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biscuitmango: I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele
xss: suck her tiddy because the heart is there>
pretty-or-dead: Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you a snack
exxxtrahoney: who wants to send me money just because
theloserwithadhd: pactmagic: somewhat-honest-abe: brainshart: John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™ This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen. Omg
bouncing-flowers:*pouts because I’m not getting fucked*
the-original-herbal-witch: If you don’t want to come to my house because I burn sage that means it’s working.
Reblog to show your support for NSFW Artists, who deserve better than having their art censored/removed because of a badly thoughtout idea
iswearimnotnaked: see honestly i am the easiest person to impress because literally no one has ever really bought me flowers or taken me dancing or on a picnic or any of that romantic junk and i would just melt at any of it
killbenedictcumberbatch:The point isn’t to date someone who likes all the exact same things as you but to date somebody who isn’t a complete fuck and won’t mock you or your interests just because you don’t share them
adhdbean: just because I spend some time doing nothing doesn’t mean I’m relaxing. I have not once relaxed
whats-your-name-man: gayer-than-you: madammuffins: caffeinewitchcraft: Relationships get so bananas when you start deciphering the other person’s love language. Like I thought I was just acquaintances with this person because they never told me
indeathswake:I REALLY HATE when I’m talking about my desire for romantic love and someone says, “well love yourself.” Like shut the fuck up. Self love and romantic love do not replace each other. They do not fill the same void. And just because
Send me an “I follow you because:”
shoutout to the girls sucking dick because it makes THEM happy
son-of-drogo:roach-works:luckyladylily:gaysubplot:theproblematicblogger:emmablowguns:Y’all talk weird on here. Sometimes I see a post and i agree but y’all talk weird so I’m like fuckYou. That and “adulting” . You’re 32 . Because
I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.
brass-boner: You know when you stop moving mid-fuck and whoever you’re fucking gets all needy, whining and trying to fuck themselves on your cock but they’re struggling because you’re holding their hips and they can’t move as much as they want
iii-hello-earthlings-iii:A quick ice breaker ask thing. Because I’m bored and lonely and I kinda wanna make friends/get to know my friends betterFavorite kinds of classes?Favorite meme?Favorite social media?Do you have a crush?What grade are you
asstroslut: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me
fantasyfangirling4ever: astrophysicist-not-princess: mydicegotcursed: optimysticals: faunwood: novacaineandabelle: dazed-unfazed: crilbyte: Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…
spoopycopequinn: I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t
z0mbie-mami: night time sucks because you’re always a little 1. horny 2. sad 3. overthinking 4. wanting someone
insomniac-arrest: they call it “seasonal depression” because it’s the seasoning to my regular depression, a little extra spice if you will, some sprinkles of despair, some hints of Melancholy a la carte, I look outside to the dead trees and go “same”
unheart:ghosting everyone because i think i’m annoying
miss-barker: I made an alignment chart featuring Ghibli characters because why not?
sweet-goodboy:let it be known that the main reason i have this blog is because i’m an attention whore
prettypositivity:s/o to all the girls working on loving their bodies because that shits hard i’m so proud of you
g0re-daddy:excessively-queer:God, baby, you just look so pretty when you’re asleep like that. Can you really blame me if I slide my cock inside of you just because I’m too impatient? I mean, what’s the point in asking when it’s
flustersluts: making people dumb is so much fun like oh we were just having a cute conversation about how your day was going and now suddenly you’re just blankly going along with every dirty thing I’m saying to you because I got you a little too
ashstfu:stop asking why i am single it’s because i am insane
cku-eez-deactivated20220810:You’re in her DM’s. I’m going to bed early because I gave up on love. We are not the same.
dominant-dominion:The urge to bite her because she’s so soft.
lexxnova:RIP to the opportunities we missed because of shyness and low self esteem.
wifey-type:Good pussy be so warm because it’s from hell.
nymphaforesta:I’m sending you all a kiss on your pretty tummies because they’re pretty and you’re pretty and that’s it ok
princekinkshame:being able to say “you can do whatever you want to me” because you know they’d never violate your boundaries >>>>>
anaughtydad:chimmy155:When he sends you voice messages because he knows you like his voice>>>Me hehe
0hyesitsolly:Because tumblr seems to like the tummy stuff.. 🥰
h0twifelover:Just wanna fuck you to the point where I have to baby you 2 hours later because your legs still don’t work
Going to bed early so we can get up early and beat the other suckers to the Humane Society and possibly pick out a kitten :D
I took this last night because kitty wanted to look into the mirror. He’s got a thing for mirrors lately lol. I need to have more patience with this little guy
tek-kie: “Just give me the pofflé already!”Such a fun painting! I made this to fight my art block, because kittens always help! Psiau mag ich am Liebsten! ＾ｖ＾
crystalcrescents: Because every girl deserves to feel cute ^^ New review Ears, cuffs & collar
ariaonthefloor: This feels like it would be one of those silly “because-I-said-so” moments. I’d probably be half turned on and half laughing my ass off.
60fpsporn: lifehacksthatwork: lifehacksthatwork: thatscoolasfuck: Millennium Falcon Drone. Only ! Grab yours from the link below: http://amzn.to/2in2bxw Love it! Reblogging this again just because I love it 😍 How cool is this?
fist-kisses: It’s been a long week. Not for me. But for you. School has been insane. You can’t get any sleep because your brain won’t shut off. You feel like you’re running on empty and you can’t get a break. When will it stop. Let Daddy take
southernsubmissive7:travelling-kinkster: herrsr: torture-pets: romantic-deviant: daddys-little-sweetheart2: ❦ Edged myself with my vibrator And now… beg for it Hopefully you like multiple forms of being stimulating…. because you’re
dark-strangers-art: Everything that exists in your life,does so because of two things:something you did or ……something you didn’t do.~Albert Einstein
screwthefigleaf: mirattas:hairydarling: 😘😘😘 Looks delish! Love to give her a bit of a trim, nothing too drastic because I do love some fluff on the muff…..
nicole003:Because who doesn’t like decorative mobile art?
stricthohcple: Rub all you want because we are not finished with the strapping young lady.
female-physique:I love gardening because I love to see things grow and generate a lot of seed 😁💖
lady-admiration: How much beauty is in your body, do not be shy about it, because the most important thing is to love yourself and share love
losangelesanal: pussypowergirls: xdem0ndaddyx: handsomepredestsorui: You love watching it go in and out of your asshole, huh? .💘 Fucking her up the ass because she’s an anal addict.
a-little-pink-angel: *fixes the fur around my teddy bears eyes because he looks mad*
daddyspurty: Because kittens are 😍😍
absolutemodel: salt4life: Because kittens omg this is the cutest thing ever
Call me a softie or a gentle domme or whatever demeaning but I don’t want to tell a girl that she can’t orgasm because she’s a girl. I much rather make sure she knows all other girls come all the time they want. So I let her know that she’s special,
