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captanjamestkirk: dr-archeville: thecourtjack: rickolette: Stop insulting Adam Driver because you don’t like Kylo Ren He’s a real fucking person with anxiety and making fun of his appearance because he plays a villain is a shitty, shitty, shitty
killah67: r3alr3congizer3al: dcnupe: killah67: Something else 🎳 Damn @kingyump dick not even hard 😩😩😩 Because of this bitch ass nigga @r3alr3cognizer3al no more videos because he wants to dry snitch , for some reason he thinks that
rebel-nextdoor: housewifeswag: Let me ruin this fool’s ego. Please. Justin Bieber has millions of people’s attention and he chooses to spew this shit. What a fucking waste. I don’t hate him because of his music. I don’t hate him because he’s
forgotyourcoat: CHUCK AND BLAIR APPRECIATION WEEK → Day 7: Free choice. “He’s broken, but you love him anyway. Not because you want to fix him, but because he’s the only one who knows you’re just as broken as him.”
angelic-nsfw:Ooohhhh noooo it would be a shame if I was making out with a cute boy rn, having him desperately grind on my thigh because he’s soo needy, rubbing his bulge through his underwear watching a small wet spot form of precum because he’s soo
hemptemples:i have a coworker that is refusing treatment for lung cancer because he doesn’t want to put his three daughters and wife in debt for the rest of their lives. he is literally choosing to die of a treatable disease because the debt of treatment
reverseracism: Because he couldn’t say “…because you’re a Black a Woman who challenged me, a white male…. because you’re a Black Woman who was educated and knew her rights… because I’m racist.”
sugaringandotherthings: “you’re only talking to him because he has money” and he’s only talking to me because i look good tf we both shallow fuck u mean
vantablackhearts: nocuer: photosbyjaye: Muhammad Ali requested that his star not to be put on the sidewalk, because he didn’t want people to walk on him. They honored his request. It was done because he didn’t want people stepping on the prophet’s
malcolm was the coldest because he would address his speeches to "friends and enemies" because he didn't want to leave anybody out.
thimblings: Dean isn’t sure if the reason Cas comes up behind him like this, in the middle of the night, is because he’s hopped up on drugs and mistaking him for his Dean - or if it’s because he isn’t that Dean. Whatever the reason, Dean allows
annie-banks: #the fact that he’ll only get an mtv movie award for ”best villain” is some serious bullshit #not only because he deserves as much if not more recognition than most of the hp cast #but because giving him an award for portraying
jigglemyboobies: kushaw: jigglemyboobies: Why was Hitler hit with a baseball? because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag no because he did nazi it coming
the-winchesters-boo: CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS GIF FOR ONE FRICKING MINUTE? THIS IS RIGHT AFTER DEATH TELLS SAM ITS AN HONOR TO BE COLLECTING HIM HIS WHOLE LIFE SAM HAS BEEN THINKING HE ISN’T CLEAN, BECAUSE THERE IS DEMON BLOOD IN HIS VEINS, BECAUSE HE
#i love this scene so much #because no matter how old sam gets dean is always going to be his bossy big brother #and they’re not talking about the possibility that sam might not make it through this #because he promised he would #and dean’s not
juilan: deerpong: juilan: deerpong: Nobody wants me I’m expired milk Sometimes expired milk is okay but only after a week but sometimes my grandfather drinks it when it’s really expired because he no longer can taste anything because he’s like
67-cassbutts: dadclaus: dadclaus: why did the cucumber blush because he saw the salad dressing I spent a solid five minutes trying to understand this joke because I thought it said Cumberbatch and I didnt understand what he had to do with salads.
winchestersofhunting: I love how Jared didn’t wear the brace for his dislocated shoulder because he didn’t want to worry the fans but now the fans are worried because he won’t wear the brace and if that doesn’t sum up Jared and the fans then
markshepphardon: hailthemisha: american-dinosaurs: Why doesn’t anyone talk about the fact that Crowley originally sold his soul for a bigger dick? because we accept Crowley the way he is because he’s our lil shit
solace-itor: ben-c: ben-c: my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot
wewereneverhomeless: do you ever think that sam wakes up on tuesdays and panics for a second because maybe dean ran out to get breakfast or something and sam just thinks that dean’s dead because he died on wednesday or maybe he’ll die today and dean
cockleddean: au where dean always thought that he didn’t have a soulmate because he could see all the colors in the spectrum. They did test after test on dean because the doctors had never met a kid that was born with the full color spectrum; they
castiel-for-king: carryonmycryingheart: raibowniverse: I want Destiel to become canon like this It looks just like them! omg but this is perfect because Dean would be so so g e n t l e because he knows this kind of stuff is new to cas, he knows
durbikins: Obama returns back to the ocean, not because his job in finished, but simply because he is out of time. As a wave succumbs him back to the depths, Obama takes a final glimpse at the citizens whom he had once truly loved.
ben-c: ben-c: my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top
sugaringandotherthings:“you’re only talking to him because he has money” and he’s only talking to me because i look good tf we both shallow fuck u mean
themagicrose: prettyboyandmoose: dalailamaofficial: have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t
frostirongamma: sherlock-hannibal: Awww Gordon ^v^ x God bless this man’s soul. He’s so gently with children because he knows children are allowed to mess up because they’re children. They are still learning. And it’s his job as an adult and
shizaya-confessions: Izaya projects all of his love onto humans, because he’s too scared to confess to Shizuo. Shizuo pretends to hate Izaya because he’s scared of being in love with Izaya and ending up hurting him.
cameoamalthea: fuckyeahballpythonsmorphs: “This is by far my favourite ball python hatched here this year. Not because he is a new multi gene morph but because of his personality. He is a bumble bee fire and was born without any eyes. At first
moni158: Do they call him Lunatic because he likes putting criminals on fire or because he actually wears that costume in public? I guess we will never know… But dammit his fire is classy as fuck
sageruto: the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that
hippity-hoppity-brigade: gomboc123: I mean… I get that you want to align Roy Mustang with lawful good because he’s a high ranking military officer, but the man literally overthrew the government because he didn’t like it #no one who stages a coup
legendofcarl: unapologeticlotorstan: DW didn’t give Lotor a tail because he’d be too powerful They also didn’t give him horns because he’d emit too much BHE.Big Horn(y) Energy
mrwallerson: “Poor baby"…. Is it because he came? Or is it because he came without asking and now must face the consequences?
solace-itor:ben-c: ben-c: my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot
wildflower-faerie:hemptemples:i have a coworker that is refusing treatment for lung cancer because he doesn’t want to put his three daughters and wife in debt for the rest of their lives. he is literally choosing to die of a treatable disease because
jdgentleman: gay culture is wondering if he’s staring at you because you’re cute or because he caught you staring at him
jdgentleman: gay culture is wondering if he’s staring at you because you’re cute or because he caught you staring at him This happened on the G train tonight with the most beautiful daddy. We made eye contact for a good 25 seconds and I then looked
whimsey225:serpentandlion:jk rowling said that draco’s patronus is unknown because he never learned the spell but i think it’s because he has no powerful, happy memories to use Why you play these mind games with me?
Nick didn’t have to go in til 9 because the roads were black yesterday. He came home not too long after that because he got released for the day, which never happens. So we were in bed til just now cuddling and talking and cuddling some more.
I had to get photographic evidence of this evil shithead cuddling with me because he’s never cuddled me before. We’ve taken to “narrating” his stupid actions like he’s stewie and I’m lois because I’m pretty sure
girlsrtoys: You should be honoured and pleased when a Man use you as his cumdumpster. Pleased, because his climax is proof you’ve got what it takes to make him cum. It validates you as a girl. Honoured, because he chose to use you when he could have
sterekwallsex: capsiclesandironhearts: #the moment the world fell in love with steve rogers #but honestly can we just talk about this scene for a second#because every single person around him thought he was useless in the army#because he was short
solace-itor: ben-c: ben-c: my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five
pumpkinspicepunani: I pretty much agree with that. If you’re fucking him because he’s black, yeah it’s not kinky. If you’re fucking him because he’s tying your pervert ass up and fucking you…Yeah, that’s kinky.Is it racist? I
guardian-corps: “I’m disappointed. He did crash, but the reason for the crash wasn’t because of the bananas it was because he drives like a fucking idiot…”
ben-c: my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that
dynastylnoire: just-shower-thoughts: Realizing that kids today aren’t even impressed by Charles Manson because he only killed 7 people. Realizing that Manson had wealthy white people murdered because he planned framing black people for them to start
djsmigill: As that Tardis is flying off into the sky, and that’s the end, that’s when her faith in the Doctor is restored because you can see, actually, what a noble being he is, because he’s sacrificed having his friends around.
