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Do you ever lose a favorite article of clothing in the laundry and your life turns into a psychological thriller and it feels like every force of the universe is working against you?
My niece just called me a snitch and I didn’t know how to reply to that because that’s the first time I’ve ever been called that lol
i like the way you lick the bowl
iamagirlwithredhair: itsmorifarty: biologytextbook: when someone taller than you hugs you and you kind of put your head on their chest and it feels really protective and warm like godamn if thats not the greatest shit in the world alternatively, being
Why am i acting like just pulling out my damn homework and doing it is going to kill me ugh
I was looking back at my infinite fancams and im choking because in one of them while im screaming out to sunggyu and calling him baby the girl in front of me is taking a picture of her dad and i just cant ahaHa
I just feel really down because Doctor stranger started out really well and was captivating and then everything kinda just gradually fell apart /:
goldfisses:retrogradeworks:jaylanun:A zombie apocalypse story where a vaccine is developed but anti vac moms refuse to inoculate their children because the zombie vaccine causes gay autismIn the right hands, this could be an epic work of satire.make this
dalldall: mitzudraws: trayushqueen: when people tell me I can’t ship something GamTav is fucking disgusting- When someone tells me I shouldn’t curse because of their religion.
thebuttkingpost: kappatain-crunch: mr-champloo: glowcloud: *straight person voice* love whoever the fuck you want to love!!! Why does it have to be a straight person saying this? What’s the point? because tumblr seems to have an unhealthy obsession
Because Packers. -T
wolverxne: Somehow I end up being everyone’s relationship counsellor which I don’t get because I suck at relationships
bluesrat said: Their art looks pretty at high res because they work huge to begin with. Lol I work huge too I’m just a slob
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like i come in two dimensions: True story: His Name is Robert Downey Jr.
You know how there are things you just… can’t unsee even though you haven’t even like… seen seen them…? Let me recap all of my feelings about this… REAL QUICK. And just… so I can wrap all this
yasmin-sara: Would someone please write a verse to go along with this I’d love you forever Innnn West Spinner’s End I was born and raised, Doing magic was how I spent most of my days. Dressin’ like a nerd and lookin’ kinda silly,
on one hand, having a cop in the lobby is cool because it’s a bit of extra security and the radio is always a hoot on the other hand, the NYPD fucking terrifies me
Orange bell peppers are weird because looking at them my brain expects them to be spicy. But they’re bell peppers so they’re sweet. It’s weird
thedisneytruth: people over analyse the wrong things in animated movies i mean i just saw someone claim that it’s weird how pascal got to rapunzel because he’s a tropical animal and doesn’t live where the story happens so that bothers you but
timandfern: Are Cole jokes still a thing because I’ve got a suite one.
rem-ains: Ellie: Can I hold your hand?Carl: No.Ellie: But why?Carl: Because it’ll hurt when you let go. This post ruined my life.
treeyonce: did you know crystal meth is also called chicken feed i think thats strange because i dont think youre supposed to feed chickens meth
fasterfood: did u kno that every church has a bell because that was the instrument jesus played in 7th grade band
fishpun: ARE YOU EVER REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING AND YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO BE TOO BUT THEY’RE KINDA INDIFFERENT AND YOU’RE SAT THERE INTERNALLY SCREAMING BECAUSE YOU REALLY NEED SOMEONE TO FREAK OUT WITH
5evamore: goregeousity: i really have no idea what this has to do with survival skills Actually she has identifying which plants and berries are poisonous. She was quizzing herself. It’s foreshadowing because she later dies from eating poisonous
jedees: jedees: Be sure to “full view” each page because (at least on my computer) the black in some of the pages is just GONE. Anyway, my design final. A comic attempting to address society’s failure of telling young boys (and girls too sometimes)
everets: babies cry because they realize they’re shitty idiot babies
ghirahim: techno4tomcats: People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer No seriously #i’m never gonna be able to look at one of these without laughing #because fisk is the banana daddy im gonna throw up im laughing so hard fuck
purplefridge: do u ever just look at fish and laugh because they always look so dumb
msjewbooty: when you’re singing really loud while nobody’s around and you’re doin pretty well and then all of a sudden your voice cracks or you hit a note way off key and you just embarrass yourself that’s literally the worst because you’re
ourfaultingstars: Maybe the reason 90% of my followers don’t talk to me is because i’m making myself too available. Instead of telling you my ask box is lonely i should be playing hard to get and telling you that my ask is having a party and all
est-offensa-et-mirari: deppsydoodle: deppsydoodle: why is peter pan always flying? he neverlands I love this joke because it never grows old
avrillavignechronicles: avril lavigne tells her mom she’s going to the mall with her girl friends but really goes to the movies with her guy friends because girls are too much drama and her mom just doesn’t understand
10moonymhrivertam: bcperfect: maybe the reason why some of us stay up all night and sleep all day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet ….This makes a disturbing amount of sense…
infinite-jubilation: today a guy in my class just told us that hes gay and wanted everyone to know because thats who he is. my teacher nodded and told us that if we had any other personal news to share, we should it now, and this really quiet kid stood
I’ve got 99 problems and they’re all because I procrastinate.
memewhore: gilmoure: creative-insanity: Because everyone needs a gif of making ice cream sandwiches on their blog. This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Going to the store tonight. Adds ice cream sandwiches to list.
elderschrader: spookymormon: i hate the assumption that it’s gay for a guy to do performing arts because last time i checked it was a lot more homosexual to be tackled by a bunch of sweaty guys than it was to spend time with a bunch of girls who fawn
wckrspgt: reasons i should be your friend: my hands are soft i think because people tell me i probably have a soft face too i am willing to play with your hair platonically whenever i eat french fries you can have some YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU
tinydragongina: If you laugh at jokes about raping people I will laugh at my fist punching your throat because sure it’s violent and demeaning but I think it’s funny so why aren’t you laughing get off the floor and stop whining I am trying to assert
xinbian: Meanwhile in an alternate universe…. Tagging killed me. Especially because of the claw machine plushies. Speaking of which, how does Dark Magician grab two plushies?!?! Those machines are rigged!
senilesnake: pipamir: decided to add some text to this gif because I can’t get over it literally me during a bad game of league
smartpeopleonice: those ships that follow you everywhere wherever you go and manifest themselves in all the music you listen to and movies/tv shows you watch and eventually you can’t even live a normal life because everywhere you look you see your
hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho: pausequoi: samandriel: if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest
allthefandomfeelings: moonflowerlights: dan-is-not-on-phire: napoleonbonerhard: sassyhorseradish: what if the only reason we can’t walk through mirrors is because our reflection blocks us what if they’re protecting us though what if they know
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notlostonanadventure: jlassijlali: Batman and Harley Quinnsuperbabes where i can find this place Do you think it was weird for Dick because he’s known these women since childhood? Personally? Can someone just stop Bruce Timm already?
dieaerzte: lnannibal: dieaerzte: it would be fucked up if sex were real wtf are you talking about i was just saying that like if sex were real that would be fucked up The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. Just saying
cleolowrey: drkdeity: thandelyon: yatahisofficiallyridiculous: pardonmewhileipanic: distrustfund: i’m fucking dead at this white woman demanding to know why this bear is interrupting her afternoon maybe he jacked up your kayak because you pepper
bang: That would help a lil I’d like to know his repayment terms…
This is a deleted scene from Captain America: The First Avenger, but it basically looks like Erwin Smith looking through documents of deceased Survey Corps members…!
Please tell me that I am not the only one who has been making jokes about Zagan liking lolipops…
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice
hotitan: i swear with the way they usually draw levi he’s like 40% balls or something i mean how can you weight 65 at 160 and look so malnourished all the time
abigfatbug: me as a little kid: how come every time a show has an episode with weight gain or stuffing it always ends up one of my favorite episodes???me now: because im absolute chub kink trASH thats why
Wouldn’t anyone like to come over and forcibly shove their cock down my throat?
Because the spread is real.
Am I the only person who looks at all the really amazing stuff people I know have done/can do and get really really depressed because I literally have nothing to show for my 19 years on this planet?
