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friendplace: I can’t wait until winter because it’s gonna be cold and gloomy outside just like my soul
notabadday: googlearths: if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry
soulsnatcha: it’s not about your boobs ladies. it’s about what’s under your boobs. your lungs, because we are gonna be blazing a lot of kush and you need to keep up.
alabasterbones: i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
cute-sexual: if I start a sentence with “dude” you better listen up because it’s gonna be important
I can’t wait until winter because it’s gonna be cold and gloomy outside just like my soul
perverse-couple: Valkyr was feeling totally pimp because we were gonna pay for our first whore (a trans girl) She’s too much fun! P.S: For the one’s asking…. scroll down to read the strory. It didn’t happen (‘cause the motel’s administration
yourbadgrrl: Promise? ninh: Because you’re gonna get a lot.
everyone keeps asking me if I’m nervous because I’m starting high school tomorrow. “no, i just really don’t wanna go” is all I say. it’s true, I’m not nervous and I really don’t wanna go. but it’s what I don’t say that’s how I really
bamboo-muse: thesedrugsthatkeepmehigh: reblogging this because spencer was the best thing that ever happened to this show He was apparently always doing wacky shit on set when the camera wasn’t on him to make people laugh and mess up their lines
vagi2k14sodium: let me tell you if you are dating me its gonna be an experience
healthy-happy-lia: speaking to someone every single day can be pretty destructive because there’s gonna come a day where for the fist time you don’t speak at all and it’s the loneliest feeling in the world
it’s not about your boobs ladies. it’s about what’s under your boobs. your lungs, because we are gonna be blazing a lot of kush and you need to keep up.
sft425: femmetay: can we replace the kardashians tv show with keeping up with the obamas because i’m gonna miss them a lot and i still wanna know what they’re doing all the time. how are the dogs? where does the family travel? what sort of hobbies
thefuuuucomics: huffingtonpost: IKEA ADVERTISES ADOPTABLE DOGS IN STORES, BECAUSE EVERY HOME NEEDS A RESCUE PUP The idea to display the pets inside the store started in Singapore as a collaboration between Ikea and two animal shelters, according to
hello please ask me things, im being a little baby and since no one is around to take care of me im gonna try to be distracted
crossyourts replied to your photo: so I’m bored at home because my soccer practice… The answer is where them whenever the fuck you want and fuck anyone who says anything about it. you know what…you’re damn fucking right.
Being around a crazy for so long has made me feel shitty all the time and paranoid around normal people. It’s gonna take time for me to not be weird around my sane friends who aren’t likely to go batshit at random moments with no provocation.
students who refuse to print their first and last names for me because they signed up online and I haven’t printed the real sign in sheet yet like who tf you think u are bitch
internetexplorers: internetexplorers: are you my big toe? because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
phanphanphan: part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway
arnold-ziffel:When she makes you breakfast… because you’re gonna need your strength…
Reblog if you love Hetalia because you just do.
sobs because i accidentally bought a men’s medium shirt instead of ladies’ medium somewhere and i can’t cancel, oh well
i was trying to get cookies from the kitchen but i gave up because the plastic packaging they come in is SO NOISY that i can’t even pick it up without probably waking the whole house LMAO
royalsiblings: stephiejo90:“Ohhhhh yeah big brother…having you home all summer vacation will be so awesome…take your vitamins and get your sleep because you are gonna be pumping your nut sauce deep inside me as often as possible….mom let
i’m so pissed off at jax rn that i took another break from watching soa because i want to reach through the screen and squeeze his fucking neck until his eyes pop but i’m not too invested y'know
So anyway, imagine being the *exact* type of guy a post was aimed at, but somehow remaining blissfully unaware of that fact… @averagesocalguy (Don’t make those comments from my reblog, because I’m notified about them, and then I’m going to laugh
ninth-hidden-world: “Come on bro. Please let me take your car out. You said you’re staying home tonight, so why not?” “Because you’re gonna fucking scratch it or put the wrong gas in or something like last time.” “What if I suck your cock
naziniggercunt: tax-paid-suspension: Nigger bitch actually ate something out of *my* kitchen. Hope she enjoyed it, because she’s gonna taste it again. Reprogramming is essential.
that5amanon: in-the-dreamscape: Okay but why are we forgetting this part I’m gonna be honest here and say Mabel had it coming. Stan and Mabel have been teasing and excluding Dipper since the first few episodes of Season 1. Sometime, she’d have
>Lapis isnt talking >Probably because she has issues from staying fused for too long >Peridots gift was her recorder Peridot wanted to give lapis her recorder so she could find a way to express herself like when she was trapped in a mirror.She
sharingthegirlfriend: shedoesntenjoyit: “Do you like it when my big dick slowly rip your ass apart? I hope so, because it’s gonna go faster soon.” Follow me on sharingthegirlfriend.tumblr.com
jessicaspanties: Stand Up for Red & WhiteHello hungry wolves, hope everyone is having a great week because it’s gonna be a long weekend for most of us 😁 Here’s a delicious little treat for my hungry wolves, have some mini mochi balls for your
Homestuck is gonna be the Death of me
bogleech: abookofcreatures: fantor: Added some info because people were either curious or didn’t get it? I mean, I’m 7,000 notes too late to fix stuff since my comment “The twist is they are all dragons” was removed somewhere in the chain.
grooming-tails: ramihackme: dellvanity: madeinchernobyl: I’m adding to this because y’all gonna learn some shit about housing your pets. Someone make more I love this new meme. I know that huge homes are great for pets but also did it fucking
