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“Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?” Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?
I’m sick, I hate everything, and my government is currently a trash fire. Here, have a hat and some boobs because I am going to Bring People Joy if it’s The Last Thing I Do.
sweet-shemales:Is there anybody who wouldn’t?Pride is knowing her cock is hard because of me die würde uns bestimmt gefallen
jackandsamforever: randomfandemonium: jeremyloverobsessedmoi: nuwanda13: irefusetobedefined: ddowney: i’m just gonna leave this here as a reminder that “hitting bottom” doesn’t mean “staying on bottom for the rest of your life and dying
astarothsir: how do you see dad and mom’s DNA does not propagate because I’m dying — and this even to give the Black People of your obscene racism and slavery of your NO MORE RACISM
My favorite photo of all E3. Well after this was taken, I overheard some people talking about how they asked the model how she got the gig because she looked so much like the character and, as it turns out, she was the girl they modeled the character
duemilaquarantasei: Wilson: The operation is in two hours, and I’d like you to be there with me. House: No. Wilson: What? Why? House: Because if you die, I’m alone. — House (6x09)
AAGGH! I’m jumping for joy right now, because somebody went to the theater and brought these playing cards home for me. ♥ I love how Christoph Waltz is the king. Django Unchained will be my first time to the theater since last year.
eatsleepbuzz: Can someone please sprinkle some motivation into me because I am dying to finish off this semester
Omggg mommm.. lmao She says she asked because of the plant in the corner lolllll
The “Draw all your past and present OTPs and die of shame” project, part 3/??: Shigeru/Satoshi (Pokémon) Shipping status: I don’t even know what’s happening with these 10-year-olds but I just ajhsdfgljhsdfflhfljbasdgfhjasdf //feels
The “Draw all your past and present OTPs and die of shame” project, part 4/??: Yuuri/Wolfram (Kyou kara Maou!)Shipping status: I shipped this harder than I’ve ever shipped anything when I was 15 so I don’t think I can ever get
jessong: pic property of Jenks1983 on Twitter omg i can’t even….*dying*
matthulksmash: kevinsidethegrid: Tie Fighter cockpit | otaking77077 You may as well just jettison yourself into space without a suit on, because you’ll die inside that cockpit anyway.
ahin: because I’m your friend
hellishfang: Artist: BeardCat Oh look, Leomon (before he’s killed, because he ALWAYS dies). He’s like the Sean Bean of Digimon.
I remember when I was doing rent and I was too thin, and I was doing that on purpose because I’m dying, I’m a HIV drug addict. I remember having to eat raw food and doing all this work to make sure I could stay thin… And I remember everyone asking
8bitrevolver: I’m sorry but here is some more cats on Snorlax because I am dying from how adorable this is
alipop: I remember when I was doing Rent and I was too thin, and I was doing that on purpose because I’m dying, I’m a HIV drug addict. I remember having to eat raw food and doing all this work to make sure I could stay thin… And I remember everyone
feeling my office shake because of sound check
I remember when I was doing Rent and I was too thin, and I was doing that on purpose because I’m dying, I’m a HIV drug addict. I remember having to eat raw food and doing all this work to make sure I could stay thin…And I remember everyone asking
ashesaoirse: zenodotus5: scifisweetheart: tastysynapse: Zen Pencils Comics: 33. EDGAR MITCHELL: A global consciousness Look at that, you son of a bitch They probably can’t because they instantly died.
I’m so annoyed I missed out already 2 laser hair removal treatment because laser machine died in the beauty salon x_x =’(
/please fullview because tumblr fucked the qualityFace it like a grown-upWhen you gonna own up that you got got got it bad bonus
desertrose1990: Stop praising men for being humane.Men are not amazing because they are not raping,beating,torturing,and murdering women.That is called not being a psychopath. This is what real men do to guys that rape, beat, torture or murder women,
fuckoffstraightpeople: “reward your husband when he does chores” lmao nope is he your child? does he reward you whenever you do what he just expects of you? not a chance “Divorce your wife because she’s a lazy bitch that doesn’t help out
stopfollowingterfs: Terfs are always demanding a definition of womanhood– and its like… Idk what to tell ya. Its all made up. The only reason they demand a definition is because they think womanhood is based solely around genitalia… which is ironic
quarianqueen: How fucking delusional do you have to be to look at female fetuses being aborted, female babies being murdered because daughters are worthless,little girls having their bodies mutilated, little girls being treated as property and married
feministmadmax: hey girl: I don’t need to see the pain and humiliation you suffered as a sex slave. I believe you. And then she goes and f*cks Mel Gibson because his Mad Max wasn’t a fag.
femfreq: Had a great time last night at Peggy Orenstein’s reading of her fantastic and important new book, Girls & Sex: Navigating the Complicated New Landscape. Is Peggy Orenstein a transgender? I only ask because I’m trying to make sense
I wish my brain was damaged enough to go along with this transbull because I’m going to push back against this movement until they stop adding estrogenix to everything and all the transgender women turn back into normal guys or get back in the closet
I love real women everything about them <3 There is a quality only real women have, something I’ll spend the rest of my life trying to figure it out because I love it so.A woman can be imitated but she cannot be duplicated or synthesized.What turns
iamatinyowl: iamatinyowl: This is what I’m dealing with right now. My entire foot is so itchy because of how swollen it is the skin is pulled so tight :( IT IS SO MUCH WORSE TODAY Rub your vagina on it or vagina of a friend, a transgender woman’s
iamatinyowl: It is fucking weird and disgusting that people think it’s okay to shame and humiliate and dehumanize someone just because they don’t personally find them attractive. No one is saying you have to be attracted to every single body, we
dvdp: 160314 verI just realized how much better the insta version of 160314 works because of the joints. so now I’ve made a gif-version as well. enjoy This would be a good way to learn to eat pussy.
I Grew Up Thinking I Was Ugly Because I’m Not White
thetranspansaussie: High on life …and antidepressants … mostly antidepressants You need to get off the antidepressants they’ll eventually make you suicidal, why do you think you need antidepressants, is it because you’re transgender? If
I was getting ready to drive to Reno at noon when my doorbell rang around 10:30 I had no intention of going anywhere near the front door because it has a window in it instead of peephole…I couldn’t see who rang the doorbell or the person standing
dateawitchwhosuggestion: date a witch who will have a candlelight dinner with you because the spell said to let the candles burn all the way down Fatty always thinking about food, go for a jog fatty.
lesbiain: Men HATE that lesbians aren’t accessible to them, and since they can’t kill us irl, they kill and torture us on the screen while simultaneously fetishizing us and it’s horrific Wrong again, I hate lesbians because they walk up right
neutrois: “Too cute to be binary” at #genderodyssey @pidgeonpagonis showing off their gorgeous display of Nonbinary and Intersex tees and art at Gender Odyssey conference last week. To bad you aren’t straight because your a good looking
georgious: Esqueci o quão pesado esse vestido ia ser para uma festa. I don’t know spanish so I’m guessing she’s running from the border patrol and she is clumsy because she is a woman that’s how she got the scratch on her face…
You reblogged something of mine, probably for some nefarious reason because you’re chickensh*t feminist scum?
animeslovenija: Big Hero 6’s Gogo Tomago and Kill la Kill’s Ryuko Matoi outfit swap. I like the one on the left because she looks slutty and bored, I’d have a way better chance of getting some from her than that uppity b*tch wearing headphones
A father punched his infant daughter to death because she was making baby talk, police say
jununy: NINE-NINE! I’d hate to have to work with all those assholes who only seem interested in fagging off…I made this video because I love my FBI Finger Ring Friends…
phantomrose96: “Steven Quartz Universe, you were named after the number of lions I own, which is seven, plus a ’t’ because Greg insisted” Lions are all faggy now…See how fag lions like it up the ass?
I don’t care wtf their response is because STONECOLD SAID SO!…
For the longest time I thought there was only one copy because of this, I kind of still do it’s not like there was a Kinkos back then.
snazziest: id take a bullet for u not because i like u but because i wanna die
snazziest:id take a bullet for u not because i like u but because i wanna die
gallifreyanturtles: paintdoktahwho: england, the land of really slow drivers and cars that do not have brakes don’t cross the road okay just don’t do it because you will die because nobody knows how to brake??????????? by alfabites EXACTLY WHAT
ialienslut: i like myself today nudes | nsfw services | book a private show! can you kill me?? or marry me? because you are a goddess
The Germans aren’t allowed to stand up for themselves because that would be a hate crime, it is illegal to “bully” anyone there lol, the Germans can’t even complain or speak up about it because that would be hate speech.
And this is my reaction to everything I fear, take me home because I rather die. Make believe that I impress because I could care less.
flawlesstew: Emmett, because he was dying to go. Jacob, because he wouldn’t be able to bear being left behind. Both nodded. Emmett grinned.
Does anyone else feel like…fucking indestructible when they’re playing Symmetra?? because my ass will be running straight into the thick of everything like my low hp is nothing because all thats running thru my mind is:MELT THEM!!! MELT THEEEMMM!!!
