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jdgentleman: gay culture is wondering if he’s staring at you because you’re cute or because he caught you staring at him
sterekwallsex: capsiclesandironhearts: #the moment the world fell in love with steve rogers #but honestly can we just talk about this scene for a second#because every single person around him thought he was useless in the army#because he was short
sageruto: the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that
frostirongamma: sherlock-hannibal: Awww Gordon ^v^ x God bless this man’s soul. He’s so gently with children because he knows children are allowed to mess up because they’re children. They are still learning. And it’s his job as an adult and
solace-itor: ben-c: ben-c: my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot
durbikins: Obama returns back to the ocean, not because his job in finished, but simply because he is out of time. As a wave succumbs him back to the depths, Obama takes a final glimpse at the citizens whom he had once truly loved.
nickyandmikey:DOG DAY AFTERNOON (1975) dir. Sidney Lumet “The guy who kills me… I hope he does it because he hates my guts, not because it’s his job.”
tumbladiah: ensignjaylah: shoutout to bob’s burgers for doing an episode where linda got a job and bob got upset, not because his wife was going to be making money and he would not be supporting her, but because he missed her while she was gone. it
wwefanatic91: straightedgemeansimbetterthanyou: fabj0hn: creampuffrollins: victorialynnmusso: blackpurplegrey: Roman Reigns bit me in the shower because he was horny. Randy Ortan bit me an the elevator because he was horny lol Big E Langston bit
rooshoes: someorangesonfire-: rooshoes: i want to follow prguitarman but i hate nyan cat what should i do Follow him anyways because he is a cool guy and always has been duh THAT’S MY PROBLEM because all he fucking posts is nyancat i mean i
braeburned: floedoodles: But first.. A quicky inky of braeburned’s Umber because he’s been liking my art and that’s really cool because he’s phenomenal and kind of the best pony artist ever and just is great??? so ??????? *slink*
whimsey225:serpentandlion:jk rowling said that draco’s patronus is unknown because he never learned the spell but i think it’s because he has no powerful, happy memories to use Why you play these mind games with me?
greatbriton: the POINT of Tony Stark is to give you a fucking jerkface asshole that you really shouldn’t like although in the end you do like because he’s actually a good man but don’t forget that he’s also a jerkface asshole, fandom because
mecha-shizuko: Crying over Tony’s idiot face: the blog
kaciart: Ewe wanted Bilbo shakily undressing because he want’s Thorin but Thorin stops him, because he knows Bilbo isn’t ready for the D just yet.
For a split second, I got really nervous, because I was afraid that I would be harassed cosplaying Armin (because hahah he’s such a wimp blah blah blah whatever). Then I remembered that I would probably always be cosplaying Armin with Jasper as
lintufriikki: tiny ponytail… ;w; Josuke is pouting because he has a “bad hair day” but Okuyasu thinks he looks as good as always. The last one is there just because… I haven’t drawn them actually kissing before hahA
mjbrad: lokibubbles: #this is why he’s such a compelling villain#it’s not because he’s misunderstood or hot or that it’s attractive to murder and destroy people#but because this was his beginning#look at the horror and the betrayal in his eyes#so
norithics: angstrom-nsfw: Marco’s greatest enemy is the beach. Not just because he’s a dork who likes to sit around watching cartoons all day, but also because no swim trunks on the planet can contain his power. if he gets even the slightest bit
wildflower-faerie:hemptemples:i have a coworker that is refusing treatment for lung cancer because he doesn’t want to put his three daughters and wife in debt for the rest of their lives. he is literally choosing to die of a treatable disease because
solace-itor:ben-c: ben-c: my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot
tinyconfusion: i know we always talk about this but can we take a moment to appreciate this moment as well because as terrifying and unknown as this adventure was, he still didn’t lose that smile in his eyes because he always kept looking at her
pulsingvoid: sherlock not wanting to stay so as to avoid being a burden to joan because he’s scared he might relapse again vs. joan not asking sherlock to stay because she doesn’t want to burden him with her cancer but both of them not-so-secretly
zeldaux: it would suck to go to a concert and have the main event show up two hours late because he didn’t feel like turning up. it would suck to have your hotel vandalized by someone, only to have that person get away with it because he’s a celebrity.
five-twenty-ten: just popped in my head the fact that when walter says to etta that for him, she’ll always be a little girl is because in reality he would never meet her as a grown up woman because he vanished before that OMG
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everfae: what a cutiefrom ep 11 I hope he wears this jacket again because it is seriously the cutest thing
sillymyway: my bae jak wanted tails in #12 i’d like to imagine that even though he’s wearing them because he probably has a serious concussion tails enjoys donning bandages because they make him feel like sonic a bit more
artemispanthar: Some people got, like, Mad at this silly little post ‘cause “he just wants to be friends,” and, like, sure, yeah, I got no problem with them being pals, but I didn’t make the joke because he was chatting with her, I made it because
sully-s:I love spiteful early Lois who’s constantly mean to Clark because he gets all the flashy superhero stories that sometimes bumps her story off the front page. That and she doesn’t want Clark to be nice to her because if he is she’ll fall
shigerussato:i headcannon that when ash is on his journeys gary tends to wear ash’s shirts or jackets because he misses him so much + ash also tends to pack one of gary’s shirts to sleep in because he experiences the same emotions <3
#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but
67-cassbutts: dadclaus: dadclaus: why did the cucumber blush because he saw the salad dressing I spent a solid five minutes trying to understand this joke because I thought it said Cumberbatch and I didnt understand what he had to do with salads.
liberalsarecool: Never forget Eric Garner. He was choked that day, not because he was selling loose cigarettes, or had cigarettes on him, but because police did not like him. #ICantBreathe #PoliceViolence #DeathByRacistCop #IllegalChokehold
so let me get this straight…chris brown is upset because soulja boi liked a picture his ex girlfriend on twitter… who has been his ex for 2 years now…because he fathered a kid with another girl. NOW he wants to cry and moan and wine
loveshinsukenakamura: Okay I am fixating on this little interview but all these adorable faces that he makes because he’s Shinsuke but probably also because all the sweaty sweat is stinging his eyess awwwwww
lildicktornado: cat is sad because life has given him many, many lemons & he cannot use them to make lemonade because he is a cat.
bowtieandafez: “As the TARDIS is flying off into the sky, and, you know, that’s the end, thats when her faith in the Doctor is restored, because you can see, actually, what a noble being he is because he’s sacrificed having his friends around”
teenagefrankzhang: So my dad took away my laptop because I wouldn’t give him the password. I wasn’t even allowed to type it in, he demanded to know the password to my personal computer because he thinks I’m “ doing things I’m not supposed to
trixify: 00tori: why is Levi in a suit That’s because he can’t fight because of his injury. He decided to be fancy as fuck instead.
seerofsarcasm: This line struck me for some reason I couldn’t place, because Levi didn’t really talk a lot, but then I realized. To Eren it seems like Levi is talking a lot because he’s never really talked a lot to him before. He used to just talk
fullmetal-headcanon: Havoc fully recovered after Dr Marcoh’s treatment. This is obvious because Kimblee, who recieved an equally life-threatening injury when Scar stabbed him on the train to Briggs, was back to his normal health the day after the
jigglemyboobies: kushaw: jigglemyboobies: Why was Hitler hit with a baseball? because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag no because he did nazi it coming
nitrochi-paths: Togainu no Chi ~True Blood~ kissing scenes (I added Shiki because a lot of people asked why he isn’t here, I hadn’t added him before because he doesn’t have a kissing scene LOL)
peristeal: slippeddee: Sousuke/Makoto - Free! I’m really struggling because I saw the first part of this comic and I was trying to u der stand what was wrong with sousuke’s face because he looks terrified and idk he just looks so scared and now
daddys-littlesluts: You are undoubtedly his. Because he wants to but most certainly because you want to. A collar around your neck with a leash attached that is held by him, emphasizes that.When he walks in one direction, you follow him like you are
just-shower-thoughts: Scooby doo is magical not because he talks but because he can eat chocolate, avacados,onions, hot peppers and several other things that would kill a real dog.
firefly-flashes: There is very little as arousing as when he undresses you. Not because you can’t. But because he can’t bear to let you skin go untouched for another minute.
yakuza-trash: ickyghost: shinjaninja: yakuza-trash: this is one of my favorite scenes because, Mink had done such terrible things to Aoba and yet, he came over and touched Aoba’s hair… HE FUCKING TOUCHED AOBA’S HAIR SO SOFTLY THAT AOBA DIDN’T
what if koujaku actually knew some german. like after he and noiz have been dating for awhile, koujaku decided to learn some simple phrases. not because he’ll be using them any time soon but just because. and so usually noiz would say things
sidhelady: He’s my new fave because we have the same birthday
akarians: which person in your otp sticks their cold hands on any of their partner’s exposed skin
pigeon-religeon: Okay…but hanamatsuiwaoi adopting a child. Just hear me out… Hanamaki being scared at first because he’s afraid of becoming his father, and feels bad because he knows how badly the others want a child. They end up sitting him down
