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love-is-vengeful: redmetalandgold: chrispratt: please no gang signs This makes me pretty sad, because you have to think about why he does this. When he was over in Afghanistan, one of the soldier’s asked Tony if he would mind taking a picture with
Yeah I have a 1-29-13 update hangover. My alpha babbus are just so beautiful I legit cried over that update okay because everything was beautiful and nothing hurt somebody instagram dat shit. I meant to post this earlier but I caught the flu so I’m
sherlockwho13: consultinggothdetective: mrthorinton: spectacularlyignorant: weepingmanhattan: the-fandoms-are-cool: pockettimelord: “you are not alone” are you telling me Mary Poppins is a Time Lady because headcanon accepted She owns a sonic
winterinthetardis: #HE’S TRYING SO HARD #HE JUST REALLY REALLY REALLY WANTS HER TO LIKE HIM #HE WAS BORN JUST LOVING AND ADORING AND WANTING TO BE NEAR HER#AND SHE WILL BARELY EVEN LOOK AT HIM #AND MAYBE SHE SMILES #AND HE’S SO EXCITED BECAUSE
a-brilliant-loser: andrew-scoot: bbs #it probably took ages to get them like this #they started out with only one blanket #which lead to a lot of problems #natasha nearly smothered tony with a pillow because he was hogging the covers #thor was
kingsandheroes: evil-e-x-p-e-l-l-e-d: AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers. i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omfg coulson
cartoonyafterdark: First part’s done!! Every porno needs a quickie set up before we get to the dirty itty am i rite guys ((Headcanon: Each gem has a unique heat scent to them Lapis’ is the ocean and Jasper smells like fucking delicious barbecue on
im bored so let’s do another personal headcanon thingHomeworld gems and sex toysLapis: dildos and lots of them. vibrating ones, big fat ones, actually the bigger the better. Just anything she can stick up her both ends really. And whatever other toys
For jxstacomet because that headcanon was too good (and Marty can definitely hear, even though I’m sure Greg is 100% trying to be quieter). Can’t not love Cherry Man
barf-fox: drawing more foolishness due to headcanons w xxxubblesLapis taking “side chick” selfies with the bae cause this is the only way she can get bae to take a selfie with her
thanks for following, babes!!! this is also for you, tumblr user cannedmackerel, but this anon beat you to it (bigger version here, because tumblr’s resizing made the screentone look shitty)
@ anon: Oh, because I only like Historia with girls.One girl, mainly. The specifics of why are kind of gushed all over half of the history of this space. In the case of said girl being beyond unavailable, then a couple more options open up, but. Still
aceattorney-headcanons: Apollo had a crush on Clay, but he never worked up the courage to tell him because he knew that Clay was straight and he didn’t want to ruin their friendship. Submitted by: AnonymousSource: Official and Sprite Art for AA:
emeralddreamscomics:The reason Phoenix survives all of his “incidents” is because Mia yeets his soul back to earth every time he dies.
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sauntering-down: agehachou: this happens at least twice a day ever since i read something that said Richard Armitage was yelling Kili’s name instead of Fili’s during the stone giant scene because he got them mixed up all the time, this has been
ladynorthstar: Dwalin picked some blue forget-me-not because they reminded him of Thorin’s eyes but is actually to shy to give them to him because it may look awkward… poor kid. ilovemustard actually prompted something involving Thorin and Dwalin
risk-k: shizukainori: By ぎょうざ＠夏コミ土曜＿ロ33a I was just thinking about this headcanon of mine last night. What if Erwin/Irvin took Armin or Jean or both under his wings. Armin for his strategical mind and Jean for his leadership
TMI Eremin headcanons ಥ⌣ಥ Eren likes to be restrained and shit, because it’s what he’s into. That’s cool and Armin’s totally okay with slapping him around and putting him in his place (with proper amounts of safe words/motions
free-swimming-titans: Requested by hall-monitorishimaru~! I hope you like it (¬‿¬) I’m sorry for anatomy mistakes and all that, I only recently started drawing humans more seriously (because of eremin haha) here is my deviantart and as you can
tsubasa92: I’ve seen a lot of mikasa angry about eren x everyone-except-her, but my headcanon says she’s fine with armin cuz.. yeah they’re friends :v they cool.
Blythe texted me about Armin wearing Reiner’s way too big jacket a few days ago and I have been trying to make a scene in my head about it. Like, what if they go to a show together, because everyone else in the house is busy, so they kind of shrug
attackonpalindrome: ftm!armin is extremely matter-of-fact about contraceptives and eren gets kind of flustered because talking about condoms and birth control stuff seriously is kind of embarrassing and armin just breaks this topic of conversation out
Oh God, Armin would totally be the kid that listens to a lot of old music, because of his grandpa. He probably wouldn’t be aware of top 40 for an embarrassingly long time. Once he did, obviously, it would open up a threshold and he’d love
yuroran: SnK daily life AU where Armin is the smart kid that only knows how to come up with solutions quickly because he’s played too many tactic RPGs
Oh, jeez, I just read a headcanon in which Armin doesn’t fit into that blue cardigan when he was a kid, because Eren gave it to him. But like… if you use a dfab headcanon like me… what if he didn’t really have boy clothes when
erniebraun: im so trans headcanons, sorry, i want jean to be an awful wreck about evre taking his binder off around people. and like. when he sleeps whn marcos in the room with him he wont take it off. marco urges him to super hard because hes worried
fyeahlilbitoevil replied to your post “anyone around and want to talk about headcanons?????? because i need…” Talk to me about Ymir and Christa. Aaaaaa Nony and I were just talking about them……… Ymir has no game. Whatsoever.
I feel like Jean and Armin would spend the first five or six months of their relationship fighting nonstop, because Jean sucks at reading Armin’s physical and emotional cues and Armin is not going to bend, because he’s sick and fucking tired
feastevil: quick doodle because i just realized i have this headcanon that when armin started binding (before he had access to real binders) eren would help him get it on right and make sure it wasn’t restricting his breathing u-u
Graham’s thinking a nidoqueen, gardevoir, and a miltank. the miltank is probably one of the most esteemed of miltanks that can roll out like nobody’s business. and, of course, because she’s jj, they all have excellent temperaments
sorry everyone I have a confession to make: I read characters as trans because I don’t have any media representation and need to make it myself through headcanons. I’ve been found out. Please forgive me.
fuck shit fuck but like imagine steve (and probably sam, let’s be real) trying to get bucky into casual touching again and steve being so worried, because it came so natural to him in the past and sam has to reassure him that bucky’s been
also!!!!!! haley, maeve, and strauss don’t die and everyone hangs out doing whatever and sometimes morgan stops by, because he’s perfect, but he never stays too long, because he respects the space they’ve created!
toniovolpe replied to your post “still working on trans headcanons for jjba, but here’s a few: …” I like thinking of Speedwagon as a girl who suppresses that because it is important to be tough on the streets. Joseph is also very much a girl,
vincentvanguro: Pillar men headcanons for the meme just because: Gender: Not men. Pillar gender is elemental and personal and not assigned, Kars’ gender is light and Wham’s is wind and Santana had not earned or discovered his gender yet. Sexuality:
the thing is that if you headcanon joseph as a trans girl her dynamic with erina gets even better!!!!!!!! because you can go in the direction of erina being very worried about her and trying to make sure she only wears dresses and the like at home.
vincentvangodot replied to your post: vincentvangodot replied to your post “… A nice thing about Jotaro: dmab agender, uses sea/sear pronouns. mitch how do you have the most calming headcanons I feel so soothed right now.
I have this kind of involved headcanon about maki’s family, but I’m kind of nervous to put it up, because it’s a little close 2 home and not the happiest in parts hhhhhh
allegoricalrose: tinyconfusion replied to your post “Hello, I’m here dropping my headcanon: Nine wraps himself like an…”And Rose wakes up all the time with the Doctor’s head on her chest because there is no better lullaby then that one single
elftwink:want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true
I have mixed feelings about the “Rose Quartz was blind” headcanon because on the one hand I think its a really interesting idea and character trait and its neat that people can make and embrace theories like that but on the other hand, the
fullmetal-headcanon: Havoc fully recovered after Dr Marcoh’s treatment. This is obvious because Kimblee, who recieved an equally life-threatening injury when Scar stabbed him on the train to Briggs, was back to his normal health the day after the
bertas-dong: I personally think about Mink bumping his head on things a lot. Not because he’s clumsy or anything. Just because he’s tall and he thinks a lot. I think it’s super cute. Like he’s just walking around with that same old brooding look
tavbrogaytram: NoiJaku headcanon:Because of their age difference, Noiz jokingly called Koujaku “daddy” from time to time. At first it just pissed Koujaku off and made him embarrassed but eventually he got used to it, and then Noiz started to use
what if koujaku actually knew some german. like after he and noiz have been dating for awhile, koujaku decided to learn some simple phrases. not because he’ll be using them any time soon but just because. and so usually noiz would say things
i am literally hurting myself right now trying to figure out a ship name for mizuki and kou because like koumizu and mizukou are used for mizuki and koujaku and it’s like no thAT’S NOT WHAT I WANT.
headcanon that sometimes when noiz is bored and koujaku is taking too long to get home, he’ll get all nice and sexy for him. once koujaku opens the door he has to immediately excuse himself from the room because fuck this isn’t anything
god-fucking-dammit-trip: Hoo boy, hecka long headcanon below. Mostly concerning Noiz’s bad end, but also contains a lot of speculation on Sei as well. I mention the other routes, except Mink’s, because his is kind of a moot point for the purposes
defyingeschaton: best mettaton EX headcanons: hair is actually solid metal 3-fingered mickey mouse-esque hands no elbows, just straight up noodle arms is missing an eye and has his hair covering it up because alphys is one of those artists that suck
hipster-iwaizumi: okay but headcanon time: when oikawa was little and found out he had to wear glasses he cried so much because he didn’t want to look stupid in glasses until iwaizumi told him that he looked good in them (he looks good in anything
montgomery-rain: headcanon that when they were little iwa promised that he’d beat up all the people who hurt tooru, which is why he hits him so much, because no one is meaner to tooru than tooru himself.
pigeon-religeon: Okay…but hanamatsuiwaoi adopting a child. Just hear me out… Hanamaki being scared at first because he’s afraid of becoming his father, and feels bad because he knows how badly the others want a child. They end up sitting him down
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ariatel: housemorningstar: “There are no black/trans/gay/genderqueer elves in WoW, because it isn’t in LORE!” Guess what bitch? THERE ARE IN THIS HEADCANON BECAUSE REPRESENTATION IN FANTASY IS A FUCKING BIG DEAL marry me Uhh …
askthefamilyoflove: Ruby: Those creeps had better have been staring because you’re so beautiful!!!!! Wait no, I don’t want them to stare at you, uhh…Sapphire: Hush now Hon, it dosen’t bother me any more, but as a kid it really got to me and I
quick silly/comedic headcanon: whenever luka cries, miku tends to water up too. it doesn’t matter what causes it, be it a sad movie or miku noticing luka’s eyes after she finished putting in eye drops (this makes luka laugh), she never fails to produce
What are the brother’s opinions on SHIELD?They’re not great, really? I mean, none of them would agree to work with SHIELD. Even if Steve asked them to, it’s one thing none of them would ever agree to [which I know because Steve’s have tried
