo i jus- where did they come from
Whenever I see this on my dash I get so angry because the dog was harshly abused in order for it to perform this trick. It may be cute, but being yelled at, thrown, hit and shaken is NOT worth the few minutes of fame.
cishettears: idk why police officers being monitored to make sure they’re performing their duties ethically and within legal parameters is such a controversial topic because if I recall they’re a fan of using the whole “if you’ve got nothing
dailyjamiebower: For me, in order to become a successful performer, it’s taking hard work, perseverance and most of all passion - because you want it to be perfect.
jamescookjr: “When I was auditioning for Joffrey. I only had one audition, and the producers and writers were laughing at my performance because I was being so snotty and arrogant. They found it comical. I thought that was good.” —Jack Gleeson
e7iu5tyt: way-harsh-tai: Everything Beyonce does is careful and thought out. Her entire image is perfection crafted from planning ahead. She does not ‘wing it’ or throw things into her performances and public appearances ‘just because’. What
goatmeats:goatmeats:gas is like Ū… Missy Elliot performed at the Super Bowl… Beck just won a best album Grammy… Gorillaz are coming out with a new phase… can’t wait to go back to middle school because apparently it’s 2005I just heard a Rob
Sandy and Jenny walked home after both of them performed their special projects to get an “A” in Mr. Crude’s class. Although both were very happy with their grades, because neither had done any preparation, each had a tender ass hole. As they commiserated
Mr. Crude arrived at Vanna’s apartment to let her earn her “C” by performing a special project, saw that it looked like she wasn’t wearing panties and asked if that was just because he was coming over to fuck her.“No. I never wear panties or
When Mr. Crude arrived to let Emily perform her special project to improve her grade in his class, she was wearing a long robe, he thought because she was naked underneath. After she led him into her bedroom, she took off the robe and revealed that she
Kaisa was excited to have Mr. Crude as a guest in her apartment, especially because he was there to let her perform her special project. Her lace thong was soaked and she could hardly wait to let him start fucking her.Kneeling on her bed, Kaisa smiled
Anna hung her head off the end of the bed after performing her special project with Mr. Crude and said, “Well, I can tell I have just been fucked and I love it!”“Really? You’re not just saying that because I’m here, I hope.”“Yes, really!
Although extremely eager to perform her special project with Mr. Crude, Shrima was a bit nervous about what she was about to do. She put on a skirt and a top, but nothing underneath, partly to save time and partly because she knew she’d soak her panties
adultstarwardrobe:✒✒ Jade Baker ✒✒ When Jade arrived at Mr. Crude’s house to perform her special project, she was nervous, but because she desperately needed to improve her grade, she knew she had to go through with it. “You look nervous,
Mr. Crude was surprised to see Jia at Liya’s apartment because Liya was supposed to be performing a special project with him.Before he had a chance to ask why she was there, Liya said, “I hope you don’t mind if Jia is here. I thought it might help
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