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Because this is the most kind of attention I can ever hope to ever get from you than in reality Goddess
Because I am not
thedesertsky: nobodyfuckingaskedyou: trogdorthe-burninator: YOU ARE THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES I’M CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT CAPTION So, obviously this person is bruce wayne because he saved Gotham Batman returns aaawww
jojoeatsflan: If Baymax can lift 1,000 pounds how can he not punch an old wooden door? because that what would tadashi do if they were in the exact same situation
When as a sensitive, insecure young boy, I thought what was actually my love of glamour, was the same authentic attraction to girls, that all the other boys experienced. I thought that way, because I wanted it to be true. I thought that way because deep
I’ll try to draw Sile at his actual height from now on. I’ve always been negligent about drawing him to scale because I’m lazy, so I might as well start working on it now!
Some facial hair versions of Sile because of some chat in the Discord server.Really old and grumpy Sile vs My IRL facial hair. Who wins?
Lucky for you, none of my posts here are flagged for adult content! Why you ask? Well, for one it could be because I’m a good wholesome horse who isn’t lewd.ClearlyBut I know many of you are migrating all over and potentially leaving Tumblr. That’s
So I’ve noticed that the last few times I’ve answered stuff on the blog it’s barely gotten notice compared to how things were before the massive Tumblr ban. Because of this I will start posting stuff on other sites more often- although this blog
Cartoon Universe: Gem placement is symbolic and indicative of personalities. It’s not random.Me, not an intellectual: Ow fuck I bonked my elbow again haha I’ll just plop that on my OCAlso me: I burned my lip with a cigarette once… yeah, stick
solnishka1927: nucleic-asshole: notanoveltyaccountok: somewhatgreatexpectations: naked-mahariel: zeplerfer: weeping-wandrian: why the fuck does english have a word for but not for “the day after tomorrow” ??? Because you’re not looking hard
matociquala: Here is thing I learned when I was 29, which I now give away for free: If you want to do a thing, do it now, or as soon as feasible. Because there might not be a later.If it is a complicated or expensive or hard thing that takes many stage
Because I do not have a phone to play Pokemon Go on, I decided to restart Soul Silver, giving all of my pokemon nicknames based on meds I’ve taken.I am now trying to convince myself not to pull things out of the medicine cabinet in order to find the
poison-trail answered your question:May/June Updates (The Move)Well, someone did kick off bids by a hundred bucks, that usually tends to scare other bids away. Other than that, maybe because it’s breezies? Please don’t lose hope because of one YCH
Because honestly I’ve heard good and bad things about it and I don’t really watch the show anymore. Just want some outside opinions.
mblaq-biased: MBLAQ BIRTHDAY GAME. Thunder hugged me because I’m pretty! ♥ “ Joon gave me a hug because he thinks im cute. ” *^*) ahsdasdjad i got my mblaq bias. see you guise. we were meant to be ♥ lol
iamyouronlysir: geekydominant: loverrtits: amanda-b-will-be-healthy: listhacks: Female Masturbation Hacks - If you like this list follow ListHacks for more I’m going to reblog this because I’m not ashamed and no one else should be That U-Spot
strictly-fandoms: do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you
You know he brought it up at work today?(Because it’s not something I’m keen on to bring things up like that and demand answers or make things awkward…so left it to him to do if he felt like it…sorry)He worded as *I* am the one who canceled on
metapianycist:gilajames:bomberqueen17:treetopview:does anyone else kind of.. enjoy spoilers ?? like they’re sort of a relief because then I know whether or not something is worth investing in watching or reading or not I’m not gonna be disappointed
kinglouixxx: novaschaos: kinglouixxx: novaschaos: kinglouixxx: novaschaos: kinglouixxx: novaschaos: kinglouixxx: The only reason Canada is cold because I’m not there. I’m hot af Are you really tho? ;3 But little do they know if it weren’t
sanjl: paradisekaisu: BEING THE SHORTEST OF YOUR FRIENDS IS ANNOYING BECAUSE IT HURTS MY NECK TO HAVE TO LOOK UP TO U GIANTS BEING THE TALLEST OF YOUR FRIENDS IS ANNOYING BECAUSE IT HURTS MY NECK TO HAVE TO LOOK DOWN TO U MIDGETS
the-art-of-fangirling: journey’s end is literally the worst because you get this and everything is so happy and you’re like yes finally everything is going to be okay because the doctor isn’t alone and he is surrounded by friends and people that
The reason why that “Charlie” game doesn’t work it’s because there’s not enough demons in hell for all the idiots playing it.
vixyhoovesmod: This is to everyone that I talk to that tells me they can’t draw…Sure you can’t draw…. not because you can’t, but because you wont… yeah you may not like your art yet.. you draw and look at others that are far beyond your skill
knightsolaireofthesun: poyzn:NSFW because you’re not allowed to cry at work. IM NOT CRYING. YOURE CRYING
rp-starters-ask-box-fillers: What do you think about my portrayal? 👎 - it’s not good 👇 - not that bad, but definitelly could use some improvement 👌 - it’s ok, but there’s some space to improve ✋ - your character’s personality is too
just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round. oh
slayboybunny: dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
I was outside with one of my dogs and I was standing by the garage (which has this sort of lattice eave thing above it) and this huge spider suddenly drops down on a thread like two inches from my face and it scared the hell out of me because I do not
xekstrin:F R I e n d l y reminder not to be mean and harsh to newbies in your fandom who don’t know all the lore yet— or even just people in the fandom who might not be as dedicated as you. If they want, you should instead share the cool stuff you
acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman: I GET SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO SEE COOL SHIT ON THE LOG IN PAGE BECAUSE I NEVER SEE THE LOG IN PAGE BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING LOG OUT
ask-fennekin: I am a senpai. And I will never notice you. Not because you’re not good enough. But because there are always these damn sparkles surrounding my head and I can’t fucking see anything.
Just because I’m not posting doesn’t mean I’m not watching.
Honestly annoyed with a cousin of mine. Not going to say why because it’s political shit and I don’t want to sound like a bigot, but c'mon, man! He completely misunderstood my post and jumped the gun, literally
markruffalo:girljanitor: huffingtonpost: Homeless shelter is transformed into 5-star restaurant, hot food and warm hearts all around. See the full video here. I watched the video and I thought it was great. Because it’s not just like, nice food
because of those who called “shinee” i walked into english class saying “ annyeong haseyo ~~ , hello hello ~~! " and all class turned to be like : my bff : and i’m all like : then the teacher was like :- yeah ”
yokes93: pettysailorguardian: wh0isnerd: strawberitashawty: karlmarxandspencer: theivorianqueen: milliondollarnigga: shezuschrist: milliondollarnigga: strawberitashawty: what do y’all call soda!? because it’s not pop, it’s soda You gonna
laurdlannister-kingslayer: fatandbougie:i used to be one of those people that NEVER checked my bank balanace because i didn’t wanna see how broke i was and was always overdraft. i check it at least every 2-3 days and i haven’t been overdraft not
Because I can't stop laughing as I'm writing this
Just because I weigh less than you do does NOT mean that I can't be concerned about the fact that I put on a few pounds during the school year
wtfshiroko: wtfshiroko: I was almost at a loss for words I was so upset when I saw this just now… I don’t normally cut in like this but… this time I wasn’t just gonna not say anything Okay so guess what. I went to vent about this to one
electricsexdoll: I like this one because it’s weird. Not Quite Naked
nudemuse: Breathtaking beauty….don’t you dare tell me this is bad or that I shouldn’t be appreciative of something or someone, just because they are nude.
execbimbotrainer: Because you know I like bikinis that show plenty of side-boob…
make-her-famous:Because Nina Agdal.
Merry Cummas!🎄It's time to jingle jingle🔔those big balls🔴🎶⚪️because it's the most fuckable😜time of the year! Even Misses Clause👵🏻wants a big ol' candy cane in her stocking🎅🏼👀 Don't🙅🏼call me Mary because I won't
slayboybunny:dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
frothyfrothy-loins: steroidallolita:fandom-with-a-ph:just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.OH MY GODwhatWHATWHAT Um no..In the parlance of jazz, a square was a person who
glamorous-enterlude: riskpig: luthienebonyx: telanu: britney2007spears: hoodoo-hoodlum: I’m so mad because this worked help me roger Reblogging myself because Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses Reblogging myself because… what was that?
Because he’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we’ll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.
egkardios: the-descolada: jalceperalta: ok ok listen i know a lot of people have been bringing up the fact that they dont like brooklyn nine nine because they feel like it’s a “pro-cop show” and it’s “idolizing a gross system” but like??
Not many people know the stereotypical heart shape was meant to be two hearts fused together Hey there. History nerd here… not many people know this “fact” because it’s not true. The universal heart shape we recognize today has nothing to
emilianadarling: bailarina-raven: “I don’t want people to like her anymore, almost. That sounds really, really bad. I want people to realize that actually she’s not the same anymore. You can’t root for her forever, because she’s not there
rotten-miku-mun replied to your post: oK I FINALLY figured out … I’m crying with the negitoro being the little mermaid because I’m not sure if you mean the original or the disney version but if you mean the original that is fucking painful
Oh totally, excuse me while I quit my yoga practice and abandon all of the mental, spiritual, and physical benefits I receive from it because you and people like you think I’m fucking appropriating a culture because I practice yoga and meditate and
bushofire: sassintensifies: bushofire: Why am I starting to find feet hot?! because you’re a weirdo Let me suck your toes because some feet are really nice feet
listlessxreticence: naked-yogi: infinite-geometry: 😂🙊🙌 Sorry // not sorry.. *dying* I don’t think this is funny because they struggled with severe eating disorders and drug addictions for a very long time (and from such a young age because
No, in fact rape should not be treated like every other crime because it’s not every other crime. If you were a woman you would understand why the vast majority of women who are raped and/or sexually assaulted/harassed/exploited choose to NOT involve
I didn’t even read past the first two lines because I get this bullshit all the time and I am EXHAUSTED at explaining that preference has nothing to do with body shaming. No one gives a shit if you like women who are shaved or if you like to shave.
