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speciesofleastconcern: Not fake news. Just the facts.A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JOE REPUBLICAN AMERICAN Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal
because-im-a-slut: pierdolekonwenanse: А я ее знаю)
because-im-freaking-greed: prokopetz: necrovison: prokopetz: A new co-worker tried to assert his nerd dominance over lunch by explaining to me what Dungeons & Dragons is. Rate the efficacy of his depiction on a scale of 0-100%? He seemed to
because-im-freaking-greed: mrbritishhimself: shrikestrike: sportsketball: good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude buddy bud pal neighbor *australian voice* mate *cowboy voice* partner don’t
katy-l-wood: thestarsaredown: cutest-angel-in-heaven: swede-bloggg: pep95: queenbradbury: omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon and today we
because-im-a-slut:31 jan
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because-im-a-slut:27 jan
i feel like an old man because the weather today is making my bad knee act up and i just want to break down in tears.
Silent and Symmetrical
duke3dmaps: thesame5songs: duke3dmaps: duke3dmaps: Powerslave/Exhumed User Map in the works I’m gonna give this a gentle push because no-one has noticed anything ‘odd’ about these screenshots. Is it those sagging nuts on the bottom left?
because-im-freaking-greed: foxnewsfuckfest: sixyearsofcollegedownthedrain: airspaniel: drunkwario: Anon hate from the late 1800’s. What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the
thanksforsayingthat: People losing it because of Taylor Swift.
rointheta: ‘DO I GET TO CALL YOU ALEC NOW THAT WE’VE SLEPT TOGETHER?’‘MILLER.’'BECAUSE WE’RE GOING TO NEED MORE OF A DISCUSSION IF YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOU /SIR/’’….’'OH MY GOD YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOU 'SIR’ DON’T YOU?!!’'DON’T
allrightfine: And maybe it’s like, “David, this is the ugliest hotel room I’ve ever seen. And why is it so cold in here? My toes are turning blue.” And then maybe he loans her a pair of socks, a little bit slow to hand them over because really,
timeforhamilton: badasskweens: agentscullycarter: keep reblogging this white people are getting mad I’m white and I’ll never not reblog it because there’s no lie here ^^^^^
netlfix: netlfix: whats ET short for? because he’s got little legs
staycalmhavehope: tveitjolras: reallytryingtoohard: ravingtangent: prvrtspeak CATS AND THEIR MATCHING BUNNIES BUNNIES AND THEIR MATCHING CATS The bottom middle one is the best because the cat looks like it was just told it accidentally fathered
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im @ stonemoji now
turbochargedhysterics: deadlydinos: B4 u say that you don’t want that same-sex pair on tv to be a couple because platonic relationships are underrepresented I want you to hear me out on an idea SO outrageous that it might just work A character Could
capsicle107: “…the coverage on Hayley, we must have done that take I’m not joking- I’m not joking- like fifteen times and the only reason is because [the director] would come in and give Hayley a new direction every time, and every time
doofcas: When I die, spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.
kathereal: kathereal: theegrtpretense: kathereal: kathereal: kathereal: Seven days ago, I was at a big party in New York City. I met a man so fine that I spent the past two days praying for protection because I’m convinced that somebody who has
because-im-a-slut:29 feb
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