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Because you made such a nice dinner, I thought she deserved a special treatÂ
Girl: we can not fuck !!Boy: Why?Girl: Because you are my …..! I let you to answerÂ
You were being serious? You really want me to RIDE you just because I lost this stupid bet? …FINE!
Tessa knows that boys will do anything for her magnificent tits, but she only abuses it because she loves Cock just as much. Plus, wouldn’t you?
You would have to be one convincing woman to get two guys that like you, to go at you the same time since one of them, could end up with something of a sexual crises afterwards.Why did I say something like that? Because you can now see the guy on top
firm-grip-on-the-neck: You asked for ruined…..I will destroy you….when I am finished you will only be able to whimper baby girl. Because I knew you’d like this, Sir.
You will lick it because I’m telling you to! Ultrammf
You let him fuck her because he is so much better at it.
Because Its You Shorty by Methonium Fuck this hits close to home.. was basically my first relationship in highschool. then i had growth spurt last two years so grew to be almost as tall.
You don’t lose hope just because you were not able to share a dick. You put on your sluttiest outfit, go prancing around and showing you lovely self and in no-time you land enough dicks that you are the happiest gurl in the world
You felt so inferior to your boss because of how bigger than yours his cock and balls were, that when you began to beg, “please, honey, suck his cock if you want, but don’t let him fuck you, you are not on the pill,” his secretary shushed you and
npharris: Oftentimes I meet people who challenge me, “You have no idea what you’ve done for me.” Well the truth is, it’s the other way around. I do have an idea, and a pretty good one at that. Because for whatever you may think I may be giving
daughterofdoctorandrose: reblogging because of reasons
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Cartoon Universe: Gem placement is symbolic and indicative of personalities. It’s not random.Me, not an intellectual: Ow fuck I bonked my elbow again haha I’ll just plop that on my OCAlso me: I burned my lip with a cigarette once… yeah, stick
As I grow and evolve into the person I’m meant to become, my interests and goals change. And at this moment I’m in that spot where you’re lost as fuck and just panic and cry because you don’t know what the next step is. This shit
ji-bril: I’m still not getting an android tho lmfao I’ve had an iPod Touch 4th gen for 3 years and a 5th gen for 1 year and they’re both in pristine condition. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BASIC ASS BITCHES BREAKING YO SHIT TWO DAYS
remember having to buy 6 big ass d cell batteries for your boom box so you could make a shitty mixtape for a girl who will never ever acknowledge you because you do corny shit like make mixtapes eddie you loser.
avocado-slice: You know people have been saying that Masayoshi and Goto can’t get married because that’s illegal in Japan. But Masayoshi is the President of the World, fuck the police.
fucking fuck you ME3 fucking fuck argh so it just won’t load at all with any of the dlc installed, so i get rid of the dlc, and i sTILL CAN’T LOAD BECAUSE I NEED THE DLC TO PLAY THE PART I’M AT … … guess who has to start
rvkiakvchiki: Sobbing because you cannot tell me that Rukia didn’t know that she was probably going to get executed when she gave her powers to Ichigo, you already know that Rukia probably had the laws of Soul Society drilled into her memory and yet
queenrylan: esotericalesbians: it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob Because we have vaginas
paradojadeamor: I don’t ship thiefshipping, because Yu-gi-oh: The Abridged Series ruined it. Who gives a fuck?! Fandom is fandom, as long as Yu-gi-oh is getting attention who the fuck cares. I don’t know why, but every time I look for a thiefshipping
acetrainermikael: This selfie is brought to you by TatSoul Tattoo Furniture, a disheveled tattoo/piercing station, waiting on a ride because you lack a car, and the number 4
rivaiillee: maid-en-china: I made a Titan parody of the Shingeki parody of Shinhwa’s dance video because Titans also want some of ~This Love~ ;D and if you look to the left you will see the snk fandom coping with hiatus
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY UNFOLLOW SOMEONE ON MOBILE AND DON’T KNOW WHO IT WAS?????????????
themaskednegro: Real talk if the protests invade the parade I think that’d be great. That way people can stop ignoring it because now it’s peacefully in your face as you sit around with your family and you are forced to think about those who can’t
a-tribe-called-tress: thatsyawholethanghuh: a-tribe-called-tress: Depression can literally cause you to not want to do anything. Depression is not your fault. no really this is important. &then its like you get so hype when you have the energy
earthshakinlove: rebandwrath: Friendly reminder that it’s ok to grieve for Dylann!!!! You are not wrong for doing so he is a human being!! It is ok to be angry because it only took 3 hours for them to decide the end of someone’s life!!! You are
thathighguy: hotboy-x: tarynel: thagreatvino: seekingotherlands: blvck-gvld:if your male friend stopped fucking with you when he got a girlfriend, he wasn’t your friend, he was trying to fuck. OR his new gf is threatened by your friendship and
hustleinatrap:YESS Every outlet should ask anyway…she gonna blacklist everybody? No because if she did she won’t get the shine she wants. As a news outlet you look lame if you interview her without asking about the only thing relevant about
anniebasterd: caitlinturnsveg: If you are a smoker you are supporting this. Know the facts, do your research and buy brands that don’t test on animals. Beagles are one of the most loving and forgiving breeds. They are not an aggressive breed, because
reinettewaiting: “May I kiss your neck?” “Don’t ask permission. If you want to do a thing, do it because it is your desire, not my allowance. You must risk rejection.”
fuck-my-life-i-want-food: lastseasonsloser:misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: mishasminions: IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN YES SO GOOD!!!!! no but wheres his money?
dimmadivorce:its always “lets remove the incinerator at the bottom to save the plinko horse” and not “lets not put a horse in a fucking plinko machine” 🙄
mortalityplays:one of the most important things, perhaps the most important thing I have learned in my life is that nice people can fuck each other up in monstrous ways. people can be bone deep kind and loving and self reflective and still lash out under
pararoses: Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh
When you’re really super duper worried about someone’s health and wellbeing, but you have no way of checking up on them or seeing if they’re okay because they have you blocked on everything.
gigaprince: anon asked: if you are not busy, haikyuu boys as magical girls?? i made these at 3 am and they are a disaster you deserve better anon………also i made akimiya at the last minute because i love
no one on facebook will talk to me. their loss because i’m drunk as fuck and that’s when i’m the most fun.
fuck-ewe-all: We are an Adelaide metal band from Adelaide and you should check out our Facebook page simply because of this post. New music is just over the horizon and you should like our page to keep track of our progress.Cheers! Recording our EP
I like dogs because they love you unconditionally regardless of what you look like, unlike shitty fucking humans.
drkarayua: glutenfreewaffles: glutenfreewaffles: remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees how many fucking people on this website wear glasses jfc it’s always the leaves oh my god
because-blackgirls-duh: shezbisexual: 2017 is wild as fuck As they should. Fuck you mean. Every brand should have an Obama commemoration
OH AND LETS ADD HOLES AND THE PRINCESS BRIDE TO THAT LIST BECAUSE ‘I CAN FIX THAT’ AND ‘AS YOU WISH’ ARE THE MOST ROMANTIC HEART BREAKING WONDERFUL LINES IN ANYTHING EVER
you pieces shit who bitch about oh wahh I don’t wanna see relatives because I’m awkward wahh I wanna punch you the fuck out
you’re not fucking cool for doing hard drugs. it isn’t fucking cute. stop trying to be hardcore because really you just look fucking stupid.
You know what makes anxiety go away? Money. And if you believe money won’t make you feel good that’s only because you have enough to pay rent and buy meds and food. Just a thought.
mangledsmile: i just want to fuckin kiss you but i fuckin can’t because ur not fuckin here fuck
Is anyone else that weird competitive where it isn’t ‘I will do whatever it takes to win’ but rather likeSomeone: haha you can’t do thisMe: Bitch :) Fucking :) Watch:) Me :) I will :) Annihilate :) you :)))
kvotheunkvothe: brodingershat: That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy. I do this with
Because I know that Tumblr has been cruddy a lot I send this to you in hopes you like it! Your art makes me smile a lot so I used my second day of Inktober to honor you and my two favorite penguins!Time of Death: 10:26 PM, by Sweetness. Rest in Fucking
l00106:if only you knew how little i know about things that matter
buddhas-boner: gurl do you speak spanish because i think you are
percysgarrison: scorpia: catra why are you smiling?? you never smilecatra: can’t i just smile because i want to??entrapta: shadow weaver fell down the stairs
Man I’m getting kinda tired of people keep saying I’m a good girl and “oh no she’s not the type of girl to do that, she’s way too shy” as though it’s a bad thing. Like you don’t know me, I’ll happily fuck my arse raw to get off and post
all of you “actually all women are supposed to be able to squirt, if you have a strong, healthy pelvic floor you can squirt” people can get the fuck out
aroert: naked-yogi: Here’s a wild notion! Consent is not consent when you pressure someone into saying “yes.” Consent is not consent when someone agrees to something solely because you won’t stop bothering them about it. Consent is not consent
naked-yogi: Haha. Someone messaged me and told me they paid for my private SnapChat and have been using the screenshots of my content by selling them to make money for themselves. You’re right, I won’t report it to SnapChat, I’m not stupid. What
