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sup-im-dean: theconsultingrenegade: bestquius: bestquius: There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play
mollyalice: mollyalice: mollyalice: MY LITTLE BROTHER GOT A NOSEBLEED SO I GAVE HIM A TAMPON TO PUT IN HIS NOSE BUT I DIDN’T TELL HIM IT WAS A TAMPON BECAUSE THEN HE WOULDN’T USE IT AND NOW HE’S SO PROUD OF HIS “NOSE PLUG” I’M PEEING IM
klefable: like idk if your post includes I SEE U IGNORING THIS DONT SCROLL PAST THIS REBLOG THIS RIGHT NOW OR UNFOLLOW ETC guess what im going to do ignore it. because manipulating and guilt tripping people is a shitty thing to do
rubyredwinchester: i live in michigan and there is no snow on the ground and it is raining right now and tbh im happy as fuck because i really didnt want another year with three feet of white bullshit covering the ground
weebstories: I think I’m good.
quirkilicious: justbeingdanielle: headcannonwip: stephenfryindrag: keetongu: sixpenceee: Still fancy that cup of soup, now? yes because im fully aware that liquids start to solidify when you reduce their temperature you fucking buffoon I’m so
sodacantastic: so im rewatching mca now because why not and wait is that minecraft ??? ?
fluffylovey-sassylittlekitten: post-hardwhore: nirvanic-s: IT’S BACK I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN I PUT THIS ON MY IPOD AS MP3 NOW WHENEVER IT COMES ON
tocifer: crossmymind2: radglawr: zaynirl: AFTER ALL THESE YEARS whA T Why did’nt plankton just googled the secret formula im so angry i only ever wanted to know because i wanted to make a krabby patty for myself but now where the fuck am i suppose
dreamofhircine: trans-mouse: italicastronomer: gumi: everyone please watch this im fucking losing it I’m feeling emotions that no human has ever felt before I’m so fucking angry at the ending because like. Now there’s nine more fucking videos
cardozzza: hexthesystem: hexthesystem: so everyone is like “im writing off jennifer lawrence now” because of that pro fascist stuff she said but like…. y'all should’ve already wrote her off ages ago when she said she wanted to look like a “slutty
abigfatbug: me as a little kid: how come every time a show has an episode with weight gain or stuffing it always ends up one of my favorite episodes???me now: because im absolute chub kink trASH thats why
geardrops: hmsindecision: feeltheberd: im crying Do you know how many dogs I’ve met that get scared or anxious around men because in their previous home men hit them? A lot, and they are very protective of the women who have adopted them now. Men
taurean-the-bully: purifiedgoddess: graceless-goddess: From taking chemotherapy for bone cancer, and radiation from thyroid cancer, until now. So many things have happened between those times, but I’m certainly a new me because of it. Im so HAPPY
justbeingdanielle: headcannonwip: stephenfryindrag: keetongu: sixpenceee: Still fancy that cup of soup, now? yes because im fully aware that liquids start to solidify when you reduce their temperature you fucking buffoon I’m so confused as to
jennnythunder: feffery: feffery: feffery: IVE PLANTED CAYENNE PEPPER DUST IN ONE OF THESE BAKING CUPS BECAUSE IM 9573% DONE WITH PPL IN MY FAMILY TOUCHING MY STUFF THIS IS GOING TO BE SO GOOD I FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT THIS NOW OMG MY LITL SISTER
snaku: linkinparksandrec: realizing that he’s called Eminem because his initials are M.M. while on your deathbed arE YOU FUCKING WITH M E RIGHT NOW IS THAT REALLY WHY HES CALLED EMINEM IM GOING TO SHIT THE FUCKING BED
pochowek: keetongu: sixpenceee: Still fancy that cup of soup, now? yes because im fully aware that liquids start to solidify when you reduce their temperature you fucking buffoon sixpence is a self caricature at this point
fucktheflagandfuckyou: o0kamicrazy0o: fucktheflagandfuckyou: fucktheflagandfuckyou: i hate this fucking website because every time this appears my stupid shitfuck idiot brain immediately screams Im still scrolling on Thanks to you Now ill
useless-norwayfacts: useless-norwayfacts: useless-norwayfacts: each time i see someone writing “puppy” as “pupper” im deeply disturbed because pupper means boobs in norwegian apologies to everyone who didnt realise this until now bonus:
instagrum: teratomarty: Reblogging because I had a dream in which this came in vitally handy. im so pissed i needed this 3 years ago in physics for the egg drop contest i googled for hours and you simply put it on my dash now… after my EGG has LONG
randomfandomteacher:junkartie:junkarty: junkarty: junkarty: junkarty: junkarty: thanks my whole school thinks im a furry now because i forgot i had these on oh no OOPS. İ. DİD İT AGAİN İ have not spoken 2 words to this boy, but god, he thinks
seeyouguyslater:i posted this in a server years ago and it had a mid response so im posting it now because i remembered and also its a hoot to ME (vid link)
gonna go biking and get muddy as possible because im ina terrible mood and that usually cheers me up see you all later and fuck all the people who hate me right now go die in a pit thenk you adios
orriculum: orriculum: I guess they’re called omnivores because the both om nom nom and vore im like so proud right now
corpsefluid: hmsindecision: feeltheberd: im crying Do you know how many dogs I’ve met that get scared or anxious around men because in their previous home men hit them? A lot, and they are very protective of the women who have adopted them now.
snarthurt: snarthurt: snarthurt: ok, fine. the only reason i buy milk in bags and not big ol’ jugs is because they just don’t fucking sell them in jugs. it’s stupid. i now see that it is stupid. i feel like im living in hell with these shitty bags
mintyskulls: In my experience of level grinding on Days, I went a little too hard because I was pissed about the Ruler of The Skies fight and ended up hitting like level 45 or 50 out of pure spite (and im level 75 now…) and offing most enemies in under
jedihighcouncil: jedihighcouncil: which mark hamill are u today Im all of them right now because someone tweeted this post to mark hamill and he replied
hmsindecision: feeltheberd: im crying Do you know how many dogs I’ve met that get scared or anxious around men because in their previous home men hit them? A lot, and they are very protective of the women who have adopted them now. Men who are violent
scaby: gur0tesuku: please im home for the rest of the night with nothing to do. my mom took me away from caitlin because i have FCAT tomorrow so now i am bored. DO THIS.
em1ree: im laughign because apparently when i was born, my mom was just like “oh my water broke okay hold up lemme call the doctor” and she called the doctor and the doctor was like omg COME IN NOW YOUR HAVING A BABY and then my mom and dad were
oohelmerpi: dekutree: allonsy-sherlock: hip-hop-lifestyle: nostalgia64: therealflashette: I got a migraine and threw up because of this i cant sleep cause of this now what this is actually really interesting but then again it’s 4am and im
luigiman: the only reason i watch regular show anymore is because im in too deep it’s just really fucking annoying now with the relationship episodes this fucking mordecai/margaret/cj bullshit needs to STOP FOREVER I DONT EVEN HAVE A REASON TO WATCH
mihke: mihke: jump to the bandwagon /o/ parody of this Background from here UPDATE haha K: “I’ll Treasure this moment, since im with my Love now, the storm feel really warm” N: “The storm is good, because the colder the weather is, the
And she just went off on me like seriously. Today already sucked just because its the 14th, and now this. Probably one of the worst days of my life. As if im not already “fine” she isnt helping at all.
thebuttqueen: this is a literal dilemma? HELP? I WATCHED A VIDEO OF A GORGEOUS BOY ON YOUTUBE AND NOW I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM IM NOT EVEN KIDDING LIKE I WANNA MEET THIS BOY AND MARRY HIM AND I CANT STOP THINKING OF HIM BECAUSE HE IS A LITERAL ANGEL? WHAT
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shalrath: “recite the alphabet backwards” is one of the dumbest drunk-tests ive ever heard because im 100% sober right now and i couldnt do it after 3 minutes of stuttering and fucking up
I’m about the white boys right now I must be sick because Im not high
cherryhotwife: new video with my big toy.. will be on my website v3.0 on monday. Im closing down pre-sales to join my website this sunday. Email me now to join lifetime at 49$ or regret later because I won’t be offering lifetime past this sunday.
Well came out to fort worth because 2 friends said to come out here…..im here now and their not answering my txts… :/ I should have to dallas instead >:(
pawneeianturtles: crydaisy:THIS is what im TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!! OH MY GODOH MY ACTUAL HOLY JESUS GOD THEY’RE WIENERS IN A TURTLE BALLOON OH MY GOD IT’S MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS IN THE UNIVERSE IN ONE OH MY GOD KILL ME NOW LORD TAKE MY SOUL BECAUSE
thetimelordwithnoname: shalrath: “recite the alphabet backwards” is one of the dumbest drunk-tests ive ever heard because im 100% sober right now and i couldnt do it after 3 minutes of stuttering and fucking up i think that’s the whole point.
ruggedtsb: fixtings: ebonipheonix: omohendrix: pinkrosehippy: beautifulsdot: masalababe: groovetheory: 05-fubu: psychopapi: 💯😂 I’m her ayo 😂😂😂 IM HIM. Now I gotta kill you for playing wit me 😂 because i died
scotchtapeofficial: scotchtapeofficial: pyronoid-d: scrungo: im a little bit drunk right now but i’m laughing my ass off because wallace is literally the most sexless being ever brought into creation look at him on a fuck scale of 0 to 10 he is easily
omg this!<3 i had this as my AIM status once and i thought ppl would think im a stalker because like the whole “where are you now!!” like yeah.. oh well <3
notquiteluke: catastrofries: WHERE AM I?? are those confederate flag dream catchers am i fucking awake right now is that really what im looking at??? I swear to god I’m tripping out so bad because of this… Seriously??? These racists
poryqon: “When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat” I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a
someone-online: nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear: polyglotplatypus: polyglotplatypus: im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite
theladyjanedoe: hmsindecision: feeltheberd: im crying Do you know how many dogs I’ve met that get scared or anxious around men because in their previous home men hit them? A lot, and they are very protective of the women who have adopted them now.
oh Damon, im so sorry </3 poor baby, you spent 146 years searching for Kathrine, and all along she never loved you. and now Elena’s with your brother, and your in love with her, and she is suppressing her love for you because she loves Stefan
I remember when you didnt want me to go to New York because you were so afraid something would happen and I wouldnt come back. You said i was all you had. Now you could care less as to whether or not i even make it through the flight. Wow. Im having
