because nope
NSFW Tumblr
find because nope on porn pin board
because nope clips
manalon: I was a bit sad first because FMA Brotherhood didn’t include my favourite scene but NOPE THEY JUST SAVED IT FOR LATER
shadows-on-the-floor: acceptscreditsanddick: batter-sempai: sixpenceee: just because you’re not there to see it, does not mean it doesn’t exist I’m sorry but is that a fucking SLENDERMAN???? ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN. I THUGH THIS WAS A STICK
mrbootyluver: seriouslysensuous: Pussy gangbang!! nope because on the way they blow shit up!!!
2damnfeisty: fiercedeception: I cant be the type of person who discovers something new in the world because I have bad nerves like NOPE That shit is staying right there WTF IS THAT EVEN I’m still trying to figure what kind of bones them is.
phan-equals-phriendship: domcastier: # if you don’t love him you’re wrong # because come on how can you not love this sarcastic lil shit I swear it looks like the Supernatural fandom made it up but nope
sammys-luscious-locks: inhalers: being addicted to american tv shows is so annoying because you guys have so many stupid fucking holidays for everything that every other week im disappointed when I go to see if the next ep is up yet and its like nOPE
wolfenartistofhetastuck: captainthief: biinarykid: 93gal: Legitness!! i enjoy how they didnt over sexualize their prince costumes. like esp with jasmine. she couldve totally been in aladdin’s vest, but nope. fully clothed. thanks. laughing because
precarioussanity: greencarnations: renegade-chandelure: titenoute: zankyger: titenoute: I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english. WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT. BECAUSE IM AN EVIL ASSHAT WIZARD THATS WHY NOPE
50-shades-of-queer: sixpenceee: This seems like a great invention for both spiders and people! I like to call it the “nope catcher” (Source) THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE SPIDERS MAKE MY SKIN CRAWL BUT I REALLY CAN’T BEAR TO KILL THEM LIKE THEY WANT
improbablenormality: rj4gui4r: Rubber bands squeezing through a watermelon. Because why the fuck not. It looks as if it’s trying to be a transformer and then goes: NOPE! EXPLODE!
roachpatrol: kbourgerie: Baby Raven sorry, nope! i can’t quite tell how big the feet and beak are because of the perspective but that’s either a black chicken chick or a baby virginia rail, which are very frequently passed off as a baby crow
busket: blackqueerblog: I was hoping it wasn’t actually gold but a food product that looked like gold. Nope. It’s actually gold. What the actual fuck? this is so funny to me because 1. yes, eat the rich, but also, edible gold is actually cheaper
tattoosarecute: kateitron: batter-sempai: sixpenceee: just because you’re not there to see it, does not mean it doesn’t exist I’m sorry but is that a freaking SLENDERMAN???? ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN. I THUGH THIS WAS A STICK BUG HECK
alrightanakin:I hate when something in my house starts making noise at night like fuck now I gotta listen to this nonsense all night because there’s no way I’m getting out of bed at 1am nope
kaylapocalypse: thighetician: The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy Nope. Girl 2 saw that Girl 1′s absolutely accurate analysis was being shut down just because
castiel-counts-deans-freckles: paycheck-pisces: randomfire: pleatedjeans: apparently, tumblr isn’t a sin! Nope it’s not there because Tumblr is all of them. BLESS THIS POST.
tattoosarecute: kateitron: batter-sempai: sixpenceee: just because you’re not there to see it, does not mean it doesn’t exist I’m sorry but is that a freaking SLENDERMAN???? ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN. I THUGH THIS WAS A STICK BUG HECK NO
I thought taking a nice hot relaxing bath would make me feel better but nope, now I’m just sad because of how fat and ugly I am
faboratory: zodiachealer: faboratory: or maybe just..„, you know„,.. check if you have a child.,???? Nope, fUCK THAt.You a mom if you love and cherish yer child. Just because you have one doesn’t mean jack shit. You gotta earn that fucking
"so you're really a lesbian?" "nope not at all, I just tell people I am because I love the constant hate, disrespect & discrimination that comes with being gay"
masochistic-babygirl: harukitten: I was hoping you accept this submission because I wanted to tell you how much i actually love u 💗☁️👑✨ - @masochistic-babygirlAW I LOVE YOU MORE! you always make me smileeee 💕😽🌸 Hehe nope ilysmm!!!
cinnasghost: wendlatheradical: jennifer—swift: thegirlwhocriedfoxface: mrsgingles: this is probably the most upsetting thing, I have ever drawn. And now I made myself sad.. based on (x) and (x) because I just couldn’t resist. nope. How dare
rexuality: I thought when I got to college I’d start wearing a lot more provocative clothing because my mother was so strict about how I dressed but nope if I even look at a crop top I feel like my mother’s collapsing on the ground somewhere yelling,
teenage-witch: do you have a friend whos boobs you’ve seen and vagina and like it wasn’t even weird like you two are still best friend and n o t h i n g is different? because i do Nope
huffposttaste: Skillet blueberry cobbler, because we love you. (Recipe here.) Nope not it…. Try again💋
cravehiminallways212: hergreeneyedsir: cravehiminallways212: zodiaccity: Zodiac Files: Cancer Ideal Relationship. [REPOST] Hmm…really? Well, I adore my needy little brat…💋 Glad you don’t mind….💋 Nope…because I’m just as bad. *giggle*
nudityandnerdery: emilytuscaboosa: coconuttygrey: lavantant: THANK YOU SOMEONE SAID IT EXACTLY I SAY THIS ALL THE TIME. I would still rather burn alive because it takes less time. Burning alive, sure. Dying of heatstroke and dehydration? Nope,
burningangel: No step-son of Sarah Jessie’s was going to be in playing video games on his birthday! Nope! He was going to be boning his step-mom and the lovely Adriana Angel. Because reasons.
therebelhufflepuff: captainthief: biinarykid: 93gal: Legitness!! i enjoy how they didnt over sexualize their prince costumes. like esp with jasmine. she couldve totally been in aladdin’s vest, but nope. fully clothes. thanks. laughing because
legally-bitchtastic: cuteiemonster: lesbian-tm: beyondbeerus: peggy-against-ddlg: Pedophiles don’t belong in the LGBT community. Go die in a fire. You are not welcome. Actually we do because lgbt is about celebrating the weird/taboo so yeah nope.
kingofselfdepracation: ticklemeviking: Is being drunk and emotional at 11pm a good thing when I have work at 5am? Probably not. Do I care? Nope. Story of my life My only regret is the headache I currently have because I forgot my ibuprofen.
chyfuture: improbablenormality: rj4gui4r: Rubber bands squeezing through a watermelon. Because why the fuck not. It looks as if it’s trying to be a transformer and then goes: NOPE! EXPLODE! I thought it was a transormer
treadmill-to-oblivion: old-ads-and-mags: imperialgoogie: Just because you can does not mean you should. Nope Sweatbreads and a nice Chianti….
Not everyone below like 16 years old is immature. I’m really tired of people assuming that I walk around with a fucking pacifier in my mouth all the time because I’m 15. Nope, shut up. I’ve seen people that are above 18 that act like
simplytonka: thanksmanyeahman: victoriaburnem: Everyone comes up to me and tells me not to cut my hair because they did and now wish they had my luscious locks (: Me. 100%. Nope I’m still fierce as fuck with my short hair so bye
0ct0bursk-eyes: smokeweedhavesex: Mila Kunis going down on Natalie Portman. Reblogging just because the caption seems so unlikely, but then like .. nope, there it is
kiss-me-lick-me-eat-me: societyfucksusup: 0ct0bursk-eyes: smokeweedhavesex: Mila Kunis going down on Natalie Portman. Reblogging just because the caption seems so unlikely, but then like .. nope, there it is 😍😍😍 So fucking hot
nurmengardx: not-enough-fandom: boywonder99: (via) SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL MEMORY FROM SHERLOCK HUH?? NOPE
anjunamanda: improbablenormality: rj4gui4r: Rubber bands squeezing through a watermelon. Because why the fuck not. It looks as if it’s trying to be a transformer and then goes: NOPE! EXPLODE! why did i find this so entertaining lol
ambular-d: krypto-the-hellhound: stvivi: #if this was what I saw when I opened the door #I would just shout NOPE and shut it instantly really? because i’d invite them in for tea and then lock the door behind them and never let them leave Hey
ya-um-no: not-enough-fandom: boywonder99: (via) SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL MEMORY FROM SHERLOCK HUH?? NOPE
cindersexual: Based on this .GIF. I meant to turn this into a .GIF but noped as soon as I started because of the number of frames. 8D;; Bonus:
danithedoommagnet: “I don’t like cats because they’re mean” Well are you treating it like a hyperactive dog? Cause that will likely net you a scratch “Cats hate you” Nope, if you knew or grew up with a cat that was treated more like a couch
lovelysuggestions: your body is magnificent. dont think “oh, but this dosnt apply to me” because yes, it does. you reading this. your body is beautiful. “yeah, but i have strech mar-” nope. stretch marks cant negate the fact your lungs give you
paycheck-pisces: randomfire: pleatedjeans: apparently, tumblr isn’t a sin! Nope it’s not there because Tumblr is all of them.
h8rphobic: i-cant-nope: mrsmelchiorgabor: this is what heterophobia would look like if it was real. if you believe that heterophobia is a real thing that exists, please watch this because you will see that it simply doesn’t exist, that it never has
CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T Nope haha
winterforsun: her-eyebrows-tho: mimi3349: her-eyebrows-tho: so you’re a thot? Nope a bald bombshell that’s famous because of men she’s dated and now she wants a reality show aka a thot. WOW, LET’S SHAME HER FOR BEING A GROWN ASS WOMAN WHO
I got all dressed up in this outfit because I thought I would be going on a date but nope darfin says ‘maybe later I’m going to the bar’ so I’m just gonna walk around town and be sad
andy0683: cummbunny: I got all dressed up in this outfit because I thought I would be going on a date but nope darfin says ‘maybe later I’m going to the bar’ so I’m just gonna walk around town and be sad You should send him this picture to
Got my piercings switched to straight bar bells and god bless the guy who did it because he slipped them in in less than 20 seconds for each one. I asked him if they were bleeding and he told me nope and I was like HOW?! And he said all sly like how he
ladyofthebluerose: bookaddict74: fuckeduplittlemrs: Yes! Because I cannot be quiet. Agreed! Nope, I’m a screamer, too and don’t even think about covering my mouth.
![cravehiminallways212: hergreeneyedsir: cravehiminallways212: zodiaccity: Zodiac Files: Cancer Ideal Relationship. [REPOST] Hmm…really? Well, I adore my needy little brat…💋 Glad you don’t mind….💋 Nope…because I’m just as bad. *giggle*](https://64.media.tumblr.com/ca06f7c9e83fa3ea299643803209619f/tumblr_n6xpqk1kyJ1r3vcx5o1_250.png)
