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sherlocksmyth: sherlocksmyth: one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
thegreatbayonsay: My English teacher gave every one awards today because it was the last day of school and this was mine…
style-fad: my 6 year old brother has been crying for the past 20 minutes because my parents didn’t invite him to their wedding 19 years ago
burgrs: i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not
kiwibutt: seer-of-rufiohs-booty: jakesisland: GUYS GUYS GUYS I REALIZED WHY RUFIOH IS THE ONE THAT PUPATED WINGS. BECAUSE HIS SIGN IS TAUROS AND HE DYED SOME OF HIS HAIR RED. AND REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS motherfucker hehehe… tauros…
andrewhussiesbosom: andrewhussiesbosom: a rubber band pistol was confiscated from math class because it was a weapon of math destruction
likasashes: puscyiffer: remember when half of tumblr simultaneously disregarded the law of conservation of mass because of a gif with a chocolate bar on it
skrylaxthefish: tin-d0g: Why can’t skrillex ever win a fishing tournament? Because he always drops the salmon
detectiveinspectordonut: maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live
spoopyshivers: spoopyshivers: why do old people read the bible so much i asked the old guy standing in front of me at the post office and he said “it’s because we’re cramming for finals”
bellabitchh: Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.
phantomhivespookysass: nevertrustastegosaurus: Long story short, I brought my Trickster!Dirk cosplay to school today because reasons, and my math teacher went “Hand me that” so of course I kinda have a mini heart attack like oh shit I’m in trouble,
needlekind: greasybeast: this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them how do you DRESS like the music you listen
luigiman: this picture is bullshit because it looks like this but then when you open it it’s
causticmarionette: my uncle just posted this on facebook and maybe its because im tired but i am laughing really hard
amatureblogsman: archiemcphee: Horse hooves - Tired of people looking at you in your Horse Mask and saying, “I can tell you’re a human because I can see your hands, you loser”? This pair of 14” latex Horse Hooves is the answer. Also good for
kingkitsu: Why can’t there be an anime from the teacher’s POV?? “Shit… There’s one student with blue hair again…” “What the fuck are they looking at out the window??” “No your ass can’t be excused because I know you’re about to
tsarbucks: no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
buttgenie: I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse
eggito: I GUESS FACEBOOK TOOK OFF THEIR CHARACTER LIMIT BECAUSE I JUST MADE MY STATUS THE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT
starxapple: a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess
divawithanunspoiledagenda: plumbones: destiny919: greenhoused: which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup. WAS THAT A
razzledazzy: MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO
vagi2k14sodium: this websites brief obsession with cotton eyed joe was so eerie and it couldn’t have played out any more perfectly because i am still left with two remaining questions: where did it come from where did it go
rabioheab: earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from
milthanks: vinegod: how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt where’s her oscar because this is a full movie in 6 seconds
ediebrittt: THIS IS HAPPENING BECAUSE YOU BITCHES COULDN’T CONTROL YOURSELF WITH THE FUCKING MEMES WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES
rabbithugs: i love how vague this is because it implies that what the pigeons do is too scary to write down “we cannot bear to tell you what horrors the pigeons have wrought”
chekhovandowl: sparkafterdark: osamusato: gifsboom: Weed Whacker vs Scythe. [video] grasscon What a farce. Not only is the contest weighted towards the scythe because Weed Whackers are meant for edging and trimming of WEEDS in hard to reach places,
ask-titanthunder: theinvisibleartist: deathpoolquinn: because if you have to kill somebody, you better do it fabulously stabulous stabulous
babebraham:babebraham: i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed will u ever be proud of me mom
squashs: rnotha-fucka: squashs: whoa I just realized it’s called deodorant because it de-odors you like it takes away your odor and you’re an ant are you sure about the ant part yeah otherwise they’d just call it deodor. I know what I’m talking
littlemantyke: deathonabitch: my house is haunted because i live here
sweet-bitsy: If you ever feel bad about your mistakes remember that my sales district manager at Barnes & Noble once sent back an entire shipment of manga because he thought they were accidentally printed backwards
catbountry: Mangling other languages on t-shirts because they’re cool is one of the greatest cross-cultural phenomenons ever.
wowezrs: chaos-mayhem: Tumblr is ruining me because at first I didn’t even see anything wrong with this there is nothing wrong with true love
the-sarcastic-robot: a-naive-british-love-affair: Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did That is the most metal looking cupcake ever
svedone: “bro” “what bro” “tell the whole world that we’re bros” *whispers* “we’re bros” “why’d you whisper bro?” “because you’re my whole world bro” “b r o”
istudypirates: malkiewicz: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die. My favourite is explaining the difference
chris-evans:are you http because ://
ladypandacat: abwatt: thegreenwolf: falsedetective: falsedetective: my grandparents have to lock their car doors when they go to sunday mass because people have been breaking in to unlocked cars and leaving entire piles of zucchini i feel like i
petercapaldass: doctadonner: i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) I had to fucking reply “I prefer people
wehaveallgotknives: stele3: languageoclock: argumate: vintar: i’m watching a british youtuber’s birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say in it,
itslikecranesinthesky: tastefullyoffensive: (via checka_bookout) This must be one of the longest running jokes in pop culture because this is still as funny as the first time we all saw monsters inc as kids
domericbolton: last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good
fartgallery:my favorite sport is jousting. except without the pole because thats too dangerous. just riding my horse angrily towards another guy riding a horse angrily, that is my passion
officialunitedstates: smexing: officialunitedstates: zreje: officialunitedstates: they call it a heartbeet because your heart looks like a beet this is so true I know What’s going on here text post I made about heart beets and someone said
pipcomix: susanpevensle: today i had a man tell me, in all earnest, that i obviously wasn’t very good at my classical studies degree because zeus only had one son, hercules - his source was the disney movie hercules #it would be easier to list the
yer-a-starkid: capalds: AU: James and Lily live. #thEY COULD HAVE HAD A NICE LIFE #James letting two year old Harry ride in front of him on his broomstick #LILY SHOWING HARRY HOW TO BAKE THE MUGGLE WAY BECAUSE SHE THINKS IT TASTES BETTER AND NOT
asongofwinter: songofages: mrnightbird: glorfindels: OH MY GOD BUT THIS IS NOT OKAY NOT OKAY AT ALL #ITS MORE THAN HER GETTING MARRIED #BECAUSE SHE IS GIVING UP HER IMMORTALITY #HE IS GOING TO OUTLIVE HIS DAUGHTER #LEAVE ME ALONE He already
stupih: modestmojo: versaceslut: hispanic parents have a sixth sense Best vine ever I literally changed my url because of this
bisho-s: CALL ME… MAYBE?because of the copyright, this video isn’t available for cell phone and some other dispositives…. Please watch it in your computer
kinokoren: My sister bought this piplup plushie a few year ago because she felt bad for it.
stephadoodle: kendrawcandraw: “Is it because you look like YogUUGUUUUUUUU~~~**~*~” This literally might be the stupidest thing I’ve ever done. This is probably the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
nhaneh: Because Elcor.
dredsina: dredsina: really quick meenah animation, set to the beat of this song reboobing because i posted at crazy o’clock again
tssfxx: helllotittys: have—not: i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought
ourfadingstars: asexual awareness week fandom challenge day 4: a ship you would like to see as an asexual one - ‘nuts & dolts’, rwby“I’m not real…””Of course you are. You think just because you’ve got nuts and bolts
ceecee-pepper: I made a Hatsune Miku edit of Lucio and I emailed/tweeted this to Blizzard and PlayOverwatch this was an hour of work and crying also resized because tumblr hates big pictures
bb-gr8: Anti-Joke Thor & So-Done-With-This-Shit Tony OMG the thrid pic
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