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Hey Honey! Guess what… My boss got a new boat and invited me to go out on it tomorrow. It must be pretty big because we are going to have a meeting with some clients in the stateroom before we set sail. I’m so excited! Huh? Well yes,
mushroomjack83: Chessie Kay almost got run over by London cab, can’t blame him though because he was distracted by her huge tits. When the diver stops and recognizes her they decide to get reacquainted. Guess what happens next in the FakeTaxi
After the shit you put me through, I should make you go through the same thing. But guess what? I won't because I'm better than that. You're lucky.
i like that the person who made this diagram only put the numbers on the image because now when i post it without context you can really only guess what’s being explained
wincest-captions: I know it was you who slipped something into my drink at prom, little brother. I know because I checked your phone and found all the photos you took while you fucked me with your pathetic little baby-dick. Well guess what? My dick is
sexbets: Guess what pets! I’m going to visit Master tomorrow for 10 days! Get ready for some sexy sexy pictures/gifs! If you have any kinky ideas let me know today because I will not be on tumblr much after tomorrow!Go!!-N
foxbones: ”I am going to write down a date and guess what that time is, all right? I want you to do the same. Because, when I was a kid, if I wanted something really, really bad, I’d write it down on a piece of paper and I’d burn it. It was like
Sometimes you accidentally encase a tiny child in ice because you think it’s what he wants. It happens to the best of us; just forgive yourself and move on
It is, isn’t it?Just so all of you know, I won’t be posting any spoilers for the new Steven Bomb on this blog until after its television release. I guess it’s pretty sad that it all got leaked early, but… what’s the use of feeling blue?
*logs onto IMDB messageboards*“Deadpool is straight because he doesn’t have a boyfriend”*logs off IMDB messageboards*Anyway… GUESS WHAT MOVIE I SAW!
Genius LIMW in DA HOUSE I got a new debit card because apparently my number was leaked (by Rakuten.com, those fuckers) and I just finished activating the new one. You’re supposed to destroy the old card, so guess what LIMW does while distracted
birdofprey1234:Guess what I’ve been up to!!! That’s right it’s gravity falls related pride art!!! I’ve been working on this for like 3 days because I’m slow as heck at drawing lol. I don’t know if I’ll have time to do the rest of the characters
janemai: HEY GUESS WHAT here’s a small tumblr giveaway huhuhuhu RULES: reblog this shit (don’t remove this text pls) only once likes don’t count open to errybody in the world closes october 15th, midnite NYC time because i don’t know my timezones
aeritus: WELL WELL WELL GUESS WHAT DAY IS IT!!!Those took quite a while, but I’m really happy how they turned out!Of course I had to draw the kids because they’re just that awesome.So 10 years… holy shit.I’ve been in this hellhole for just about
gay-possession-stories:So Coach Pete. You decided to pick on me because I was gay? Telling other teachers about the fag thats playing football to check people out? Well guess what, I now get to be you for a day. Guess who’s the gay one tonight?
baekyeollie: Happy Happy Birthday Bacon ♥ You were the last to join, but still you were able to prove how much you deserve everything you have now. You were rejected by different companies. But guess what? I’m glad you were rejected. Because
meganemausu: obligatory weird doodle because I saw the mini series done by @subakitsu and just had to because eyy what up.Also some other misc trash doodads I guess also also here’s links to them on my other usual places! Twitter | Pixiv | Weasyl!!!
verytinybun:jetfluffed:I saw someone on Twitter say “only fat ppl and weirdos like the cold”….Well guess what bitch I’m BOTH SO WHAT?!😩I’m a weirdo for sure! I like the cold because it means more snuggles! 🥰
junkoandthediamonds:junkoandthediamonds:i want you guys to GUESS what this anon says. because seeing this notification itself could not have prepared me for the full thingall wonderful guesses!but alas, no, it was:
Who knew I actually possessed emotions, let alone jealousy?! Like I’m genuinely mad at my ex because it should’ve been me. He’s not doing this to make me jealous, of course. He doesn’t even know what I see/find out because I keep
Guess what? The smallest human gets the tallest angel. Because I am a terrible and unjust god. With a thing for height differences.
lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: what did these penguins do to the scientists to deserve this researcher: okay so we’re calling these “african penguins” because it lives in africa penguin: bites researcher researcher: hey fucker guess what new idea
bankuei: hestmord: those damn irresponsible poors with their flat screen tvs and their cellular phones and their clothes The things you can afford… but you know… let’s just pretend they’re still paying late 90’s prices and in a booming economy
lorna-ka: snuffes: lorna-ka: It needed to be done. Because Krogan Emma is precious and guess what my newest OTP is. The pterodactyl pun belongs to Snuffes herself, because it makes sense and because I’m not able to come up with a good pun even
maurevar: Tell me Célestine, if we make it out of here alive, what do you want most in the world? To find Ernest and never leave him again. … Ernest, you saved my life. What do you want most in the world? To find Célestine and to stay with her forever.
lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: what did these penguins do to the scientists to deserve this researcher: okay so we’re calling these “african penguins” because it lives in africa penguin: bites researcher researcher: hey fucker guess what new
…I was finally falling asleep because of meds and because my neighbor’s mariachi music AT FULL BLAST finally stopped.And guess what happens five minutes later?MARIACHI MUSIC AT FULL BLAST STARTLING ME AWAKE.I like my new apartment, but I
pollution-of-subterranean-waters: GUYS! GUYS! Guess what! I MADE A PATREON PAGE!Okay, so what’s the deal:I have a lot of Megacat strips that I didn’t draw because I wanted to end the story quicker. AND some scripts for Long Story Short comics! And
rppetpeeves-blog: It’s especially annoying when people call you a Sue because of it. Guess what - characters can lie too! Just because it says it’s all powerful doesn’t mean it actually is. Sorry you fell for it! But I guess you’d already know
basketbizzle: OK SO THIS IS A HAND TOWEL SHAPED LIKE A LOLLIPOP THAT MY FRIEND GAVE ME AND I WAS SHOWING IT TO MY DAD LIKE “GUESS WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS” AND HE DIDN’T WANNA GUESS BECAUSE HE’S A WEENIE THAT WAY SO I TOLD HIM IT WAS A TOWEL AND
i-need-that-seat: iapollogise: I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch
ariatel: housemorningstar: “There are no black/trans/gay/genderqueer elves in WoW, because it isn’t in LORE!” Guess what bitch? THERE ARE IN THIS HEADCANON BECAUSE REPRESENTATION IN FANTASY IS A FUCKING BIG DEAL marry me Uhh …
mylittleghoulscout: tylerjosep: how annoying is it that Hillary is probably going to win the democratic nomination because some teenagers were too lazy to go out and vote because they thought that someone else would do it. well guess what? if everyone
corninthegob:junkoandthediamonds:junkoandthediamonds:junkoandthediamonds:i want you guys to GUESS what this anon says. because seeing this notification itself could not have prepared me for the full thingall wonderful guesses!but alas, no, it was:mixed
because-b: yesloserboy: “If you can guess what underwear I’m wearing I’ll let you fuck me. If you can’t…your ass is mine” SHIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET. I took the liberty to copy the URL at the specific times Jeff DeLancey showed
I had a super erie feeling that my ex was talking shit about me, & guess what, he fucking was. Not my fault people don’t want to be your friend because they think what you did to me was wrong lol. Maybe if you weren’t a shady person that
guess what i dont feel guilty about anymore ? leaving before things got real. you made me feel like shit because i had to break it to you and you “really liked me”. bullshit. if you really did, you wouldnt have been holding that broads hand
poryqon: “When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat” I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a
yourmediahasproblems:stop telling people to respect all opinions because guess what:if your opinion dehumanizes people, if it’s sexist or racist or ableist or transphobic or homophobic, then it does not deserve respect and neither do you
bunnyjennyphotos: Is this a male or female nipple? That’s right, bitch, you can’t fucking tell. Because guess what? They’re identical. And it’s some fucked up shit that “FEMALE” nipples are banned from tumblr and instagram but males can upload
thegembeaststemple: I hope everyone likes cute and cool stickers and charms because GUESS WHAT
neilisbored:neilisbored:Adventure time is crazy because sometimes there’s just an episode called “Jeans and Beans” and it’s about what happens after death Take a wild guess what the episode “You Forgot Your Floaties” is about. Guess. You
yourmediahasproblems:stop telling people to respect all opinions because guess what:if your opinion dehumanizes people, if it’s sexist or racist or ableist or transphobic or homophobic, then it does not deserve respect and neither do you AMEN
nevergiveup283to140: Normally the thought of junk food on my period and after because guess what? It’s normal and healthy to embrace your raging hormones and you shouldn’t feel any shame in listening to your body. STOP obsessing over the scale
Random things that just get to me everytime:Garnet fucking seductively running up her hands over her body while singing Stronger Than You because she just LOVES herself and o h lor dy
kissy-kurser: “draw your favorite character in what you are currently wearing” i had to flip a coin because i couldnt pick between thor and loki lokis gotta get his nails did well its a good thing im wearing all blue tonight
Hi there, I just thought I’d Kyubey your day a little because I can. i jUST SAW THIS PICTURE yESTERDAY IM NOT EVEN SURE WHATS GOING ON but im guessing its bad right
