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You can always tell when I’m sad because I start taking nudes to feel better about myself. How shallow is that?
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2015/12/21/razorcandi-erotic-christmas-and-candy-cane-pleasure/You have surely heard about the Christmas spirit, but you have not yet experienced it RazorCandi style, so get ready because this will get naughty very soon. This
Kaori and Ryoji were tired of waiting for Pokemon Go to get to Japan so they decided to try the American version ‘Pokemon Grow’ as a couple. Kaori insisted they join ‘Team Bulk’ because the Huge-Type Pokemon like Thikkor, Donkdik and Onyxxx
theartoftransliness: citylightslover: Throwback Thursday (Pre-Transition to 20.5 Months on Testosterone, 9 Months Post Top Surgery) The smile on the left is one of the most fake beauty pageant smiles you will ever see because the person on the left
Taking a pic for posterity, because I’m getting the sinking feeling that I’m just going to get harassed at this bar.
More eager. (Because you horny people keep asking for it)
sarahseeandersen: Happy 4/20 everyone. No one’s getting higher than me today. Because I am getting on a PLANE! TO ITALY! Okay, it’s out of my system. I’m sorry. See you soon Napoli Comic Con!
#Clare3Dx - Get Personal - Sasha & alpha6-act Support me on Patreon, to support your dirty mind! This render is out-of-focus because I forgot to set the DOF correctly,.. I am re-rendering this and will update this post once it is ready (in about
ask-mixy: So I finally managed to get off of my lazy butt and draw something for my 500 follower milestone! Yay~ So have some chibis, because adorbs!Row 1: ask-chiefkiviuq skylinerthezebra lotsofcaps vertex-the-pony bigmuffintoshRow 2: asksweettart edgyp
“MA CHAIN HITS MY CHEST WHEN I’M BANGIN ON MA DASHBOARD” “I’m getting out of the car.” [x] (Updated the doodle I uploaded because I just found a better song…which means I didn’t sleep aftera ll) Based
averygrooveymutation: drkatherinepierce: domwithpen: Sadly, I do. Yes, I don’t get many messages Yeah me neither.
An untitled silverhawk comic, part 3/? YOU DIDN’T THINK I’D FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS NOW DID YOU gonna speed things up a bit so I’ll get to the juicy bits faster because what the hell NextPreviousFirst
Still doing some non-sketchy art practice, but in the meantime I’m going to blind you all with my post-shower mess of a hair and non-made up face. BECAUSE FOLLOWING ME HAS CONSEQUENCES, DAMMIT.
kissmycumcoveredlips: whitehotbihusbands: Do you crave more? Follow Me to WhiteHotBiHusbands.tumblr.com and satisfy your curiosities… among other things. Everybody wins… but I win most because I’m getting head and I’m getting fucked. So a winner
I swear I would spend like the entire morning in the shower if I could. Also yes my toothbrush is a lightsaber because fuck you.
daddys-fucktoys: Be a good slut and get that asshole ready because when we get home you’re spending the afternoon using it to drain my balls of every drop of cum. Amuse Daddy, little girl …
daddys-fucktoys: Be a good slut and get that asshole ready because when we get home you’re spending the afternoon using it to drain my balls of every drop of cum.
Another movie opinion headed your way; This time it’s for Getting that Girl. I know I haven’t done one of these in a while, because I haven’t been watching any movies. But due to my recent knee sprain while skiing I have plenty of
thedude3dx: So close, yet so far. Even with a dick like this, she can’t bend far enough to reach it. Maybe a bit of encouragement will get her there?I made this one primarily because I was getting tired of the standard daylight scenes. They make for
chicks-getting-off: Because watching girls get off is cool.
xsecretloveaffairx: “Just because you’re getting married today, doesn’t mean shit. Suck this cock like the whore you are. Show off those skills your new hubby will never get to see.”
Fruit Diet | Day Two I figured out quickly yesterday that it’s hard to get in enough calories because I quickly get filled up by the high water content in the fruit. I’m on the bus to my friends house and this is my breakfast, there was
kirkwa: Check Out The Incredible World Of Snails Snails don’t get a lot of love, in a world of kittens and puppies, the snail rating on the cuteness scale is about a negative 12. But that’s only because we never get a good look at their lives up
rihennvs: get to know me meme → [1/5] favorite movies » breakfast at tiffany’s (1961)“No. The blues are because you’re getting fat and maybe it’s been raining too long, you’re just sad that’s all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly
femboy4lez:“Just because we’re getting married doesn’t mean you get to see me naked, and don’t even think about having sex with me. That’s what my bridesmaids are for, you silly boy!” Let’s now lock on the chastity cage you will wear for
femboy4lez:“Just because we’re getting married doesn’t mean you get to see me naked, and don’t even think about having sex with me. That’s what my bridesmaids are for, you silly boy!”
eleanorjanestyle: localnativity: i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don’t get the part it means that you’re not ugly enough for it which is also cool nothing
The Sydney trips are certainly exciting for you adult service seekers as you randomly get to encounter the hot babes. Now, just in case you have to fly into Sydney today, the excitement levels should only increase further because you can get to romance
Kavana Nip-Slip, CBB pretty hot and heavy this year Update: Katie Hopkins just wrecked Perez Hilton. Again. Still as glorious as the last 3 times Update 2: Katie and Michelle just tag teamed wrecked him. Only Perez could get yelled at because someone
dekushop:gerph18up:haczeynsfw:revoltingrat replied to your post “Watch your wickie tag, Nintendo is cracking down on it.” It is a threat to your entire blog because if you get three tumblr notices within 18 months your blog gets deleted That can’t
Wait… people are getting angry because Marvel casted a “white guy” for Iron Fist and not an asian? DUDE FUCKING DANNY RAND IS WHITETHIS IS HOW HE LOOKS WITHOUT THE FUCKING MASK, DO YOUR RESEARCH JESUS CHRIST.AND HOW COOL OF YOU, ASKING FOR
i can never take naps because i end up waking up like 9 hours later and it feels like a century has gone by and i get so confused about my existence
I used to be crazy into anal play & did it frequently but I haven’t rlly done much in like a year or two & wow it’s hard to get back into. Like I pick up a big plug I used to fit thinking it’ll be easy BUT NO????? MY POOR BUM
Maybe I’ll delete the pôrn from my blog and only reblog cute people in lingerie from now on. I fear my blog getting deleted 😭
itspissbuddy: jealous of people who get omo dreams because i almost never do but ive had a few:first dream i was in the woods in a large mansion that seemed to be abandoned, and i really wanted to pee somewhere weird in there, the whole dream i spent
Just saw Ve.nom movie and it was realllllly good ✨ But I gotta say… Severely lacking in fear wetting. And there are so many opportunities with how poor Ed/die gets stuck in rough situations because of Ve.nom…. I need Ed.die/Ve.n.om Omo….. T-T
For a long time I’ve been saying that I can’t quit drinking cuz it would get in the way of my career. I figured if I quit drinking I’d become a hermit for at least a year and not be able to perform because I’ve never in my life
eleanorjanestyle: localnativity: i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don’t get the part it means that you’re not ugly enough for it which is also cool nothing i’ve
thesubbburbs: Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate
Just saw Get Out...
If only I worked the 7 am shift today. Because I’ve been up since 4:30. Then I would get to go home at 3. Lol.
Something that is really irritating me about workSo I came in on my day off and Norman came to give me some feedback. Now Norman was ASM and is currently acting SGM because we couldn’t get a store manager.Everything he said to me was true. It hurt
arom-antix:My sketch was surprisingly clean so here’s a coloured sketch because why only get one piece out of it when I can get two?
nomoredarksadlonelynights: Endless TV Friendships: Chandler and Rachel from Friends “Let me just say something. Because once we get into this, I’m gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke. I just want to say that I love you.
fladoodles: Happy Lunar New Year, everybody. Reminder that none of the rampion crew can get red envelopes from their parents because all of their parents are, indeed, *gone*
curtisbozworth: curtisbozworth: God I want to fuck the AT&T girl. Just getting over the flu. I knew I was starting to feel better because I was getting a throbbin erection every time an AT&T commercial came on. Her fuckin tits look like their
Jared: there has been times when Sam thought it better to get rid if himself, but no one gets through it alone, keep fighting #chicon
ask-patch: I never get the grannies, because I never get past 0 cookies. This game is broken, help plz! We had a cookie themed post last week already, but this has been ready for posting for quite some time now. This doesn’t mean Patch is cookie obsessed
Today in Donnie’s poor attempts at self care, I got myself an overpriced Hobbit journal, because my therapist wants me to keep a journal to track my head issues. So I decided to get myself a cute one with runes on it. Also, I’m sorry I look
Kinda want to write a short Eren/Armin fic in which Armin really doesn’t like having his hair pulled on when they’re having intimate, because Eren always gets it really knotted/messed up. But then he gets a haircut and he lets Eren play with
the new apartment is in a complex that’s not just a scummy new brunswick scumlord and they keep needing proof that I can pay for this apartment but hah hah hah the joke’s on all of us, because I’ve already had to dip into my savings
kissy-kurser: “draw your favorite character in what you are currently wearing” i had to flip a coin because i couldnt pick between thor and loki lokis gotta get his nails did well its a good thing im wearing all blue tonight
jeiwalking: things to remember while drawing: anatomy is great but dont stop because you cant get it perfect not every picture has to be a masterpiece try new things but remember its ok to draw things you like to draw just because someone younger than
i aM FREE im sorry i couldn’t get to all the asks that were sent!! I wish i could have replied to them all ahaha;; i didn’t want to drag this out for too long! ;n; thank you for your questions! maybe another time i’ll answer questions
aphromanito: my friend told me that i need to stop singing i’m a believer because it was getting annoying and i laughed because i thought she was kiddingbut then i saw her face
ninthdoctorisbestdoctor: thetumblr-thisisatumblr: enstarprise: alegbra: being 17 is weird because you can get hit on by 14-year-olds and 20-year-olds and it’s THE SAME AGE DIFFERENCE It’s also weird because you can dance, you can jive, having
Damn my greedy ass is late because I wanted another orgasm
I didn’t even read past the first two lines because I get this bullshit all the time and I am EXHAUSTED at explaining that preference has nothing to do with body shaming. No one gives a shit if you like women who are shaved or if you like to shave.
anyways it’s awesome that I need cannabis for well documented chronic medical reasons but I can’t be treated by a pain specialist because I live in a state where it’s illegal.
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